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Based on this meme

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Part 1 (or part one and only, I don't know but this may have a continuation)

I'm making a new canon to Narutoe, no need to thank me

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more unfunny memes to ✨ ruin your day ✨

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I’m so sorry, I’m just wheezing

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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the demon slayer movie gave me depression so naturally im using humor to cope

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My daughter also needs to see if your son can manage a house, cook food. Only then we’ll agree to this marriage.

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THERE IS A PREQUEL, Y’ALL

original tweet

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Tobirama: How was the honeymoon?

Hashirama: Madara got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate

Hashirama: He said, “Good luck trying to return me without the receipt.”

Hashirama: I love him

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for ðon hé wæs scea hé fæx wæs ford ealra mé du and hé fæx hlá FORTH EORLINGAS by Howard Shore, feat. Ben del Maestro

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Did You Know: It is dangerous to handle a Black Soul Gem? According to the book “Souls, Black and White”, parts of your soul may leak into the gem when it is touched if the gem is not properly filled.

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Interviewer: you mentioned in your resume that you’re creative.

Hermes: yes.

Interviewer: what do you create?

Hermes: problems.

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I did it for the first time as a moth, alone, no one helped me, everyone else left me there, I cursed them all, I cried for hours, but now when I do it I'm the freaking fastest, it's easy 😎, and yes it does built character.

lads is it wrong to let the moth do That Part of the earth trial by themselves?

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes