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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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found footage horror movie where the guy filming is a landlord trying to sell a haunted house, filming the property and frantically trying to quickly pan away from all the obvious ghost activity with less and less success

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when you're autistic and you learn how to smalltalk it literally feels like you started hacking real life

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An ex-colleague of mine was complaining to me the other day about the ai problem in her students' papers, and I told her, "Just make your students hand-write them in class. Easy." She looked at me like I was insane and tried to explain how that would never work, but I just said,"That's how we did it for a thousand years. The invention of word processors doesn't erase all that."

To me it seems obvious. Readings are done out of class, handwritten essays are done within it. No more ai papers.

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zendaya is meechee

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Holidays with Pokémon - 【公式】PokéMinutos

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Continue✨ Keep going✨

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The picture I sent my mom:

The picture I sent my husband:

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reading house of leaves is super fun because you’re reading this super in depth story about an unraveling family and this terrifying house and the text itself is falling apart like a broken mind and you’re so into it and then johnny comes in with the courier font and says “and then i freaked it”

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i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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The angriest dog in the world