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i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century

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i love filtering tags like. no. i do not want to see it. goodbye.

and then it is gone forever except for the fact that I am now presented with the most enticing button in the world

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Donna and Twelve would absolutely be the best mates

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inspired by this post by @utenthy

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How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

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is there a way to eat a croissant that does not involve the indignity of bathing in croissant flakes

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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

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The Doctor never stood a chance.

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doctor who + notable quotes

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Behind every frustrated supernatural entity is a darker, more frustrated supernatural entity

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Low-level necromancy as a diagnostic tool -- "nothing twitched when I cast the preliminary version of Animate Flesh, so this is certified to be a vegetarian meal".

Low-level necromancy as a hairdressing aid; after all, "hair" is dead, so if you can control a defleshed skeleton to walk then you can control hair to braid itself.

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could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….