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“In a land of myth, and a time of magic… the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy. His name… Merlin.”

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The Great Dragon (John Hurt)

*opening lines*

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i really want people to stop writing scientists as awkward, stilted conversationalists who don't understand idioms or emotions and start writing them as depressed alcoholics who swear like sailors unless they're in a specifically academic situation

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Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 

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My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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you wear an ancestor’s face

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born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

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Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.

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Deadpool & Wolverine + text posts

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the crazy thing is u can legitimately see wade wilson, the merc w a mouth, willingly choose to be gentle with logan — specifically after the fight/fuck in the car. because at first wolverine was just a thing to use. he was one of hundreds of thousands of logans in the multiverse, and he existed to save wade’s timeline. but logan saw right thru wade within hours of knowing him (and was able to hurt him). and in turn wade saw logan……they are very alike in a lot of ways. wade uses humor and logan his anger but they both have deep trauma (years of being seen as only killers, being turned into a “monster” by the government, suicidal tendencies), they both have self esteem and insecurities, they both feel like they don’t deserve to be loved or to be happy, they both struggle to trust. logan was called the worst wolverine and when wade realized why and how close it hit home w his own issues, it became oh. that’s not just a wolverine, that’s my wolverine. he’s wounded and he wants to die and he never wants another person to get close to his heart because god it hurts but at the same time he wants to live & love. and wade chose to be the one to bring him home & help him do so

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One of the smartest things Ubisoft did, in my opinion, was the Rogue-Unity tie-in.

Playing as Shay in Rogue, your final mission is to kill Charles Dorian, Arno’s father. Then you begin Unity as Arno and have to deal with the effects of your father’s death.

Through this, you DO get to see the direct consequences of your assassinations. You DO get to see what happens to the children of the people you’ve killed – not only that, you have to live as one of those children, too. There’s a gravity to the death of every target, and it doesn’t become just killing people without having to think about the consequences of your actions.

image from madeinmasyaf

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I know it is morally wrong,but Arno looks so awesome with Shay’s outfit!

image from madeinmasyaf <3

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WOLVERINE FANFIC RECOMMENDATIONS

in the midst of the hugh jackman/wolverine thirst i have delved deep into the shelves of wattpad and found SIX! that’s right SIX books that may help curb our needs until we can get some more made in the future! i’ll leave the links and the the descriptions down below!! Authors!!! if you happen to see your story added on this list and would like it removed please pm me immediately!!

The wolverine and the black cat

- felicia steals jewels and makes fun of the world. logan teaches kids to save it.

©imcountingstars10 on wp.

X-men Reborn

- logan was the wolverine and johanna… his moon

©writerjuliannaf on wp

Illusionist Woman

- “we’re here to be different; to show the world they don’t have to fear us with loaded guns”

©callingcollins on wp

You’re losing me

- “i spent my whole life fighting for you, and when it finally came for you to fight for me too, you couldn’t even do that. i won’t waste my life anymore”

©fantasticfoursome__ on wp

Eternal sunshine

- in which a woman who doesn’t trust love meets a man who doesn’t think he’s capable of it.

©raynelbabe on wp

The school for the gifted

- andi had a terrible accident, and she was on the run.

©obliviousangel on wp

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My sister, cousin and I recently watch Deadpool and Wolverine.

Not a joke, the instant Wolverine got shirtless, it wasn’t just Deadpool fantasizing about wanting to climb that man’s abs, someone wolf whistled and others started cheering.

The entire theater was happy that Wolverine got shirtless. Thank you Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds for shirtless Wolverine.