"When I'm bad, I'm better." Unapologetically Slytherin. Multifandom blog.
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Mommy
THE WITCHER IV dev. CD Projekt Red
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maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...
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thank god the design team is upping the fag level of the other characters while corinthian is gone it all balances out now
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Tom: we are so alike harry
Harry, almost seeing God in indignation: excuse me we are what now
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"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
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This two dimensional tromp-l'oeil, was crafted by Robert Sprachman from cedar shingles on the end wall of a garage [source and more artworks by the author: https://buff.ly/2ZmOAvq]
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tom: this is fucked up, i grew up as an orphan and lived in an orphanage for years and you're treating me like-
harry: OH YOU WANNA KNOW WHO ELSE IS AN ORPHAN? AND YOU WANNA GUESS WHO KILLED MY PARENTS-?
tom: YOU KILLED MY VERY FIRST PET
harry: THE FUCKING BASILISK?????
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