thecelestial-toymaker

[thecelestial-toymaker]

why do i lose every single board game i play

because a few years ago, you took the last bag of flour from the grocery store. And I really needed it, and it pissed me off that you took it, ja. 😔

[thecelestial-toymaker]

You’re me you should know

I'm you.

I believe you

[thecelestial-toymaker]

I'm you.

I believe you

[thecelestial-toymaker]

Oh wow 🙄

WHERE ARE YOU DEAR!!!!

the local target

[thecelestial-toymaker]

Tortured?? By who?

WHERE ARE YOU DEAR!!!!

the local target

[thecelestial-toymaker]

SIGH

where are you banthony.

WHERE ARE YOU DEAR!!!!

the local target

[thecelestial-toymaker]

WHERE ARE YOU DEAR!!!!

the local target

[thecelestial-toymaker]

Very 🙄🖕

I wish I had a retirement plan but NO, mother just had to give birth to a literal fucking god. I’m gonna be playing monopoly or death forever 😔 which isn’t too bad until people keep losing. I like winning but…nein monopoly cannot be that hard

[thecelestial-toymaker]

I made a cherry pie and it exploded, what does this mean????

[thecelestial-toymaker]

I wish I had a retirement plan but NO, mother just had to give birth to a literal fucking god. I’m gonna be playing monopoly or death forever 😔 which isn’t too bad until people keep losing. I like winning but…nein monopoly cannot be that hard

[thecelestial-toymaker]

flip a coin. Heads me, tails, you.

hi again, wanna play a game

im bored and have everything to lose

Hm 🤔

[thecelestial-toymaker]

all of them

hi again, wanna play a game

im bored and have everything to lose

Hm 🤔

[thecelestial-toymaker]

okay I want your browser history

hi again, wanna play a game

im bored and have everything to lose

Hm 🤔

[thecelestial-toymaker]

Nothing!! Don’t worry your poor little bottle blonde head over it 😗

UGH!!!! Where is everyone i'm so LONELY and BORED

[thecelestial-toymaker]

hi again, wanna play a game

im bored and have everything to lose

Hm 🤔

[thecelestial-toymaker]

Ah 🙄 so banthony hasn’t told you..

UGH!!!! Where is everyone i'm so LONELY and BORED

[thecelestial-toymaker]

that is very romantic. ☺️

UGH!!!! Where is everyone i'm so LONELY and BORED