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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

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idle Jaskier-related notion:

Joey Batey is really approximately the same size and shape as Henry Cavill, and there are a number of clever techniques in pretty much all Jaskier's costumes to hide this fact and make him look about three or four inches narrower than he actually is. The costumers work really really hard to make him look that twinky, often with cleverly cut shoulder decorations that pretend he's trying to look bigger than he is and have the actual effect of making him look a lot lighter.

On a Doylistic level this makes sense, because it's hard to make Geralt look Huge and Imposing next to your non-combatant harmless sidekick if said sidekick is a jacked six foot burly man.

On a Watsonian level, however, the notion of Jaskier as this big meaty dude aggressively arguing with all his tailors to ensure that he looks as non threatening and foppish and entertaining as possible while also looking as sexy as he can (for a Jaskier definition of sexy, at least) is generating considerable entertainment for me this fine morning.

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also think it's almost a foregone conclusion that me and the situationship will be moving in together in the next year or so

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not to brag but me and my situationship are fucking adorable

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As if I started today stressing about my car being fucked and my MOT nearing its end and ended with a test drive and putting a deposit down

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god Snowpiercer is such a good film

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Supernatural was a show about manliness, cars, beer, guns, brotherhood, and then Misha came over and Jensen was like: let's be a bit gay about this guy.

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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

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happy laura palmer asparagus for dinner again does this mean i'll never grow up february 23rd to all those who celebrate

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Old warriors did not get old by accident; they got old by being wise, having the right knowledge, and being tough. Never underestimate an old man who has grown up in a rough profession or a rough environment. -Bodhi Sanders

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"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

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a bad terrible foolish logics.

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