thecustomcosplayed
thecustomcosplayed
i often post lots of things at once randomly
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Azriel/Azzy, CC, TCosplayed, he/it/that, aroace, minor. sometimes funny and original, hyperfixation changes every two weeks
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thecustomcosplayed · 33 minutes ago
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Some Annabeth lore
My last post was about this old 2014 Rick Riordan article i've found, that featured 13 y/o Percy discussing his interests, the kind of books he likes etc, so this is some snippet from Annabeth's !
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thecustomcosplayed · 37 minutes ago
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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did
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thecustomcosplayed · 43 minutes ago
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thecustomcosplayed · 9 hours ago
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I MISS SUNFLOWER SIBLINGS
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thecustomcosplayed · 10 hours ago
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thecustomcosplayed · 1 day ago
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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function
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thecustomcosplayed · 1 day ago
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 days ago
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 days ago
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The screaming 20s are here, are you screaming?
this is actually my favorite ask
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 days ago
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my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 days ago
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Guess who just figured out how to climb inside the woodstove???
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 days ago
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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 days ago
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if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 days ago
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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 days ago
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hate when u agree with the sentiment of a post but not the condescending tone . Why dont we do a cool prank that's called being kind for no reason and speaking respectfully Even on the internet
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 days ago
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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
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thecustomcosplayed · 3 days ago
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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
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