thecandidofdoriangray
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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This coffee machine repairman is eating super hot crispy eggplant special and basically you are fucking stupid
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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And is the score in the body with us right now?
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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Robert Blomfield. St. Pancras Station. London. 1960s
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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And is the score in the body with us right now?
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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July 24th, 2020
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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Imagine if I was just like “yup, I think it’s time to start an engineering firm. No I don’t know anything about engineering or how the industry works. No I Will not take any advice from engineers. And I will also treat the engineers unfortunate enough to work for me like they’re morons who don’t know what they’re doing. This is my retirement plan”
It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace
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It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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now I understand how dads be falling asleep in their La-z-boy chair the second they sit down
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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My name... is Bu-sama。
俺様の名前は... ブ様。
My size: Big.
身長: 大きい。
My intelligence: Also big (genius).
知能指数:それも大きい(天才)。
My hobby: Getting stuck in a room.
趣味: 部屋に閉じ込められること。
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec - Alone (1896)
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Birgit Jürgenssen: Untitled (1979)
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When We're Out Together, Dancing Cheek To Cheek Watercolor On Black Paper 2023, 22"x 30" White Peonies
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thecandidofdoriangray · 1 year ago
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Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog
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Tadanori Yokoo Tokuten Eizou Anthology No. 1 1964
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