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theblancengineer · 1 month ago
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BLACKPINK: Pornlive Experience
Context: Alright, so I’m bundling up your DMs into one big post instead of spamming. The girls are hopping on a live from their room soon to answer everything, and yeah, you’ll get your challenges too. More idols are coming—just Somin this week, but stay tuned. Enjoy the show!
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The scene opens in a softly lit bedroom with warm tones, provocatively disheveled—pillows on the floor, clothes strewn about, and glasses left on the furniture. The door creaks open slowly, revealing Lisa stepping in barefoot, laughing as she scratches her shoulder. Jennie follows behind, chewing gum and tossing her hair back with effortless cool. Rosé enters next, clutching a wine bottle, while Jisoo kicks the door shut behind her, locking eyes with the camera in a defiant stare.
The group disperses—Rosé sinks onto the rug, Lisa sprawls across the bed, Jennie leans against the wall with crossed arms, and Jisoo perches on the edge of the mattress, adjusting the slipping neckline of her top with deliberate slowness.
Rosé, voice low and teasing, murmurs: "Another day, another show… But we love it. And so do you."
Jisoo adds, blunt and unbothered: "We’re past the ‘shy hello’ phase. Now it’s just filth and honesty."
Jennie, locking onto the lens as her tongue swipes her lower lip, dares: "So go ahead—ask. Requests, dares, humiliations, promises… Whatever you want."
Lisa, still grinning, finishes: "And whatever we want to do… we’ll do. With or without warning."
The four exchange glances—a mix of predators and addicts, high on their own power. The camera lingers on their faces, their tight clothes, the thick haze of sexual tension in the air.
Rosé concludes, voice a velvet purr: "Welcome back to our favorite little game…"
(Together, in layered tones, they announce:)
"BLACKPINK: PornLive Experience."
“What 4th gen girl do you want to take under your wing and teach her some things? Anything in particular?”
JISOO
"Kazuha… oh, she’s adorable with that innocent dancer vibe. But I can tell—she’s curious. I’d start slow… make her sit between my legs, back pressed against my chest, so she can feel how fast my heart beats when I’m turned on. Then I’d teach her how to touch herself properly—my hands guiding hers, showing her how to circle her clit just right, how to tease before she pushes in…"
"Once she’s all worked up, I’d flip her onto her stomach and pull her hips up. Make her beg for it. I’d spank her first—not too hard, just enough to leave her skin pink and sensitive. Then I’d lick her from behind, slow and messy, until her thighs are shaking. And when she’s right on the edge, I’d stop… make her ask for permission to come."
"And if she’s really good? Maybe I’d let her return the favor… see if she’s a fast learner with her tongue."
(The camera catches the way her breath hitches slightly—just for a second—before she laughs, crossing her legs.)
"But hey. That’s just one lesson. I’ve got plenty more."
“What is your favorite sex toy?”
(The camera lingers on Jennie as she leans back against the wall, her fingers toying with the hem of her crop top. A slow, wicked grin spreads across her lips as she considers the question. She exhales, as if reminiscing, before locking eyes with the lens—unblinking, unashamed.)
"My favorite toy?" She lets out a low, throaty laugh. "Oh, baby, that’s not even a question. It’s my precious little bullet vibe—sleek, silver, fits right in the palm of my hand… or between my thighs." Her fingers trail down her stomach, stopping just above the waistband of her shorts, teasing. "The best part? It’s quiet… but trust me, I’m not."
(She shifts, crossing her legs slowly, deliberately, letting the fabric ride up just enough to hint at bare skin beneath.)
"I’ve taken it everywhere—dressing rooms, backstage, even once during a live radio interview. Sat there with my legs squeezed together, smile plastered on my face, while that little devil did exactly what I wanted it to." Her tongue darts out to wet her lips. "Three speeds, but I always start on the lowest… make myself wait, squirm, bite my lip until it’s raw. Then—" Her free hand clenches suddenly in the air, mimicking a remote. "—just when I’m about to break? Click."
(A slow roll of her hips against nothing, eyes fluttering shut for a second before she snaps them back open, gaze burning.)
"And if I’m feeling really nasty? I’ll slip it inside my panties before a performance—let the buzz sync up with the bassline, see how long I can last before my voice starts shaking. Maybe that’s why my ad-libs always sound so fucked out by the end." She grins, all teeth. "Or maybe… I just like knowing thousands of people are screaming my name while I’m dripping under my stage outfit."
(A beat. She tilts her head, faux-innocent.)
"What? You thought idols only rehearsed choreography?"
(The others erupt into laughter as Jennie finally takes mercy, waving a hand like she’s brushing off the tension—but the smirk stays, filthy and unrepentant.)
(Jennie has just finished her obscenely detailed answer. The room falls silent for a second before the other three react with razor-sharp commentary.)
