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Hugo: Wow only $5?? That's a steal!

Varian: Hugo, stop saying "that's a steal" about everything you're gonna steal

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HOLD THE FUCK ON

Remember the blanket Jayce gave Viktor? Well, I just realized that was literally Viktor's cloak for the rest of the season. In a way, Jayce's warmth was the last thing he felt and he kept it with him.

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jayvik is consuming me

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ARCANE SPOILERS!!

So who was gonna tell me that this show is in fact NOT just about videogame gay people and instead lesbian sex, a corrupt society, two gay scientists that call eachother 'brother' and then proceed to TURN INTO COSMIC FIREFLIES TOGETHER??

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that stupid egg looks like Baldgo in disguise shit I'll never escape him

Drawing Hugo and the remembering how I used to draw him... Gulps

Jumpscare warning below

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The way I genuinely thought this was a real post for 5 fucking whole minutes baffles me. I didn't even realize this was a gay couple?? And now the thought of Hugo being absolutely MORTIFIED at the thought of Donella being with HIS BOYFRIEND'S MOM at one point is so funny cuz I can see his face in my head

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My alchemical bromance

Love how Varian and Hugo are both emo just on different levels

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The tangled universe is so funny because WHAT DO YOU MEAN there is a dorky alchemist out there inventing ENTIRELY NEW ELEMENTS just to give them his crush's name like wdym HUGORIUM exists??

"Oh yeah an 18 year old angry teenager was having the worst time ever with his bi awakening and now hundreds of years later it gets taught in school as the 'Most useless element in the periodic table' "

HUUH??

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What if Varian occasionally calls Hugo by his other persona names like

"Hey Helga can you give me that wrench?"

"Hello Arnold!"

"No Friedholf we cannot adopt all the rats we find on our way in town."

"Oooh Patricia~! :D"

thinking about how Varian gained so many names ("the wizard of old corona, the mad alchemist, the traitor, the coronian royal engineer, etc" dubbed to him by people around him) and Hugo worn so many faces (as an undercover agent, putting that genderfluidity to good use he was) but to each other—they're... just Varian and just Hugo 😭

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Birthday today, celebrated by doing nothing all day and drawing homos

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"If you support the strong Varian hc you are just as bad as the tall Varian anon"

Look, this might be hard for you to understand but some people actually hc something without harrassing people over it and making people uncomfortable.

Hope this helps.

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uh hate to tell you this but that sassyvoidcomputer blog reblogged a bunch of naked varian drawings. so idk if they really have a leg to stand on about fetishizing characters

Hey so I genuinely don't remember ever reading that username but since you mentioned them I suppose I must've reacted to a post they made without reading the username.

I just went through their profile. Thank you for telling me (':

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I love finding Legato fossils like yes give me all the stuff from before I was even a liquid

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Oh my god Pansy you are onto something

Every time someone makes a “whos stronger varian or hugo” post a fairy fucking dies

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asking that question is a canon event for like- every Varigo shipper. First you think Hugo is the taller and protective bf but then you realize Varian's been the Alpha male all along

Every time someone makes a “whos stronger varian or hugo” post a fairy fucking dies

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AAAAAA WICKED VARIGO I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

varigo as gelphie !! <3

i have wicked and vat7k brainrot