thecasualeavesdropper

[thecasualeavesdropper]

Every billionaire on the planet costs us. 18.5 orangutans

[thecasualeavesdropper]

It’s not a zombie it’s a chicken

[thecasualeavesdropper]

This chilli oil is really softening my earwax

[thecasualeavesdropper]

You think you’ve had a shit day? I’ve lost a bag of diamonds

[thecasualeavesdropper]

Tell you what, fish eat cheese

[thecasualeavesdropper]

Sorry babe, was just wondering if I’d potentially shat myself

[thecasualeavesdropper]

Celebrity Masterchef - thick people cooking shit food

[thecasualeavesdropper]

I’ve been spending a small fortune on old hardcore

[thecasualeavesdropper]

The whoopee cushion. A socio-intellectual low point for my family

[thecasualeavesdropper]

My great grandmother escaped the Boers riding across a desert underneath a horse

[thecasualeavesdropper]

Babe is it wrong that I sometimes wish you’d go out so I can watch The Equalizer?

[thecasualeavesdropper]

We are middle-aged, middle-class wankers

[thecasualeavesdropper]

Fuck off out of my plague ridden county you cunt

[thecasualeavesdropper]

You triggered me you woke slag

[thecasualeavesdropper]

Henry hates balloons

[thecasualeavesdropper]

You can’t unraver yourself

[thecasualeavesdropper]

It’s a shame that illegal raves are illegal now