Lisa (slow clapping, sarcastic):
"Wow, Jennie unnie... So technical. It's almost like you gave a TED Talk on how to be a professional vibrator user." (Rosé nearly spits out her wine laughing)
Rosé (fake gasp, hand on chest):
"My God, and here I thought you only used that thing alone... Wait, you actually took it on stage? During 'Shut Down'?!" (Jennie just smirks, proud)
Jisoo (deadpan documentary voice, overly serious):
"And here we observe Kim Jennie, Homo Erectus Premium, evolving into Homo Vibratus... Congratulations, you've invented a new music genre: K-Pop Coregasm." (Lisa falls back on the bed laughing)
Jennie (shrugging, fake modesty):
"Thank you, thank you. I accept flowers and Nobel Prizes in Pleasure Physics."
(Rosé raises the wine bottle like a trophy)
Rosé: "A toast! To our Greatest Contribution to Science since Boombayah!"
(They burst into laughter, the heavy mood shattered by their razor-sharp camaraderie. The camera shakes slightly, capturing their filthy, hilarious intimacy.)
Lisa (catching her breath, pointing at the camera):
"Next question, before Jennie starts giving maintenance tips for her little toy..."
(Jennie throws a pillow at her. Cut to black.)
“I bet it's a stiff competition between who had taken more loads up their ass, Jisoo with kdrama's producers to get better roles, or Lisa with her backup dancers just because she's a freak”
(The room erupts in cackles. Jisoo’s jaw drops, while Lisa rolls her eyes, but both lean in, competitive glints flashing.)
Lisa (flipping her hair, smirk sharp)
"Pfft, at least mine’s fun. You think some old men in suits could handle this?" (Gestures down her body with a scoff.) "But fine—yeah, maybe I tested a few dancers. For science. And ‘cause they begged. And ‘cause—" (grins) "—I like watching them squirm after."
Jisoo (fake gasp, hand on chest)
"Wow. Wow. First of all—" (leans toward the camera, lowering her voice) "—those ‘old men’ pay me in lead roles and orgasms, so who’s really winning?" (Shrugs, sipping wine.) "Second… Lisa’s just mad ‘cause her dancers talk. I make sure mine don’t." (Sweet smile, dead eyes.)
(Rosé wheezes, collapsing onto Jennie, who shakes her head in mock disapproval. Lisa flips Jisoo off, but she’s laughing—until Rosé’s wandering hand slips, and the screeching starts again.)
Jennie (dry, to the camera):
"…We’re definitely demonetized after this."
(The camera lingers as Rosé, visibly tipsy, swirls the last of her wine with a lazy smirk. Her movements are slower, her gaze heavier—her hands, however, are restless. As the question is read aloud, she lets out a giggle, fingers trailing up Jennie’s thigh before pinching Jisoo’s waist, earning a half-hearted swat. Lisa watches, amused, as Rosé leans forward, lips glistening.)
"Many can swallow loads of cum, but it takes a degenerate slit like Rosé to let it dry on her face and body and eat the dry flakes of cum hours later in the day. Right, Rosé?"
Rosé (grinning, voice syrupy and unapologetic):
"Mmm, guilty~" (She drags a finger down her own neck, licking her lips.) "Why waste it? It’s like… salty candy. And the best part?" (Her hand sneaks over to Lisa’s shoulder, squeezing.) "When it flakes off later, you get little surprises all day. Like… snack time." (She bursts into drunken laughter, nuzzling into Jennie’s side.)
Jennie (rolling her eyes but smirking):
"You’re fucking disgusting." (She shoves Rosé playfully, but the drunk girl just clings harder, blowing a raspberry against her neck.)
Jisoo (deadpan, but eyes glittering):
"And yet you always end up helping her clean up. Hypocrite."
Lisa (grinning, catching Rosé’s wandering hand):
"Yeah, Jennie. You complain, but your tongue does work—"
(Rosé interrupts with a loud, tipsy cackle, flopping onto her back and spreading her arms wide.)
Rosé:
"Everyone* loves a dirty girl… they just pretend they don’t."* (She hiccups, then points at the camera.) "You know you’d eat it too. Flakes and all."
(The others groan, but the laughter is thick in the air—along with something darker, hungrier. The camera lingers as Rosé’s fingers dip beneath the hem of her own shirt, teasing at her waistband, before Lisa yanks her upright with a laugh.)
Lisa:
"Okay, enough. Next question before she starts demonstrating—"
(Rosé pouts, but her eyes stay locked on the lens, daring someone to challenge her. The screen fades to black with the sound of her drunken giggling.)
(The camera lingers on Rosé, who’s sprawled across the bed, wine bottle dangling from her fingertips, cheeks flushed. She giggles, slurring her words slightly as she tugs at the hem of her skirt, deliberately shifting to give the camera a teasing glimpse of her thighs. Jennie rolls her eyes but smirks, while Lisa and Jisoo exchange a look—half-amused, half-challenged.)
"Girls, between all of you, who got the most pregnancy scares? All of you begging for every guy to cum inside, it had to happen… or maybe you have a secret child in the low?"
