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god im so tired
anyways. here it is. corrupted steren. sharmat 2.0. beloved little star dreamer. he's ready to kill molag bal by any means necessary
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ooooogh I will. do these
Past Life Dark Urge Asks - 9th Edition:
OK but how does Durge actually view relationships and romance?
What does their room look like? Describe it to me. Neat? Messy? Organised mess where everything has its place?
What's their favourite spot to hang out at after a long day of temple managing and murdering in Father's name? Is it by the altar, their desk, a certain someone's office or by the docks?
Gorion's Ward was a hero and a Bhaalspawn that defied Bhaal. But they're also a powerful person who rose far above many, as well as the reason Sarevok once returned. What does Durge think of them? Is he an idol or a villain to them? When did their view of them change or do they perhaps even feel pity for the sibling which had been led astray?
Durge loves efficient killing, but what was their one little indulgence whenever they did it? I don't mean getting loot, keeping trinkets. Did they perhaps draw out the hunt or play with the mouse unfortunate enough to fall into their trap?
There's this funny bit that Durge refused to clean themselves, but is it true for yours? Did they indeed always carry the scent of entrails or did they bathe regularly? After all, Bhaals Scion has a reputation to uphold.
Speaking of Water, Baldur's Gate is a Port City. What did Durge think of the sea? Did they long to sail or do they prefer solid ground beneath their feet? Did they feel any connection, or was it just a body of water, perfect to drown some innocent souls?
Durge is clearly a skilled master of their craft, but would they ever consider taking an apprentice? Perhaps they already did? Or would they absolutely detest those who yet lack skill and prefer they attain it on their own?
Orin makes for a great spy and even the Bhaalist Temple relies on intelligence to survive and operate more efficiently. Did Durge ever try to help out Orin in attempts to gather intel? What was it like? Did they charm their way into hearts and minds, or did they rely on the thing they did best, a skillful killing?
Bhaalspawn are pretty similar to Aasimar in every aspect, well except that Aasimar are children of celestials and good aligned powers while Bhaalspawn hail from the Lord of Murder. What did Durge think of their goody-two-shoes counterparts?
Bhaal is widely hated or feared, as are Bhaalspawn, but what does Durge think about that notion? Would they hunt down anyone who dares speak I'll of their father, or could they not care any less? Do they perhaps revel in that fear and hatred?
If Durge knew they'd lose all their memories in the future, what would they think? Would they weep for their treasured moments or perhaps even feel delighted about forgetting a dreaded past?
Name a personality trait of theirs which is, in theory, something great, but they've taken it to such extremes it became something negative.
How is Durge handling failure? Do they handle it at all or do they just refuse to acknowledge any?
Would Past Life Durge like for their life's story to be told and remembered? Why or why not? In what way would they have liked it to be remembered?
In general, how does your Durge cope with stress, life, and the things that happened? How did it affect them? Are there any lasting effects from an outburst once?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how easily does your Durge snap? 1 being the world could end, and they'd barely be mildly inconvenienced, and 10 being somebody looks funny in their direction, and the next minute, they're in a nasty brawl.
What is their favorite spell? It doesn't have to be one they themselves know or learned. Just a spell they think is neat, handy, cool, etc.
If there happened to be a street fair in the Gate, would they attend? Yes or no, who would they go with, what would it be like visiting one of those with them?
Bhaal was a netherese arcanist. Does Durge, considering they're made from Bhaals flesh, consider themselves to be netherese? Have they ever thought about these things or do they simply not care?
I totally forgot I had these I'm sorry lmao. They've been rotting away in my drafts the whole time.
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my theory is dragons kidnap princesses for the same reason they hoard gold and other treasure, which is the perceived value and the bragging rights thereof. however, unlike precious metals and gems, human attractiveness is way more subjective, so you end up with dragons calculating the most valuable princess to nab and getting frustrated when their math doesn't check out...
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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
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rich of this website to be weird little freaks about poly people existing. do the three weed-smoking girlfriends mean nothing to you people?
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a 4 for 1 special! from left to right: Machiavelli (any pronouns), StarScum (he/him), Nightmare (they/them), and ofc my best girl, my OG, Seraphine (she/her)
Can we start a reblog chain where we show and tell our Furbies? I’ll go first
This is Trumoo Penelope (he/him) and he’s a strawberry cow Furby. He’s around 3 feet long and eats transphobes!
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ooh could we see a little malacath pls? I always love a little malacath <3
[ID. A quick interpretation of Malacath. He is holding two longswords and has a wide stance. His loincloth is dramatically lengthy. End ID.]
we can have a little malacath.. as a treat..
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[ID. A sketch of Malacath showing you pictures from his wallet of his 10000 kids. He is very happy to be talking about them. End ID.]
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I can’t stop laughing, these jokes are so lame but so damn funny xD
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saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo
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all. the. pretty girls walk like this. this. this.
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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