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oh my gkd hi brainworm anon back again because i have more yo say after that loredrop (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

so first thing that intrigued me was the them being so welcoming to a nonfaerie even b4 white lily and also you teasing elderfaerie about her thats funnnyy also ummmpfjfh ive already FORGOTTEN everything i read my memory is so depressinggffff oh yeah there was a few words in like. red or smth right what happened with that i wanna know im cure ree us

Oh, you truly wish to know more? Curiosity is a great thing, and I hope your endless search for answers will be met with good results! Such a sweet child you are!

Well, first off, I might’ve read this wrong — my eyes really are accustomed to reading sheet music — yet you might’ve misunderstood? I myself am not a faerie, and have been accepted into the Faerie Kingdom a bit before who you know as the Beasts were sealed away; Elder Faerie Cookie sensed my divinity and knew I was harmless. Perhaps nature sent him a message as well. And…well, hehe. Seeing someone who I’d easily call my platonic partner long for someone like that…ah, it was so romantic! I had no choice but to tease him endlessly. Nevertheless, I also gave advice and some space, bonding with other faeries to allow them their sappy moments. I…am sad things didn’t work out. But the past is the past, and there is nowhere to go but forward.

As for the text…hm, yes. It’s…it’s a sensitive topic for me, yet…I’ll satisfy your curiosity, my dear. I once knew a young, talented and passionate faerie, who I bonded with more than any others, I would say. Their name was, fittingly, Passion Flower Cookie. Yet…they go by a different name now. Passion Fruit Cookie, I believe…they went missing a few years ago. The knights looked almost everywhere, all my “children” were so saddened…and I yearned to see them again. They made me feel like I had a true purpose, and that I was loved back the way I loved every one of my “children”. They…are happier now. And I won’t intervene. If Deceit is the path they chose, so be it. I just hope they’ll be able to feel the happiness they never seemed to exhibit in the Faerie Kingdom…

Ah, enough with the depressing topics. My dearest, you should join me for a walk sometime! I am also quite the curious one, and I’m sure you’re lovely to be around!♡♡♡

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i scrolled down a bunch cause i liked sugar orchid on other blogs and found the post about the four neeewww ocs andl ike only one person has asked about them but blossoming dewsong sounds pretty so i need to ask about her instantly right now

tell me stuff about your life pretty pretty please the brainworms require foodヾ(≧▽≦*)o

Oh, my first question, and it’s so sweet! I can sense you’re a kind and beautiful soul, my dear.

Well, I should shorten the story for you. After I was baked, I descended upon Beast-Yeast, unlike my companions. I found out that the forest really likes my humming and singing, which is why I would many a time sit down by the base of trees and touch the roots leading to him. Yet, one day, I wandered too far, and stumbled upon the growing Faerie Kingdom. I insisted I come in peace, and the king must’ve sensed the divinity in me, as he let me live there without a second thought — even helping me tell faeries of my fairytale, turning it into ballads and poems. And, as the time passed, our connection grew stronger. I…wouldn’t say we were in love. But we had a sense of trust and somewhat famillial affection towards eachother. And then White Lily Cookie came along. Oh, I teased him endlessly about it. Yet, as I gave the two space, I took care of the kingdom’s faeries. Which…ended up in me getting the title of “Mother of the Faeries”. Considering I’m not one, it’s a great honor. And I kept being what I would call a good mother. And then…so many things happened at once. The Great Calamity, White Lily’s leave, dissapearance of one of my darling children, Elder Faerie’s…

…it’s been a hard time. The stress itself is crumbling me. But I’ve been praying every day to stay alive so that I could take care of my dearest children — and whoever else needs it.

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Have a Shima Enaga

[special delivery for: Hyacinth Jasper Cookie.]

Oh…for me? What an interesting creature…yes, this is a bird, is it not? Quite round for one, though…

Ah! It’s not real! It’s…so fluffy! And quite adorable! Oh, thank you, asker! I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve such a gift, yet I’ll cherish it dearly!

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I fear SOC may bomb my nice little house if I don't come clean please give my family back I am begging

It was nothing maajor, just the whole Spire crumbled with them in it because the other three abandoned them and that's what happens when Shadow Milk leaves the Spire (I SWEAR that's a thing)! They're alive please don't come after me just hurt, in both ways. Obviously. Oh yeah and their mother died so.