Jisoo (leans back, stretching like a satisfied cat, her voice dripping with dark amusement):
"Oh, you’d love to know, wouldn’t you? Let’s just say… I’ve had a few close calls. But it’s not like I was counting. When you’re high on adrenaline, drunk on power, and some guy’s whispering how good you’d look carrying his baby… well, rationality isn’t exactly in the room anymore, is it?" (She tilts her head, smirking.) "There was this one time—private jet, no condoms in sight, and he refused to pull out. I remember laughing the whole time, thinking, ‘If it happens, it happens.’ But luckily… my body’s as rebellious as my personality." (She shrugs, running a hand through her hair.) "Though, who knows? Maybe there is a little Jisoo running around somewhere. Wouldn’t that be fun?"
(Rosé cackles, kicking her legs up, nearly spilling her wine. Jennie shakes her head but doesn’t intervene, enjoying the chaos.)
Lisa (grinning, sharp and wicked, like she’s been waiting for this question):
"Oh, please. If we’re talking scares, I win. Not because I was careless—but because I liked the risk. There’s something about a man losing control, fucking you raw because he needs it, because the idea of knocking you up turns him into an animal…" (She licks her lips, eyes locked on the camera.) "I’ve had guys beg to put a baby in me mid-fuck, promising they’d take care of everything. And for a second? I’d consider it. Just to see the look on their face when I’d say, ‘Do it. I dare you.’" (She laughs, low and throaty.) "But nah. No kids. Yet. Though…" (She trails off, glancing at Rosé, who’s now shamelessly adjusting her top to flash the camera.) "Ask me again in a year."
(Rosé, now fully distracted by her own exhibitionism, whines and slurs, "Hey, focus on me—" before Jennie shoves a pillow at her face, cutting her off. The camera shakes slightly from laughter as the scene dissolves into chaos.)
“Which other idol would you like to join us for a threesome?”
Lisa: "A threesome with another idol and a fan? Oh, that shit gets me wet just thinking about it." (bites her lip, staring straight into the camera like a challenge) "Alright, let me think… Fuck it, I’d pick Karina from aespa. You know why?" (grins like a predator) "She’s got that ‘good girl’ act, but you can tell she’s fucking desperate to break. That tight little body, those eyes begging to get ruined—imagine me, her, and some lucky fan in this room."
"The guy’s shaking, thinking he hit the jackpot, and I start by sucking his dick slow, teasing him, while Karina’s kissing my neck and shoving her tits in my face." (Rosé squeals drunkenly in the background) "Then I push Karina down and make her suck him off with me—our tongues fighting over his cock while he moans like a fucking slut." (licks her lips) "Next, I ride him hard, letting him pound into my pussy while Karina grinds on his face, riding his tongue till she cums down his throat."
"But the best part?" (leans in, voice dropping) "I wanna bend Karina over and fuck her ass with a strap-on while she screams, and the fan pumps his load deep inside her. She’d leave shaking, dripping cum, and finally admit she’s just as much of a whore as we are." (flips her hair) "And the fan? He’d need a fucking wheelchair after we’re done."
(Rosé moves behind Jisoo, who tries to squirm away from Rosé’s persistent hands as she hugs her from behind and starts whispering in her ear.)
Rosé (giggling, voice slurred):
"Jisoo… let me just lick a little… You’re so fucking hot when you pretend you don’t want it…"
Jisoo (fake-scandalized, laughing):
"She’s impossible tonight. Somebody get this drunk Rose off me before I actually give in."
Jennie (grabbing Rosé by the shoulders, half-annoyed but smirking):
"Okay, timeout for ice water. And maybe a cold shower."
(Lisa sits back slowly, looking at the camera with a tired but filthy smirk.)
Lisa:
"Guys… we’ve answered so much tonight that even Rosé forgot we’re live. Or maybe she just wanted to forget."
(Rosé nods slowly, looking completely unrepentant. Jennie pries the bottle from her hand and tosses a pillow onto the floor.)
Jennie:
"You guys are terrible, and we love it. But… we need a break."
Lisa (locking eyes with the camera, voice dropping lower):
"So go ahead. Grab a snack, rub one out, think about us… because later…"
Jennie (with a wicked grin):
"...we’ll be back. Only this time… with challenges."
Lisa:
"And if you think you’ve seen too much tonight… you haven’t seen anything yet."
(They both stand up, Jennie pulling Rosé along with firm affection. Jisoo smooths her hair and winks at the camera.)
Jisoo:
"See you tonight, perverts."
🔞 BLACKPINK: PornLive Experience — Part 2 Coming Soon 🔞
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theblancengineer · 1 month ago
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LNS : Running Man Season 2
Episode 03 - The Pink Venom Race (EP03S02)
Set in a world where K-pop is a porn industry and porn itself is way lenient for public consumption. Celebrities flashing their assets on national TV channels is a common view.
