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Alex: Life is like chess, sometimes you have to sacrifice your king to win

Samirah:

Samirah: Have you ever even played chess?

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Grover: are you sure you don't like Annabeth

Percy: obv, who would like her anyways.

Grover: (pretending to wave) oh hi Annabeth

Percy: WHAT?! WHERE? WHO? HOW ? WHY?

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Percy: i don't understand this question

Leo: oh let me help you

Leo: oh thats because that was like so that so that the that could be that. now if that and that were to add that become something else other than that. thats why its that

Percy: So that is that

Leo : yep

Annabeth: What did I just hear?

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buying drinks

Percy: what drink should i get

Nico: something that can help you see in the dark

Percy: WOW ! what drink would that be?

Nico: Coke Light

Percy: Did u just-

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Percy: what do you call a Man with a rubber toe

Annabeth:...

Percy: ROBERTO

Annabeth: do you know the number to the mental hospital?

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Leo: If you wanted to watch sesame street, what would you tell the TV

Percy: What?

Leo: OPEN SESAME

CAMP JUPITER:

CAMP HALF-BLOOD:

THE WORLD:

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i think he should use a bigger sword

all is good in percy-verse

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Oracle: *gives prophecy*

Percy: *removes one earbud* what

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The gods: we appreciate all that you do for us

Demigods, especially Percy and Annabeth: sounds fake but ok

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Lester: Meg, do you even have a source of happiness

Meg: Not you for sure

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doing english

Annabeth: so Percy what's the opposite of depressed

Percy: Obviously not Nico

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whatsapp(just imagine they have)

Annabeth is typing...

Percy,thinking: shoot what did i do this time

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Percy:(doing science homework) how to get kinetic energy?

Annabeth: run and you will get it

Percy:(actually runs) i don't see it

Annabeth: I-

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Annabeth's surprise bday praty

Everyone: SURPRISEEE!

Annabeth: (clearly not surprised but still thanking everyone)

Percy: why aren't you surprised

Annabeth: Percy... yesterday you walked past me literally saying 'we are not planning a surprise bday party'

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percy: hi annabeth, it’s me percy, I got kidnapped again

annabeth: again? how much do they want?

percy: $85

annabeth: hmm that seems pretty cheap

jason: it’s a good deal

annabeth: do we have to pay for shipping?

percy: $25 for shipping

annabeth: see? that’s where they get you

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Annabeth: we need to talk

Percy: I'M SORRY I ATE ALL THE CHIPS

Annabeth: wait what

Percy: what

Annabeth: PERCY! THERE WERE 15 PACKETS OF CHIPS!

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what happened before zeus found out...

Hades: APOLLO!!

Apollo: Yes?

Hades: May I know why i have a sudden increase in the DEAD due to some virus

Apollo:hehe...(runs away)

Hades: I'M TELLING ZEUS!!!