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Me getting ready to read a new 100k+ fic until 3am:

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masterchief… if you’re out there… ily…..

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Halo: The FInal Battle - by Leonid Kozienko

“Arbiter, Chief, Johnson and Guilty Spark atop the Forerunner ziggurat at the end of Halo 3. Illustration from Halo Mythos book.”

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For all the Halo fans out there: Futuristic cyberpunk Master Chief.

By reddit user: u/KerfuffledPlatypus

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Halo / Masterchief - by Aleksi Briclot

“An illustration done for a Halo trade paperback for @darkhorsecomics / Microsoft but finally ended at the Halo outpost discovery.”

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John had a lot of fun in the snow today!

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Master Chief as he rides the Ark back to Earth

Chief: Talk about a low budget flight!

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i can’t believe i can make this joke seven years after halo 4

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do lasky and john do anything for each other on valentines day?

Smorch.

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Behold, a pale horse.

practicing colors and shading with a previous Halo sketch of mine.

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I used to really shit on Flanagan for the small things but this man actually got some shit right. Like he made an utter fool out of me. I thought there was no possible way someone could just obscure their face and change their gait and be taken for someone else, but lo and behold, I was walking home from school with my hood up when I decided to change my walk, just to see what would happen, and my mom didn't even recognize me until I was five feet away from her.

Flanagan sometimes knows what he's talking about

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Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

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men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty socks i’m begging