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theccdbroger · 3 years ago

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Chapter One - The Collaboration

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Warnings: Sexual references/innuendos. Crude humor.

Characters/Cast: Smi77y, Kryoz, Blarg, Puffer, Grizzy, BigJigglyPanda, Wildcat, Nogla, Terroriser Fourzeroseven, Moo, (More to be added as the story progresses).

Fandom: Banana Bus Squad/Vanoss Crew, The Goons, Misfits

Language: English

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P.O.V: VIREN

“It would appear that I have broken my best friend.” I say between my giggles as we record videos for our YouTube channels.

“Viren! I’m- You- Just- I can’t believe you said that! I can’t- I’m in tears!” Dustin responds through his tears.

“When Santa cums under your tree, then we can talk. Emptying all his goddamn sacks. Emptied the wrong one.. Or the right one, am I right? I mean there’s a kink for everything nowadays I’m sure there’s a Santa kink.” I begin to point out.

“Yeah! It’s the daddy kink!” Dustin shouts through his laughing fit.

“Dustin no!”

“Dustin yes!”

“I mean- You’re technically correct and I don’t know how to feel about tha- Fuck!” I interrupt my own sentence as I get plus-foured by the bot as we play UNO.

“This is unsexy, negative sexy I just got fucken railed in the most unsexual way, I’m fucken so disappointed, what the fuck.”

“Oh no! I missed my turn because I was too busy laughing!” Dustin giggles.

“When robots take over I only hope to ever be railed sexually.”

“Viren!”

We record for a few hours more before saying our goodbyes, we chat in discord for another hour before deciding to be productive and edit our videos. Once I’m happy with my work I press upload, I know it’s going to take a good thirty minutes to an hour for the video to become public so I figure to get up and grab a drink, plan out the rest of my day and then proceed to ignore everything I had planned and lounge out in front of the TV for the rest of the day. How in the hell did my dumbass end up with a career, I have to admit that Dustin and I have done well for ourselves he has a little bit over three million subscribers and I’m close at two point eight million subscribers, don’t ask me about the number of Twitch followers I have because honestly I can’t even remember right now.

I exit my room and immediately get greeted by my small dog Milo, he runs around me wagging his tail excitedly because he missed me, I try not to let him in my office especially while I’m recording for a few reasons the main two being; I use VoiceMod which puts through a funny voice for my output so no-one really knows how I sound, apart from Dustin when we chat when we’re finished recording, and my dog Milo, he gets my authentic voice all the time. And my second reason I don’t think I would be able to finish recording, because I would be too busy laughing at how Milo’s bark sounds when VoiceMod is on.

(Milo for context)

As I enter my kitchen first things first, get Milo some food and immediately get myself some chocolate milk, and for the love of everything unholy don’t almost mix that up like you almost did last time, Viren, you dumb fuck. I grab Milo’s dog biscuits and put them in his bowl, change out the water with some fresh water and watch him eat for a few seconds before going over to the fridge to grab my beverage of choice. And I might as well grab some Cheez-Its while I’m here. Once I grab everything I need I head over to my couch in the living room. I flop like a magikarp, face first, snacks tossed onto the coffee-table, why is a coffee-table called a coffee-table, it’s not like I put coffee on it. Oh well, I chrome-cast Disney+ onto the tv and scroll through the app mindlessly before deciding to watch Die-Hard. Milo jumps up onto the couch and snuggles in, I give him a lil smooch on his head before getting comfortable.

I don’t know how this man does it, he falls asleep right as gunshots go off in the movie, then again I can’t talk. I'm such a heavy sleeper no-one can wake my dumbass up. Also I can’t get over the fact that the villain in this movie is portrayed by Alan Rickman I mean he just said fuck it I’m going to work, I’m not gonna be Snape, I am Hans Gruber and I am German, this man had so much talent… R.I.P Alan Rickman. My phone vibrates quite a bit, I figure it’s just YouTube notifications so I don’t pay any mind to it and continue to watch the movie.

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I don’t know what time it is when I wake up because I can’t find my phone anywhere, Milo isn’t on the couch with me anymore so I assume he went to get a drink or take a shit, honestly he’s a legend gotta love that dog. I sit up and stretch, move everything around, cringe as every limb cracks. I find my phone on the floor, thank god for carpeted flooring otherwise it might have been cracked. I grab my phone and scroll through some of the notifications, ignore the likes and new subscribers notifications from YouTube, clear my Twitter notifications without checking because quite honestly at this point fuck twitter and not even in the sexy way. I check Discord and find some memes from Dustin waiting for me there. I also check Snapchat since Dustin and I like to do some sort of message dance where we message each other from both Instagram and Snapchat.

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theccdbroger · 3 years ago

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Prologue - The Collaboration

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Warnings: None as of yet... Sarcastic third person?

Characters/Cast: Smi77y, Kryoz, Blarg, Puffer, Grizzy, BigJigglyPanda, Wildcat, Nogla, Terroriser Fourzeroseven, Moo, (More to be added as the story progresses).

Fandom: Banana Bus Squad/Vanoss Crew, The Goons, Misfits

Language: English

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P.O.V: NONE

Picture this a day pleasantly fine, bright blue skies dusted with clouds as white as cocaine, fluffy like cotton candy and shaped like the animals you’d find in a box full of animal crackers. The sun, just doing it’s thing slowly expanding, vibing and providing the heat, frying the palest like KFC. The atmosphere is quiet and calm, birds chirping overall quite a relaxing time to be alive.

Now take everything I just said and throw that in the trash. Because sure, the day is pleasantly fine but the atmosphere is far from quiet, birds probably are chirping, hell if I know I’m pale and I don’t want to get sunburned dammit.

Let me try again, clear your mind, let me take you back, it’s a pleasantly fine day, blue skies, cocaine clouds, yeah and sure the sun is there too. Two friends are working, actually no, scratch that. Two friends are wheezing, dying as they continue to make some dare I say… Zesty jokes. Are you still interested in reading, still interested in listening to what I have to say? Good, guess you came to the right place, let me take you away from reality as we dive together into the story of the coolest person I know. We have two main characters, kind of like BIll and Ted… If they were fruity. Cheech and chong minus the pot, but sometimes you still wonder. Bonnie and Clyde minus the murder…

*Cough*

Do you get the idea yet? If so good, if not… I can’t help you, you’ll just have to wing it, live by the rules of The Penguins of Madagascar just smile and wave. Act like you know because I’m not going to go over it again. Got it? Great. Now, let me introduce you to the first of the two main characters we have here, up first we have Dustin. Definitely the coolest of the duo, a man of a few words but the words he speaks are iconic, words to live by, the man is hip and groovy, has the best vibes, can make you smile in two seconds, kind of radiates golden labrador energy. This man made buckets sexy, speaking of sexy he’s bringing it back and these other motherfuckers don’t know how to act. This man gets action on the daily, YOU HEAR ME!? ON. THE. DAILY!

*Cough*

Apologies, I seem to have lost my cool, it’s going to happen a lot so if you don’t wanna follow along then you might as well leave. I’ll uh, give you a few moments to make your decision to stay or leave…

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Wow, you decided to stay? Okay now let me introduce main character number two, up next we have, Viren. And that is literally everything you need to know. You’ll thank me later for that or you’ll hit me, which by the way you can’t when you came here to read you signed a waiver saying you wouldn’t get violent with the narrator. So jokes on you, you can’t hit me anyway. What you decide to imagine in your head though, that’s up to you, free country.

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