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I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

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Oscar Howe (Native American, Yanktonai Dakota, 1915-1983) - Calling on Wakan Tanka (n.d.)

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i bet a beaver slapping you with its bag flat tail feels exactly like your dad patting you on the back because he's proud of you

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“oubliette” is such a fancy word for such an unbelievably simple thing. captain of the guard says “take their ass to the oubliette” and you think oh boy they must have some really high end perhaps grotesque punishment prepared for me and then they just throw you into a hole in the ground

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BEETLEJUICE (1988) dir. Tim Burton

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all ur gross n unethical fantasies are safe with me

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HANNIBAL (2013-2015) 1.07 • "Sorbet"

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walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

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manic pixie dream divorced guy

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