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I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

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Little noodles

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Candies!! 🍭✨

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRIDE OF CHUCKY!!!

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theyre so funnney

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I'm really excited for Halloween, to the point the slasher parasite is crawling back into my brain! In June! Which is also gay month, so I thought it'd be nice if a certain little guy had something to say to the lgbt community :)

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welcome to the fog <333

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More Chucky ladies

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Fiona Dourif, I am a big fan of you!

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overstimulating lucifer…stroking him even after he finishes until hes crying and sobbing, telling you to stop because ‘it’s too much!’, then whining when you actually do…kissing his forehead while chanting sickeningly sweet praises as some sort of compensation while your hand beats his weeping cock half to death…

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How Lucifer Eats You Out

Pairing: Lucifer Morningstar x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, cunnilingue, fingering, clit stimulation, grinding, handjob, cum marking, Lucifer's wings

A/N: This one picture... he is a man who EATS and EATS good.

Always acts like ot his last first and last time getting to do it

Not at all sloppy, he's got skills with that tongue that go beyond singing

You can tell he really gets into it when his wings pop out

Holds your hips so you don't squirm away from him

Long tongue, he can get very far in your pussy

Always stimulates your g-spot when he's tongue deep inside you

Writes both your names on your clit with his tongue, you're together forever after all

Fingers you with his ring finger but without the ring on of course, he has to give your pussy walls something to clench around while his mouth is busy sucking your clit

Likes to hum songs

Which makes his tongue almost vibrate

Kicks his feet when he has his mouth on your pussy because he's so happy he gets to do this for you

His hums slow down the louder you moan, he wants to hear you perfectly

Jerks off when he can't handle how hard his cock got becsause of you

Doesn't stop eating you out though, he can go both at once

You can squeeze your legs around his head when you come, he doesn't mind being suffocated by your thighs and pussy

He doesn't wipe your cum of his face, he wears it with pride

But he wants to give you his cum to, right over your stomach, right over your womb, to mark you as his woman and hopefully put a baby in you some day

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Things Lucifer Morningstar might say while having sex with you

Content warnings: NSFW under the cut so MINORS and AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT, female pronouns used for reader, AFAB reader, established relationship, swearing, dirty talk, praise kink, daddy kink, oral [male & female receiving], face sitting, Lucifer being a very prideful man [duh], not beta-read

"Ohhhh fuck yes darling, fuck—! Doing so well for me, mmh!"

"Don't get shy on me now, princess. Where'd that bratty mouth of yours go, hm?"

"You look so fucking good right now, darling. So gorgeous riding this fat fucking cock— oh fuck! Mm, you gotta stop squeezin' me like that, heh."

"Fuckfuckfuckfffuuckk! Oh god, yeah keep sucking, darling! Don't stop, please pleasepleaseee mmh—!"

"Mmhm? Right here? Yeah I know, I felt that shiver! Am I making you feel that good, princess? Yeah?"

"Yeah you like me being rough with you, huh? Tell me, sweetheart— mm fuck, tell daddy how much you love his cock."

"Give me your legs, sweetheart. Good girl, so eager for me."

"So fucking pretty, so gorgeous! Oh god, yeah scream my fucking name sweetheart! Louder darling— fuck I'm close! Please let me cum inside pleasepleasepleaseplease god I'm so fucking close—!"

"Your pussy was made for me, I swear. Mmh, yeah I know my sweet girl is close. Come on, cum on my tongue for me. Be good for daddy, yeah? Tastes so fucking sweet."

"Did so well for me, my love. But don't think I'm done with you juuuust yet, hehe."

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A New Beginning - Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel) x Fem!Reader

Summary: The birth of your daughter with Lucifer brings some of his fears to the surface as he meets her for the first time, but you're there to help him.

Contents/Possible Warnings: Fluff, some angst, but mostly fluff

The moment she came into the world you knew you'd always love her. Your sweet baby girl looked a lot like her father, and while she had gotten your eyes, everything else seemed to have come from Lucifer. She had the most stunning golden hair you had ever seen, and the lighter streaks of blonde running through it only added to her beauty. Her chubby little cheeks were the most adorable shade of a bright, rosy red, and when she smiled you felt a happiness stronger than you had ever experienced before.

She was perfect.

"God, she looks so much like Charlie when she was born." Gently leaning over, Lucifer held out a finger, and your daughter grabbed onto it, curious eyes looking up at him. "Hi, my baby," he cooed, gently taking her from you, and holding her in his arms. "You're so precious."

You melted at the sight, a warmth filling you as you watched the scene in front of you. He was being careful with her, almost as if he was afraid she'd break at any moment, and the soft way he spoke to her made you fall in love with him all over again. You had always thought you made the right choice all those months ago when you asked him to have a baby with you, and your belief only grew as you looked at them.

"Darling?" Lucifer asked you. "Are you crying?"

You sniffled, nodding in response. It was beautiful. The two loves of your life in front of you had brought you to tears of joy. You loved them so, so much. "I'm just so happy, Lucifer. You're such a great dad."

Your husband looked away, avoiding your gaze, smiling sadly. "I'm not—I could've–" He sighed, unable to find the words. He handed her back to you, and you tilted your head slightly in confusion as he took a few steps back and began to nervously fidget with his cane.

"I could've done better with Charlie." He looked at your baby, the same sad, pained smile on his face. "I'm probably going to fuck up with this one, too." He let out a small, humorless, bitter laugh. You frowned.

"Lucifer, honey." You motioned for him to come closer, and he did, letting you hold his face in one of your hands. "Not all of it's your fault, okay?" You reassured him. He had told you about Lilith, and how she would distance him from Charlie, and how that ultimately helped lead up to his current, rocky father-daughter relationship with her.

He fought back tears. "I–I know you're not Lilith, but–fuck—I'm scared that the same thing's gonna happen, or that I'll screw up some other way. I want to be a good father. I need to be a good father. For her."

"And you will be." You promised. "I can already tell how much you love her, and I know you'll do an amazing job. Think of this as a new beginning for you. A chance to do even better."

He frowned, still filled with self-doubt, but nodded in agreement. This would be a new start for him, and he wouldn't waste his chance. His frown turned into a grin as your daughter reached out her tiny hands towards him, wanting to be held by her father again, and he gladly took her from you.

"Oh!" He said suddenly, letting out a small laugh as he realized something. "We never gave her a name!" He was right. Amid all the emotions, both good and bad, you had both managed to forget about her name.

"What should we—"

"Stella." You decided, cutting him off. She was your little star, your bright light in the darkness, and the cosmic-themed name fit her excellently. A wonderful name for the wonderful little girl you had brought into the world.

"Stella." He said, testing the name out. "I like it." He smiled down at her. "I'll be the best dad you could ever ask for, Stella. I promise."

You knew he wouldn't let her down. She was his new beginning, and he'd stay true to his word.

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Original idea from @incorrectfizzarozzie's post. I just LOL'd and I love seeing posts and art of the sins interacting!

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ART THE CLOWN being silly in SPENCERS

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It's not an easy job. Have you thanked your local killer clown yet?