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Ximena being great at all types of cooking.
And we thank her for that


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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways
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god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art
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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul
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you’re smooth down there like a ken doll? not for long. menacingly approaching with a lump of modeling clay
i'll only allow it if it's a squidward nose type deal
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YOU can write whatever you want whenever however forevrr. i have to write something perfect and earth shattering and i have to do it perfectly the first time or else
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Story where everyone is gay and also a kinda shitty person
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Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird
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SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove
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can we see eat a tasty berry?
YOU LIKE A TASTY BERRY?!?!

Eurasian Bullfinch (Pyrrhula pyrrhula), male, EAT A TASTY BERRY!!!, family Fringillidae, order Passeriformes, Poland
photograph by Zver a Príroda
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