Yeah nothing big! This was fun to type. Byebye now I'm so tired

…what??? What on Earthbread are you speaking about?? If this is a lousy attempt at a joke, then I will personally make sure you…you learn a valuable lesson.

If not…oh, crumbs, I must check on them right away! I…know the pain of losing a parent. And…being abandoned…? Of course those deceitful snakes did this. I’ll personally seek them out and—

…ah, what am I doing?? I should be wishing for peace and happiness, and here I am! …has my…purpose been fulfilled? Or has that never been my purpose…?

…I need to find Passion Fruit. I need to apologise, to admit to everything I’ve done and offer them support. Even if they hate me.

…I need to tell them I love them.

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LITTLE EDIT!!!

I’ve decided to make Sugar Orchid demirose to make yuri with my nemesis Vee.

WITCH TALKS

Heh…hey…

My friend has a cool oc and i want to do YURI!!!!!!! So hehee we will be getting a new addition soon.

IN THE MEANTIME!!! here are all my OCs canon sexualities!!

Sugar Orchid: demirose queen

Burrata: sapphic !!!

Ermine Frosting: panromantic with a HEAVY MALE LEAN, demisexual

Pink Peppercorn: THE lesbian :3

Hyacinth Jasper: ace, demiro with slight attraction towards girls but no real wish for a relationship

Marble Fondant: gay. Homosexual. Incredibly so.

?????: omniromantic with a female lean, ace

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FUTURE LORE ANNOUNCEMENT!!

There will be TWO important loredrops/arcs coming up.

ONE: Ermine Frosting becoming a religious omen.

TWO: Sugar Orchid full backstory and her connection to Eternal Sugar. Because I’ve figured out one.

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Hi it's me again friend to all CRK blogs (lies) Sugar Orchiiiiiidd what lengths would you go to to help someone. Like. Candle stuff. Especially if they're your friend. I'm curious. (I DON'T KNOW IF THAT MADE SENSE I'M SORRY JONAS I'M SO BAD WITH WORDS) And I definitely am not bringing this up because one of your friends will absolutely need help because of one or two future events. You know. Purple hair. Orange or... yellow (??? Idfk) eyes. You know what I'm talking about Jonas we talked about it yesterday :3 Their life sucks! Woohoo!

…I…have not thought about that. I believe I’ll go as far as I can to make them happy, no matter the cost. Even more so if they’re a friend. If they need it, I will give it. What…what I do is good. It’s good. It is. And it helps.

You…what on Earthbread are you implying? Did something happen to them? What happened to them? What do you know? Do not dare hurt them.

…maybe…maybe they’re not just another tool, after all. What am I feeling?

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first ragebait dont laugh at me (i was told to do this i am not liable for any anger that is caused go away) uaaahhh burrata ooooI FEEL SO DUMB SAYING THIS FUCK YOU ok im back in it oooooo you like ummm i cnt think of anyone someone that isnt pretty woman🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 (i will remember this)

W-What?? What are you saying?? Someone that isn’t a woman??? Isn’t pretty?? Blasphemy!!! Who gave you this information?? I’ll personally hunt them down and slice at them! You take one look at me, and decide that I would even like…men?? Those weird, stupid creatures?? Hmph. Well. I…might also be biased.

Ouch.

Suck it up, boyfailure. You’ve fumbled enough situationships to handle a bit of harsh truth.

I want you dead.

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If you had to pick up one of your housemates hobbies, who would you choose, which of their hobbies would you pick and why? (They don't all have to answer, but I will die if Hyacinth Jasper doesn't get more talking time /nsrs)

Well, I would choose Marble Fondant’s, probably! He enjoys baking, and I find it quite a nice hobby! I’ve baked with my mother before, and I’ve grown with a few recipes in my head. I might ask him to help me one day!

Perhaps…Ermine Frosting’s? He’s an artist — quite a good one, as well — and I’ve been interested in art for a while. I’m not…good at it…but I’m sure that it would be nice to just…attempt. Hm. I’ll just observe his techniques for now.

Well…I suppose Burrata Cookie’s are some I’ve grown used to…and I’d rather not be reminded of my paladin days. Pink Peppercorn shares one with me, I have never been one for baking, but…collecting seashells sounds…interesting. Hyacinth Jasper gets excited when speaking about things she’s passionate about, so I might ask her about it both out of curiosity and a wish to see her smile. If not…Sugar Orchid likes herbs, flowers and arrangements. She’s…indirectly helped me swoon a special someone, haha…yet I would truly enjoy learning about and tending to plants.

