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Bucky: Hey, Sam.

Sam: Hey, Bucky. What are you doing here?

Bucky: Oh, I'm living here again.

Sam: Do, uh, Steve and Tony know? Or is it like a possum in the walls kind of thing?

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will there be a plot at some point? who knows. for now it’s just them being stupid

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christopher is going to have the weirdest perception of romantic love when he grows up because his parents were broken up or fighting or in and out of the picture when his mom was alive, and then when his dad finally started dating again he kept his girlfriend an arm's length away at all times and had panic attacks whenever someone accurately perceived that relationship as romantic. but this strange guy that his dad made his best friend on his first day on the job in la now helps chris with his math homework and with baking cookies for his class and takes care of him when his dad is hospitalised and organizes holiday get-togethers so chris can spend them with his dad and is literally always a call away for both of them and keeps the doors of his house eternally open for them and takes him to the zoo all the time. and you'll never believe which of these people eddie apparently actively tried to kiss.

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FIREFIGHTER EVAN BUCKLEY + BI TEXT POSTS [insp]

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Scott: Please tell me you guys found the witch.

"Stiles": *scowling* You could say that.

"Derek": Oh, Scott! Dude! You're never gonna guess what happ-! *trips down an entire flight of stairs*

Scott:

Scott: No, I feel pretty caught up.

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Killian: *gets a papercut*

Emma: Here, lemme kiss it and make it better.

Killian: You really think that'll work?

Emma: You never know. It works just fine when Henry's got a little scratch.

*later*

Killian, ignoring the "closed" sign and walking into the pawn shop: Crocodile! I need you to punch me violently in the mouth.

Rumplestiltskin, not even gonna question it: My pleasure.

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incorrect buddie quotes 31/?

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You make me feel…human

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Not to make everything about the VS especially Ashley but that scenario where Shepard gets indoctrinated and the LI/closest friend goes after them would be SO POWERFUL with Kaidan/Ashley because they already held a gun at Shepard (which a romanced Ashley mentions) and now forces out of their control are making them do it AGAIN.

Kaidan I think would be more hesitant, try to talk Shepard “down”. He WOULD do it, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t think he’d fire until he was certain there was no other way.

Ashley would grit her teeth, fire a warning shot, maybe even shoot in a way just to graze Shepard’s armor like come on, damn it Skipper, don’t you make me do this again.

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[at the beginning of ME3]

Kaidan: Shepard, I need a straight answer.

Shepard: ask James then

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Lydia: I'm here for Indigo and the Dragonborn

Guard: Surnames?

Lydia: Oh, you must be new

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Bobby: I’ll be back

Bobby *to Buck*: Don’t kill yourself

Bobby *to Eddie*: don’t kill anyone

Bobby *to Chimney*: and don’t die.

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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

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Buck: I promised Eddie I wouldn’t do anything stupid.

Maddie: Why would you lie to your boyfriend like that?

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