Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
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Inktober 2021 day 19. This little one got a bit spooked.

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girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet
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A complete Karen makes a huge mistake and puts diesel in her car… Which is now the gas station’s fault. Of course.
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wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!
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My grandparents are baffled when we just don’t care about certain things. The last time we did a socially distanced lunch they were complaining that our neighbor keeps really old broken cars that he likes to work on in his front yard and we were like “Yeah, and?” and they didn’t know how to respond to that.
Like the very idea that we would just mind our own business and tolerate mildly annoying behavior from other people is like rocket science to them. They just can’t comprehend it.
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Eyes are only pretty when they’re in their socket.
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Zuko finding out about the gaang's shenanigans and vice versa part 2
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Zuko: Sokka I still can't believe master Piandao trained you. Did you get to make your own sword as well?
Sokka: yes I did! At first I was scared it wouldn't work, but I'm glad he allowed me to use the meteorite for it!
Zuko: ... i'm sorry did you say meteorite?
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Toph: it was such a coincidence running into your uncle in ba sing se.
Zuko: yea, it was very weird for him being back, y'know, since he kinda laid a 100 day seige on the city a few years prior
Toph, who hadn't connected the two dots until now: ... THE DRAGON OF THE WEST??
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Aang: Katara... you sound like Jet
Zuko, who definitely knows a guy named Jet:

Katara: this is different. Jet attacked the innocent.
Zuko, now suspecting they were talking about the same Jet:

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Zuko: how did toph even end up becoming a pro wrestler?
Aang: she did it to escape from her oppressive parents
Zuko: oh, that sucks
Aang: yeah, those beifongs sure were strict with her
Zuko, who probably has knowledge of the aristocracy in the other nations: THE BEIFONGS???
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Photographer Tatsuto Shibata
For more: artwoonz.com
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“Many years ago, this candle blessed our family with a miracle.”
ENCANTO (2021) Dir. Jared Bush, Bryon Howard & Castro Smith
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did you guys know that if you put a candle wall and a magic-circle flooring together with the lights off... this happens
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ppl who have sound on for phone notifications…..how do you live like that?? my phone hasnt made a sound since i got it. i will see my notifications when i see them.
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JACOB BATALON, ZENDAYA, TOM HOLLAND “Spider-Man: No Way Home” London Photocall (December 5, 2021)
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Spider-Man x Sad Boi Hours
With great power, there must always come great responsibility.
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