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Swordfish is tiny and can’t breathe fire; or anything cool really. >:/
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— Fire is also life, not just destruction.
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“Vimes had never got on with any game much more complex than darts. Chess in particular had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got to him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks round, the whole board could’ve been a republic in a dozen moves.”
— Terry Pratchett, Thud! (via theshepherdscrown)
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“‘You took an oath to uphold the law and defend the citizens without fear or favor,’ said Vimes. ‘And to protect the innocent. That’s all they put in. Maybe they thought those were the important things. Nothing in there about orders, even from me. You’re an officer of the law, not a soldier of the government.’”
— Terry Pratchett, Night Watch (via sextmen)
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ron: you need to stop using the disarming spell so much, mate
harry: funny that, because see, when i use expelliarmus, the people trying to kill me lose their only weapon
harry: and i mean, i was raised muggle. i can take lucius malfoy in a fist fight
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Did I cut a trailer for Untitled Goose Game using Lizzo’s “Juice” simply because she says, “Blame it on a goose?“
Of course I did.
Here’s my original tweet, by the way.
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A comic about Seagulls. If you feel like this comic doesn’t accurately represent you, and that you personally don’t act like this, good. That means this comic isn’t about you.
If you DO act like this, and are working on a counter argument about how not all _____ are ______ , well that’s just disappointing.
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“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song
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I miss Ragnarok and if this has been done before I’ll be sad fbdjbdbd
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starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card “size grande” and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
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