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hi you derailed me from writing my essays for a good 10 minutes i love your risk of rain art :3c

Baller!

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THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG

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The Brothers Rain

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...As seen in the diagrams below, the skeletal structure of the polkan is much more perplexing than their exterior. Their bones, if one can call them that, are hard but malleable rods bent and tied into the shape of armature often seen in dolls or statues, their "skulls" composed of two large hoops. This aligns with the already well known idea that Polkans are created, but more importantly, this reveals that the mysterious concoction in their fountains is not the only component to the creation of artificial life. In addition, these curiously odd creatures seemingly lack and bones in their hands beyond their wrists, which is simply the end of the uneven arms' rods. How are their hands formed so delicately in this condition? Further cadavers are required.

-Excerpt from stone tablets entitled Polkan Skeletal Structure; Research by Qorok the Studious. Translated from a variation of south rüskai dialect by the Echo archivist Dawn O'Morn.

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Bandificer propaganda

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Providough and Twigthrix

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Acrid for the time being

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Brother, may I have some of Her gift?

No, Brother. I believe that She threw Her gift to me, Brother. To ME.

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I LOVE MITHRIXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[FAZZ Ent. Incident report G-87]

Details: Starting at 12 AM after the show malfunction, the BEAR model nicknamed “Freddy” left its storage room, and entered parts and service before its scheduled repair session. Cameras in parts and service were looped, and after 3 hours and 27 minutes, Freddy left parts and service with a crudely constructed flamethrower in place of its right arm. Movement seemed rudimentary and brutish for several minutes before Freddy went into a full sprint, ransacking and destroying various areas around the pizzaplex. STAF units, along with the WOLF, BIRD and CROC models were attacked on sight, and various mechanical parts were stolen from the models. Cameras occasionally caught glimpses of a small boy inside of Freddy’s storage compartment, who stole various snacks, beverages and toys from the many vending machines and stands. Suspect directed Freddy’s flamethrower to scorch the wall, leaving the initials “GGY” before piloting Freddy out of the Pizzaplex. Freddy’s location tracker was put offline, and the suspect’s location remains a mystery.

The Superstar

Amateur Hijacker

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Passenger Details:

[Civilian Class]

Luggage and Equipment:

Passenger Boarded with a 2018 P-Series generic spacesuit rated for civilian travel and major vacuum resistance, along with Mk. 4 Lightspeed Boots, which were fitted with electrical auto-nullifiers until landing. Passenger was notified of the damage upon their visor, promptly began hyperventilating and was swiftly allowed onboard. Passenger also boarded with a model 1974 shotgun, and five “TOP-N” model drones. When questioned, the passenger stated they were for “emotional support.” Passenger was permitted to keep all five upon presenting medical records. Shotgun’s ammo was removed and the shotgun was placed in a secure holding area.

[SECURITY RECALL]

[Event PM1] Passenger went into a panic attack upon hearing the blast and alarms in loading bay 4A (see Event G1) and assaulted a Commando unit in this state, throwing them into a wall. Passenger was banned from nearing the loading bays until landing.

[Event PM2] Passenger seen unconsciously wandering through the ship, their hands positioned as if to hold a rifle. Passenger was awoken and escorted back to their cabin by one of the passenger’s drones.

The Pizza-man

Paranoid Unexpectancy

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Go little dude go!!!

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Anywho, hi friends, I am TheCartoon1st, I like Risk of Rain among other things but mostly just Risk of Rain. Here’s a few fairly recent pieces

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Hi I am here now :]