I am an eccentric, sarcastic, theatrical guy that sees the world differently from the rest.
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I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.
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Why is the archaeologist sad?
Because his career is in ruins.
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all grandpas love reuban sandwiches. if your grandpa doesn’t love reubans he is probably just some ol’ dude pretending to be your grandpa
matthew gray gubler (via gublernation)
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Good morning Whovians and Merry Christmas!
The Husbands of River Song premieres:
TODAY! (December 25th) - UK- 5:15 GMT on BBC One US- 9/8c on BBC America Canada- 9 ET on Space
Saturday, December 26th - Asia Pacific- 10am SGT on BBC Entertainment Australia- 7:30pm AEDT on ABC2
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When you successfully dodged any Star Wars spoilers before finally seeing the film.
Source: Nerdgasm
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Lonliness
Well, I've finally reached it. So this is what it feels like. The question is, how did I get here? I feel my best hardening and breaking at the same time. What a wonderful human feeling to experience, but not something I would wish on anyone. My soul cries out, but cannot be heard. Why? Because I'm broken, in fact I have been for many years, I just hadn't realized it. I became so good at covering up the wounds I fooled myself, but now the damage is really done. Perhaps this is the punishment for all my past mistakes. Mistake being too small of a word to describe the things that I have done. I don't know what this means for me moving forward. I'm not even sure why I wrote this. I guess my second question is, when does it end?
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You want a Christmas Doctor Who marathon? We’ll give you a Christmas Doctor Who marathon.
SIX. STRAIGHT. DAYS OF IT.
Tune in to @bbcamerica any time from December 22 at 6am ET to December 28 at 6am ET, and you’ll be watching a Doctor Who episode. Isn’t that cool?
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I failed the school fire alarm test. My apologies to all of my classmates I shoved to the ground while screaming “we’re all gonna die!”
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Trying to get into the Apple store when the new iPhone comes out.
Source: Awwww Pets
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I’m at my wit’s middle!
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my vocabulary: 50% swearing 50% sarcasm
Renoirs (via renoirs)
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