thecowboyghost

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i always seem to come back to tumblr when i have a horrible crush guys it's bad

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i think i just had a regular human experience

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the days are getting shorter

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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

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"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text

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Not to be a killjoy (though it is what I do best) but the unsafe and rough handling of a baby Pygmy hippo in a pretty substandard Thai zoo being meme-ed into something funny and cute really shows just how much groupthink plays into public perception of animal welfare.

Moo Deng shows avoidance, threat displays and stress around her keepers that are constantly man-handling her, blasting her with a hose and harassing her. The enclosure is mostly concrete, which is horrible for her soft feet. There looks to be some substrate but there doesn’t seem to be any areas for wallowing or deep water wading.

There’s also very easy access of this hippo to the public with no places to hide. I’d love if someone could shed more light on the enclosures but from what I’ve seen it’s not great.

Also the free contact and forcing into tubs that the keepers do is only going to create an avoidant and potentially aggressive and dangerous Pygmy hippo.

But the public happily overlook that because she’s cute. It’s a similar attitude with seals too.

Stop rewarding bad husbandry with clout. Baby animals deserve agency and respect and to grow up without getting harassed and feeling the need to defend themselves constantly.

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There's a place just down the street where they chop off angel's wings and fry them in oil. You should try some. Oh, the angels? Yeah they're regular people now. Simultaneously their freedom of flight is ripped away from them violently and yet at the same time they are granted freedom from the yoke of divine subservience so it's bitter sweet for them or some gay shit like that. Anyways the wings are really good.

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An absence so heavy it becomes a presence

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once i have a wife i'm never posting again. i'll only publish

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lately ppl are like ‘i’m worried about you’ but what they don’t know is that i have a deep gaping bleeding wound in my soul that will never heal hope this helps

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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

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Volcano Shake ‘Em Up (A Definitely Real MCR Song)

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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.