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I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

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2024 gonna be my year fr

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I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

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Oh u don’t like the sex scenes in the handmaiden? Ur soooo feminist and different woah 😳 omg male gaze andcjcjjdekskdiffkjshdb meanwhile this was me while watching the sex scenes

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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

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Even the thrift shops are filled with fast fashion now

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366 Days of Killian Jones [311/366]

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Baby Ayla and her family were in their tent today when the IOF suddenly appeared and began firing on the tents. The family barely escaped with their lives, a bullet having narrowly missed baby Ayla’s head!

They had to leave their tent and most of their possessions, which are now under IOF control and are irrecoverable.

They are currently on the street, with no tent, no blankets, no food, and no clothes other than what they were wearing when they had to flee for their lives. They are literally just sitting in the dirt under the night sky.

Ayla’s mother Bashaer @bshaeromars-blog is trying to get Ayla to sleep, but Ayla is too cold and uncomfortable. The low temperature in Gaza tonight is just 47 F or 8 C. They are starving, freezing, and totally without resources. They DESPERATELY need funds for a tent, food, and other basic necessities!! The tent alone is $3000

Currently: $40,469

New temporary goal: $43,469 USD

Please send anything you can so baby Ayla and her family can survive the night!!

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Summer Strike (2022) Goodbye, my 20m² life. Before this trip is over I want to find the answer to this: how I should live my life from now on?

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The next person that says Merry Christmas to me, I’ll kill ‘em.

The Thin Man (1934), directed by W.S. Van Dyke 🎄

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HAPPY 85th ANNIVERSARY THE WIZARD OF OZ — August 25, 1939

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WEEVIL x VERONICA in VERONICA MARS S01E10

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Taxi! (Roy Del Ruth, 1931)