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It’s 2018 Stop Leaving The Ace/Aro Flag Out Of Your Pride Designs

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when he introduce you to his family & friends & they say you're beautiful

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me since day 1

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“I’m ready for my close up”

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I    B E L I E V E    I N    D E R E K    H A L E

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Gyms should have color coded stickers for the membrrs to indicate their level (i.e. green: I’m a beginner, please tell me if I’m doing something wrong. Blue: I’m a pro, you can ask me for help. Black: even if I kill myself, I don’t need you bothering me)

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Me: Come on brain, write.

Brain: I know what's going to happen next!

Me: That's fantastic, but for the sake of pacing can we work up to that point?

Brain: Yeah. We could. Or, hear me out, I can tell you every single detail of the next part and we won't be able to focus on the current point of the story and we'll get really frustrated because we know where we want to go but don't know how to get to it.

Me:

Me: ... Go on

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why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

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Why don’t we get more women written in the “lovable asshole” character type

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i can’t stop laughing at this