Unlike the previous episode, the weather was warmer yet winter. All the members came together this time and almost all of them had a cup of coffee in their hands. Everyone is standing automatically at the centre of the frame in a single row–from left to right: Seokjin, Kwangsoo, Haha, Jaesuk, Jihyo, Somin, Kangjeon, and Jongkook. Everyone expressed their joy that they would film indoors because outside was as cold as the previous filming.
Once again, Jaesuk updated the viewers about what interesting things happened to the members. This time, they were talking about YouTube. Haha, and Seokjin looked annoyed that Jongkook’s channel reached a million subscribers since their respective channels were pale in comparison.
The PD, with hand gestures, asked Jaesuk to cut the intermezzo short since the guests were extremely busy.
Jaesuk: “I believe you have read the news regarding our guests today.”
Kwangsoo: “BLACKPINK, I LOVE YOU!”
Kangjeon: “He look like a hick.”
Jaesuk: “(Laugh) Did you hear what Kangjeon said? He said Kwangsoo is a hick.”
Embarrassed, Kwangsoo could only laugh in silence.
Jongkook: “Our maknae stars revealing his true self. Good. He is taking over Sechan’s role in mocking Kwangsoo.”
Jaesuk: “I’m sorry, but that’s my job.”
Kwangsoo: “Is making fun of me that prestigious?”
One-two, a classic Kwangsoo-Jaesuk banter. Kwangsoo’s exaggerated expression just made the whole old trick as funny as always.
Jaesuk: “Our guests are waiting. So, let’s welcome BLACKPINK!”
Haha: “IN~ YOUR~ AREA!”
As the members turned around, a song was played. Except for Seokjin and Jihyo, everyone knew the songs.
Jennie, Jisoo, Lisa, Rosé: “BLACKPINK~ BLACKPINK~ BLACKPINK~ BLACKPINK~”
Kwangsoo: “It’s PINK VENOM!”
The Runningman members cheered. A double door on the wall behind them was open. Four gorgeous girls appeared in a pose, ready to perform. BLACKPINK performed in the outfit they wore in their music video. Jennie and Jisoo wore tight shorts that made Kwangsoo drool over their legs and peeking butt cheeks.
Finally, the first verse begins with Jennie leading the pink pack.
Jennie: “Kick in the door, waving the coco. Papkonina chaenggyeo kkyeodeul saenggak malgo. I talk that talk, runways I walk, walk Nun gamgo pop, pop an bwado cheok.”
Lisa: “One by one, then two by two. Nae sonkkeut tuk hanae da muneojineun jung. Gajja syo chigon hwaryeohaetji. Makes no sense, you couldn't get a dollar outta me.”
Everyone looked hyped, including the staff. Kwangsoo and Haha danced disgustingly to the song’s signature moves and made the girls break her character during the performance. She couldn’t stop laughing.
Jennie: “This that pink vеnom. This is that pink venom. This that pink venom.”
Lisa: “Get 'еm, get 'em, get 'em.”
Jennie: “Straight to ya dome like woah, woah, woah. Straight to ya dome like Ah, ah, ah.”
Lisa: “Taste that pink venom. Taste that pink venom. Taste that pink venom.”
Jennie: “Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em.”
Lisa: “Straight to ya dome like woah, woah, woah. Straight to ya dome like ah, ah, ah.”
The short performance ended. Jennie, Jisoo, Lisa, and Rosé joined the Runningman members. Jaesuk let them take the centre, between him and Haha. They welcomed BLACKPINK with loud applause. Jaesuk asked them to introduce themself to the viewers.
Jisoo: “One… Two… Three…”
By Jisoo’s cue, the team bowed.
Jennie, Jisoo, Lisa, Rosé: “Annyeonghaseyo, BLACKPINK imnida~”
Haha: “They look sophisticated.”
Jaesuk: “Jennie-ya! Why did it take you so long?”
Jennie: “I’m sorry, oppa. But, here we are.”
Jihyo: “All of you need to come back more often.”
Jaesuk: “Anyway, I’m thankful for BLACKPINK to come to our show. As everyone knows, they are preparing for a world tour, and on top of that they are busy with their individual gigs outside the group. They don’t really have time to promote. But, they make sure to come to Runningman.”
Rosé: “Unlike the other variety show, Runningman feels homey.”
Seokjin: “That’s right. We treat our guests well.”
Somin: “Jaesuk-oppa, didn’t Seokjin-oppa sound too polite? He is usually indifferent toward our guests.”
Jaesuk: “It’s a global star, BLACKPINK. Seokjin-hyung just feels small to stand next to them.”
Lisa: “Please, be comfortable with us like the last time we came.”
Kwangsoo: “He can’t blabber his mouth recklessly. Not with BLACKPINK.”
Kangjeon: “He is afraid of their fans.”
Everyone ganged on Seokjin for a while until the PD told them it was enough. The members and BLACKPINK focused on the main PD who was about to explain the race.
