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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

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*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

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guy fawkes: the fifth of november should never be forgot

tumblr: you got it boss

guy fawkes: wait no not like that

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Superman by itoscaresme.

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Boop boop motherfuckers!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

and a merry boop to all <3

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getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u

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They’re back!!

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Guys.

Guess what?

It’s officially…

HALLOWEEN!!!!

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He's been burned before