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nightmare scenario, go! (anyone can answeerrrr)

Nightmares…ah, they…they’ve been haunting me for a while. I am prideful, yes, yet…I must admit I wake up shaken from them. Bits of memories from the Dark Flour War, how everything ended…worries about my queen, my friends, who are like family to me…I rarely have nightmares about myself. But when I do…she’s always there.

…I wouldn’t call my bad dreams “nightmares”. I haven’t had anything terrifying or soul-shattering. Just…the same few memories, repeating in my head. Perhaps it’s meant to slowly drive me insane.

I see my father in my nightmares. I see him crumble over and over again, and say all the things I hate hearing every single time. I see chaos, destruction or…corruption in the Republic. I see…everything being taken away from me.

He hates me. He hates me, he wishes he hadn’t created me. And I wake up. And I feel that burning feeling inside my chest. Perhaps it is punishment for even thinking such a thing.

My mothers…they went missing before my travels. I…have nightmares that it is my fault, that I could have found my purpose sooner and saved them. I just…wish it would stop. I also have dreams that all of my plans, all that I’ve worked for…goes wrong. Just what is this guilt inside of me? Where…does it come from? What am I doing wrong?

I used to have…many nightmares. I can’t quite recall them, yet they all ended with me crumbling or suffering…however, I’ve just…stopped dreaming for a while. It’s as if…someone is watching over me. Is it…her?

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Have any of you argued over something that you realize was really silly

Well, depends who you ask. But I’ve seen my fair share of…encounters between the others. I can’t recall all of them, yet perhaps they can remember the ones that pissed them off most. Nevertheless, most cookies enjoy peace and harmony. In fact, I believe the only ones that bicker in such ways are…Burrata Cookie and Marble Fondant Cookie. Most of their arguments are started just to rile up the other, but…maybe ask them if you wish for a specific answer.

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Arguments? Burrata Cookie can’t shut up, so they happen all the time. Still, they’re about such…such trivial things! I’m sure she just wants to rile me up. One that stuck to me is when she started an argument about where baby doughs come from!! She—she thought I was stupid, and we argued for so long, that Sugar Orchid shattered a cup out of frustration! It was just so idiotic, and I realized that after the argument. Just like every other time. …huh? Of course I know where they come from. I—I’m just not telling you!! Hah!

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In my opinion, most arguments are silly. I know Sugar Orchid thinks the same. I just…don’t see the point in verbal sparring. Instead, I like to call it…correcting or pointing out things. But cheeses…Marble Fondant Cookie really makes my jam boil sometimes. He’s just so…idiotic! Did you know he doesn’t know how Star Jellies come to be? Or how baby doughs are baked? And that’s fine, but what’s not fine is arguing against it because of your already scratched-up pride! At this point, he just wants to irritate me. And it is working. Well, safe to say I’m petty enough to mess with him back. But I just wish he’d have more than half a brain; maybe I wouldn’t have to have a headache from all the argument afterthoughts.

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WITCH TALKS!!

I am. Going on vacation. Asks are heavily encouraged so that i get an ego boost by the end of the week. Love u all xoxo

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Starter Call

Ah doing one of these since I can.

Please Reblog/Comment if you would like me to drop A MUSE in your inbox!

Add in the tags if you want fluff, angst, or possibly even romance or familial dynamics! I am VERY bad at telling what others want if not told beforehand!

Please be mindful of my rules AND MY interp/headcanons for all of them in my muse post :] just so we're all on the same page!!!

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THE ERMINE FROSTING RELATIONSHIP CHART!

Yes, I am aware it is shittily made. No, I do not give a fuck. Questions are welcome! Made on a whim.

TEMPLATE FOUND ON GOOGLE IDK😭😭

ART BY @boillybake 😝

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I gotta ask

Is Marble Fondant an adult male?

HI! Thanks for the ask <3

Marble Fondant IS an adult, as I believe Dark Choco is an adult and he is the same age as him. I headcanon him to be in his mid/late twenties. (And if the question is also if he’s a male, then yes. Lol.)

If the art is what confused you, then I’ll put it this way — the artist went on nothing but my shit explanations when drawing him. He is SUPPOSED to look more exhausted and rugged, yet still have some youthful charm.