PD: “Today, we will have a couple-race, SWEET & SOUR RACE.”
Jisoo: “Sweet and sour?”
PD: “You will be divided into 6 teams–a male and a female each. Together with your partner, you need to win the game each round. The bottom three will get punishment balls while the top three will get running balls. The overall winner will get golden marbles and the two losers will get punishment.”
Jisoo: “Gold? Now, I’m pumped. It’s real gold, right?”
Kwangsoo: “Jisoo-ya, aren’t you filthy rich?”
Jisoo: “Women like gold.”
Somin and Jihyo: “Majayo.”
The PD told them that they would decide on the pairs randomly. Some staff came and brought a wall made of styrofoam. There were six doors on it. Just as the PD instructed, the female players came behind the wall. Each of them eventually hid behind the door. Then, the male players came one by one to choose their door. After a short rock-paper-scissors, they decided on the order. Kwangsoo was the first to choose. When he opened the door on the right, he found Rosé. He couldn’t stop grinning. He was happy to be partnered with a BLACKPINK member. He knew he would have fun with Rosé during the race. After they decided on the pairs, they went to change their outfit for the race.
Result
Jaesuk x Jennie
Seokjin x Jihyo
Jongkook x Lisa
Haha x Somin
Kwangsoo x Rosé
Kangjeon x Jisoo
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Everyone returned with similar outfits. The females wore pink T-shirts while the males wore black T-shirts. Standing from the left together with their partner: Haha - Somin, Kangjeon - Jisoo, Jaesuk - Jennie, Jongkook - Lisa, Seokjin - Jihyo. They talked for a while, talking about the colour of their outfit that represented the guests so well and how they looked good on them.
PD: “Welcome to the first round. The game is called Lewd Olympic Series: Ejaletic.”
Jisoo: “Ejaletic?”
Everyone was wondering about the game because they never heard about the name beforehand.
Jaesuk: “What does it mean? You look embarrassed.”
PD: “It’s a combination between EJACULATION and ATHLETIC thus EJALETIC.”
Everyone mocked the naming sense of the PD.
Jongkook: “You should have picked a better name.”
Kwangsoo: “Regardless… I think it’s a good game.”
Seokjin: “We haven’t heard what kind of game this is. You just want to have ‘fun’ with BLACKPINK.”
Jaesuk: “Hearing the name I guess we will play several games this round.”
PD: “That’s right. You will play two games in total: Short Gun and Fingery.”
Haha: “The names sound tacky. She really needs to step up her naming game.”
PD: “Anyway…”
Kangjeon: “She ignores you.”
Everyone laughed at Haha’s situation.
Haha: “Hyungin-ah, are you upset? I’m sorry.”
PD: “Fingery is a female-centered game while Short Gun is a male-centered game.
“In Short Gun, the male members will be given a minute and during that time, you need to hump your partner as much as possible.
“In Fingery, it’s about endurance. The female members need to endure being fingered by their opponents. The longer the better.”
Jennie: “So, the females play defence while the males are on offence.”
PD: “Depending on the result, each couple's points will be added. The top three will get running balls and the rest will get punishment balls.”
Jaesuk: “Which one will we play first?”
PD: “We will play short gun. The order will be decided by lottery.”
Order
1. Haha - Somin
2. Jaesuk - Jennie
3. Seokjin - Jihyo
4. Kangjeon - Jisoo
5. Jongkook - Lisa
6. Kwangsoo - Rosé
PD: “The first team is Haha - Somin.”
Haha, Somin: “Okay!”
Both looked energetic as they came to the centre. The staff put a mattress for them.
Suddenly, Somin had her own antic. She looked at the camera at the centre, behind the main PD. With a seductive expression, she winked, moving her hip erotically while taking off her jeans.
Jaesuk: “Hahaha look at Jeon Somin!”
Haha: “Stop it! You are excessive. You make people turn off.”
Stopping her antics, Somin dropped her jeans and underwear fast and threw them aside. Going in a doggy position, Somin looked nervous.
PD: “I thought you would be confident.”
Somin: “I’m still not used to our new concept.”
Meanwhile, Haha dropped his pants and tried to make his dick hard by stroking it. He looked at Somin’s naked butt to pump him and it worked. After having his dick erect, he went behind Somin.
Haha: “I will put it in, Somin-ah.”
Somin: “Don’t forget to lubricate it, oppa.”
Haha: “I already use my spit.”
Casually, as if it wasn’t the first time, Haha penetrated Somin’s pussy. Somin herself didn’t really react. Both of them looked comfortable. Haha checked if his dick slides smoothly, adding more saliva so it got as smooth as it could.
Haha: “Alright. I’m ready. DOJEON! (challenge).”
The main PD had a stopwatch ready in her hand.
PD: “Ready… Start!”
Haha: “GAAAAAAA!!!”
Following his battle cry, Haha gripped hard on Somin’s waist. Furiously pounding her pussy like there was no tomorrow. Meanwhile, Somin held herself pretty well while trying her best not to get pushed by Haha’s pushes. Silently, she held the bewildering sensation. Her wrinkled face showed how hard Haha was pounding her. Everyone focused on them. Only the slap between Haha’s crotch and Somin’s butt was heard for a while.
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
Kwangsoo: “Somin is holding well. Haha-hyung looks ugly though.”
Seokjin: “Isn’t Haha too hard on her?”
Jongkook: “Nah, Somin can handle it.”
Kangjeon: “How much time they have left?”
PD: “20 seconds left.”
In the beginning, Haha humped fast but as time ran, he got slower and his breath became short. Going all out since the beginning exhausted him.
Jaesuk: “10… 9…”
Following Jaesuk, the other members did the countdown.
All members: “6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… END!”
Haha stopped his march. He looked so sweaty, trying his best to catch his breath. Carefully, he pulled his dick from Somin’s pussy before helping her stand up.
Somin: “Pppuuahh~ Haha-oppa! You can still fuck hard. My crotch feels numb.”
Haha: “Right? I’m still good.”
Haha sounded proud and felt manly that he could satisfy Somin.
Walking limpy, Somin returned to the row. Jisoo gave them their pants back and they wore their pants back. Haha’s pants were bulging and they wouldn’t shrink soon.
PD: “Haha and Somin's record is 74 thrusts.”
Somin: “Is it good enough?”
Jongkook: “I read the average is 48 times per minute. I already expected we can exceed that number since we are certainly going all out since we need to do as many as possible.”
PD: “The second team please come to the front.”
Jaesuk and Jennie turn. Both came to the front. Shyly, Jennie pulled down her shorts. All the men in the room were in awe of her figure. The cameras couldn’t miss filming Jennie’s smooth-fit legs and clean shaved pink pussy.
Then, Jaesuk was about to take his pants off too. He was already burdened that he needed to erect his dick for the game. And then, there was Jennie who kindly offered help.
Jennie: “Shall I help?”
Jaesuk: “Oh? You want to help?”
Cutely, like a kid, with a gummy smile, Jennie nodded. It was a warm spectacle. She was down on her knees and spit on Jaesuk’s dick. Delicately, she lubricated his dick before stroking it. Watching Jennie’s face so close to his dick made Jaesuk hard. It didn’t take that long for his dick to wake.
After that, Jennie went to the mattress. Just like Somin, she went doggy, hanging her ass high for Jaesuk to see.
Jennie: “A-ah~”
She looked weak. Jaesuk’s initial slow penetration already made her groan. It made Jaesuk worried.
Jaesuk: “Jennie-ah, are you alright?”
Jennie: “Yes. Don’t worry about me. Just do your best, oppa.”
Her words didn’t assure Jaesuk a bit. Anyway, he had lubricated his dick and it slid smoothly inside Jennie’s pussy.
Jaesuk: “Dojeon!”
Starting strong, right at the beginning, Jennie’s hands trembled and eventually gave up. Her half-top dropped on the mattress. He looked pained.
Jennie: “A-AAHHH! AGHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHH! AGHHHH!”
Loud and wimpy, that was how Jennie groaned. Unlike her group’s concept, Jennie looked and sounded delicate at the moment. She couldn’t handle Jaesuk’s thrusts.
Seeing how badly Jennie coped with his poundings, Jaesuk felt bad for going all out. He eventually slowed his thrusts and didn’t bother to compete. Eventually, his number was way lower than Haha x Somin team’s.
Jennie: “I’m sorry, oppa.”
Jaesuk: “That’s okay. You are alright, right? Did I hurt you?”
Seeing how wet Jennie’s eyes were, Jaesuk felt so bad.
Jennie: “I’m okay.”
After that, the third team came in front. Seokjin and Jihyo didn’t look eager to compete. While Jihyo didn’t expect to win with Seokjin as her partner, Seokjin didn’t feel excited to be partnered with Jihyo.
Seokjin: “That’s right. Let’s work, Jihyo-ya.”
Jihyo: “You can still do it, right?”
Seokjin: “Of course. I’m not that old.”
Standing side by side, Jihyo and Seokjin pulled their pants. Like a good daughter, she helped Seokjin get his old dick hard. Jihyo even needed to give him a brief blowjob to make Seokjin erect.
Jihyo: “Aigoo~”
She sounded frustrated. Seokjin could only laugh.
They finally went to the position. Jihyo knew Seokjin’s favorite position was missionary so she went down in that position. Without further ado, Seokjin penetrated and pounded Jihyo. He was slow. Watching Seokjin pound her made Jihyo let her frustration sigh once again. She was so sure they wouldn’t win. Seokjin tried his best but Jihyo didn’t even feel amused by his play.
Before the time hit the half mark, suddenly Seokjin stopped humping. Everyone asked if there was something wrong. Jihyo looked shocked. Then, he hit Seokjin’s head.