And to finish, NONE of my crk OCs are minors. As they have seen the Horrors. Thank you.

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Pink Peppercorn Cookie doesn’t allow her features to soften. Not that they would, anyway. She does not care for this cookie’s sob story, neither does she care about the former ‘kindness’ of the cookie who rules upon her currently — yet will never earn her worship. She merely gives an uninterested hum and glance, still looking her over as she puts her arms behind her back. She looks around cautiously, before speaking up.

“I’m afraid it’s better that way. I do not know how he used to be, yet he is not…known for his friendliness. Despite how surprising it is to not have heard of the Great Destroyer for a while…it’s better to take it like a good thing. Now, I ask again. Why…did you remain with me? I have no information. My presence bears no true reason or interest.”

(I’m back! Also you can respond with whoever)

Double Egg Cookie was walking around with Hemlock Faerie Cookie trailing behind her, skipping like he was a happy little kid. He recently told her about his meeting with Burrata Cookie. It seemed they were still searching.

Double Egg Cookie suddenly stopped, stopping herself from tripping over. Hemlock Faerie Cookie stopped in his tracks and saw that his leader had bumped into another cookie.

-@nobodyheregetspaidenough

Step. Stop. Step. Stop. She kept looking back, her almost fully separated strands of icing making her look unapproachable. Pink Peppercorn had never left the Great Destroyer’s temple for so long before — and she had definitely never wondered this far. But the voice, it intrerrupted her work. Wordlessly. She understood it by now. It was hard to get away, truly. But it cleared the way for her. So she just kept walking, ignoring the sharp and painful tugs felt around her chest. Almost leaving the warm climate (and somehow still not caught), she suddenly stops to calmly catch her breath. Then, the force of impact makes her step forward slightly and let out a cough. Has she been caught? Her plan compeomised? The Wild Spices were going to joyfully execute her. But, when Pink Peppercorn turned around, she locked eyes with two other pairs — not from around. She blinked at them, her expression neutral yet almost unfriendly. One of them…had an aura. A familliar one. She pulls herself together, her robes flowing with a slight breeze, as she puts on a tired act.

“You…are on the Great Destroyer’s land. As one of his followers, I inquire of your…purpose here. Consider yourself lucky you met a peaceful one.”

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Pink Peppercorn Cookie feels the slightest hint of relief at the departure of one of the cookies, watching them go with an uninterested look, letting out a soft breath through her nose as she regains the strength of her voice. Nevertheless, she lets the silence stretch out slightly as a flash of realization is seen in her eyes, before coming back to a neutral expression when the other mentions him seeing her. That aura, that cookie’s presence…she now has suspicions as to what it was.

“You know the Great Destroyer? Personally? Personally enough to shamelessly utter his name? …you are either an unlikely friend or a formidable opponent. Yet I have never heard of you. Which makes me doubt them both. But I advise you leave soon, as well. Why…have you stayed here?”

(I’m back! Also you can respond with whoever)

Double Egg Cookie was walking around with Hemlock Faerie Cookie trailing behind her, skipping like he was a happy little kid. He recently told her about his meeting with Burrata Cookie. It seemed they were still searching.

Double Egg Cookie suddenly stopped, stopping herself from tripping over. Hemlock Faerie Cookie stopped in his tracks and saw that his leader had bumped into another cookie.

-@nobodyheregetspaidenough

Step. Stop. Step. Stop. She kept looking back, her almost fully separated strands of icing making her look unapproachable. Pink Peppercorn had never left the Great Destroyer’s temple for so long before — and she had definitely never wondered this far. But the voice, it intrerrupted her work. Wordlessly. She understood it by now. It was hard to get away, truly. But it cleared the way for her. So she just kept walking, ignoring the sharp and painful tugs felt around her chest. Almost leaving the warm climate (and somehow still not caught), she suddenly stops to calmly catch her breath. Then, the force of impact makes her step forward slightly and let out a cough. Has she been caught? Her plan compeomised? The Wild Spices were going to joyfully execute her. But, when Pink Peppercorn turned around, she locked eyes with two other pairs — not from around. She blinked at them, her expression neutral yet almost unfriendly. One of them…had an aura. A familliar one. She pulls herself together, her robes flowing with a slight breeze, as she puts on a tired act.

“You…are on the Great Destroyer’s land. As one of his followers, I inquire of your…purpose here. Consider yourself lucky you met a peaceful one.”