Apparently, Seokjin cum inside Jihyo. Jaesuk mocked Seokjin’s premature ejaculation. Seokjin repeatedly apologized to Jihyo and even though she was pissed, Jihyo assured Seokjin that he was safe.
Jaesuk asked the PD to provide condoms because an accident like what happened to Seokjin could happen anytime. In the other shows, when there was that kind of urgency, they usually poured outside. Seokjin said he was lucky that he was partnered with Jihyo because if he cummed inside one of BLACKPINK members, he would be killed by their fans.
PD: “Kangjeon and Jisoo, please come in front.”
Kangjeon: “Should I use a condom?”
Jisoo: “I think you should. Let me help you.”
After the staff passed her a condom, Jisoo kindly helped Kangjeon take off his pants. Looking attentive, while standing, Jisoo was stroking Kangjeon’s dick. Her hand movement was swift. Since Kangjeon was young and handsome, the picture looked different than before. Somin said Kangjeon and Jisoo looked like they came from an erotic manhwa.
Kangjeon: “You are so good with your hand, noona.”
Jisoo: “Hey, this is my job. Remember? We will win this, okay?”
Kangjeon: “Of course.”
Jisoo: “Anyway, your dick is so sturdy. I bet it will suffocate me. But, don’t go easy on me, okay?”
After making Kangjeon erect, Jisoo wrapped his dick with a condom. She looked so eager to win. On top of taking off her bottom, she even took off her top, exposing her breasts for Kangjeon to see, to help her partner keep his excitement.
Following Jihyo’s method, Jisoo wanted to do it in the missionary position. She went down and spread her legs wide. Kangjeon came between her legs easily. He put his dick inside Jisoo. Slightly, Jisoo grunted. She wanted to hide it but she couldn’t help but show that Kangjeon’s dick was a bit overwhelming for her. After she adapted to Kangjeon’s size, she nodded to her partner.
PD: “Ready… Start!”
Powerful and full of vigour, Kangjeon pounded Jisoo without holding back. His humps were merciless. By reflex, Jisoo grabbed his arms because she didn’t want to get pushed. Her breasts were jiggling violently following Kangjeon’s fast rhythm.
Jisoo: “A-aigoo! Aahh! ahhh! OOuuuhh~ It’s big!”
Kangjeon: “Noona! You aren’t shy.”
Jisoo: “Why should I be? A-ahhh ahhh ahh Anyway, good job. Keep going! Don’t drop your speed!”
The team was probably the most ambitious. Everyone could see their seriousness. The female members looked thirsty watching Kangjeon’s thick penis pounding Jisoo over and over again seeing how passionate his play was.
By the end of their turn, Jisoo’s beautiful long hair turned messy and she was out of breath. But, between her pitiful state, she was slightly smiling. Everyone could see Jisoo was satisfied with how Kangjeon wrecked her.
Proceeding to the next team, everyone thought Jongkook’s team would win big time. But, despite having great strength, he couldn’t win. The game needed stability and Jongkook was at a disadvantage. Lisa couldn’t cope with his strength. Their rhythm was a mess. Still, Lisa was smiling during their turn. She looked having fun and enjoying Jongkook’s bullying-type of sex. It might be good sex if it wasn’t a competition.
Kwangsoo and Rosé were a good match. They were stable with a good rhythm, scoring high. It would be no problem but Kwangsoo’s perverted face annoyed the hell out of the male members. He couldn’t help but express his joy for having his penis penetrating Rosé’s pussy. Even when the time was up, he didn’t stop and kept pounding the guest. Jaesuk needed to step up to stop and punish him. Of course, it was a part of their sketch.
Result
1st place: Kangjeon x Jisoo
2nd place: Kwangsoo x Rosé
3rd place: Haha x Somin
4th place: Jongkook x Lisa
5th place: Jaesuk x Jennie
6th place: Seokjin x Jihyo
The PD proceeded to have the second game without delay. By lottery, the matches had been decided.
Order
1. Kangjeon vs Rosé
2. Seokjin vs Lisa
3. Jongkook vs Somin
4. Kwangsoo vs Jisoo
5. Jaesuk vs Jihyo
6. Haha vs Jennie
As the PD asked Kangjeon and Rosé to come to the centre, Jaesuk noticed something on Kwangsoo's name tag. There was a small pink wet spot on it. But, since the game was about to start, he put his suspicion aside.
Once again, Rosé took off her shorts, revealing her smooth legs. Facing the main PD, she rested her head on Kangjeon’s front and spread her legs for the viewer to see.
Rosé wasn't shy at all. She showed the showmanship that fit her status as a global star. A confident smile bloomed as she noticed the cameras were zooming at her wonderful, well-maintained clean shaved pussy.
Jaesuk: “Rosé looks comfortable.”
Seokjin: “Kangjeon looks shy.”
Kwangsoo: “Rosé-ya! Endure it well, okay?”
Rosé: “Yes, oppa!”
After being cheered by her partner, Rosé tightened her grip, grabbing Kangjeon’s arms tight. She looked determined.
Kangjeon’s fingers dipped into her vagina. A single touch from his middle finger raised Rosé’s right eyebrow.
When the PD started the game, Rosé’s face turned cute and erotic at the same time. She gritted like a kid, holding the sensation from Kangjeon’s fingering. Trying her best, she let no groan out.
PD: “Two minutes!”
Everyone could see she looked so stressed. Kangjeon was good with his fingers. Reacting to his fingers, Rosé twisted her body left and right, making Kangjeon have a hard time.
PD: “Seven minutes!”
Rosé was holding up pretty well. No groans out, just a few cute complaints. Her pussy was now wet and started squirting. Everyone claimed that Rosé had cum but Kwangsoo argued.
Bit by bit, Rosé was drained. She started gasping. Kangjeon had been changing his hand three times because he fingered her fast non-stop and it made his fingers sore a bit.
At the mark of ten minutes, in front of the camera, finally, Rosé let out a fountain of cum. It looked glorious. She was holding her breath as she reached her climax.
The camera filmed Rosé’s exhausted face after the big cum. Just like Jisoo, she had a big smile. Kangjeon seemed so good with either his dick or fingers. Somin and the other BLACKPINK members looked thirsty at Kangjeon.
When he returned to the pack, Somin approached him and told him that he must be so good at pleasing women on the bed. Jongkook noticed that Somin was horny. Well, seeing the game and the show they were on, it was understandable if the players were horny. At that rate, Somin would ask Kangjeon to have sex with her during the break and he stopped her.
The game ran pretty long. All BLACKPINK members were quite good at enduring the fingers. Along with Jongkook, Kangjeon was at the top of the game with their strength but Rosé was able to hold on quite long and eventually placed in first place.
Result
1st place: Rosé
2nd place: Jihyo
3rd place: Lisa
4th place: Jisoo
5th place: Jennie
6th place: Somin
Current Standing
Kwangsoo x Rosé (3 running balls each)
Kangjeon x Jisoo (2 running balls each)
Jongkook x Lisa (1 running ball each)
Seokjin x Jihyo (1 punishment ball each)
Haha x Somin (2 punishment balls each)
Jaesuk x Jennie (3 punishment balls each)
Kwangsoo and Rosé were called by the PD. Everyone’s attention was on them, wondering why they were called. The PD gave them a card and together, they read what was written.
Haha: “What does it say?”
Just like Haha, everyone was curious. Kwangsoo discussed something with Rosé. Jongkook could hear that they were discussing whether to share what they knew or not.
Kwangsoo: “Hyung… There are spies. Two of them!”
Everyone looked shocked. Especially Jaesuk, because he remembered something.
Jaesuk: “AH! The suspicious stain!”
Jihyo: “What stain?”
Jaesuk: “Kwangsoo-ya! Show me your name tag!”
Kwangsoo followed Jaesuk’s command and they spotted the stain Jaesuk mentioned. When they looked around, they realized some of them had the same stain on their name tags. There were four of them with the stain: Kwangsoo, Kangjeon, Jisoo, and Haha.
Jongkook: “But, how do you know there are spies? Does the card say that?”
Rosé: “Yes. It says ‘There are two spies. Their objective is to kill everyone.’”
Jaesuk: “Water gun! I remember! It’s a water gun! It's a stain created by a water gun.”
Somin: “Then we can do a body search.”
Jaesuk: “That’s not how it works. We can’t do that. If we could do that, it would be so easy to find the spy in the previous season.”
Jongkook asked the PD about the information. The PD said that the winner of each game would get a hint about the spies. The spies won if they could shoot everyone and became the sole winner (as a group). Whoever could guess the spies at the end, they would be rewarded a running ball for each spy and the spy would get a punishment ball for each right guess.
At last, the first round was over. The PD was about to end the segment but suddenly, Haha raised his hand.
Haha: “Honestly, I was having fun with the first game. You know what I mean, right? I felt manly when I pounded Somin. So, how about an extra match?”
PD: “What do you have in mind?”
Haha: “Simple. We do it like in the first game. One-on-one. Whoever hits 30 first win. We don’t need to do it with our partner. Just whoever wants to play. We bet our balls. The winner will get the running ball or lose their punishment ball but the opposite will happen if they lose.”
PD: “How is it, everyone?”
Kwangsoo: “It’s a challenge. Call.”
Seokjin: “He just wants to fuck that sly bastard.”
Haha: “Anyone wants to participate? Kangjeon?”
Kangjeon: “Why me? I have much to lose.”
Haha: “Oh, come on~”
Together, Haha and Kwangsoo coerced Kangjeon, the maknae, to participate. In the end, he couldn’t help but follow what his hyung said. He would fight Kwangsoo, betting on one running ball.
Jihyo and Jennie volunteered to join the game to lose their punishment ball. While Jihyo partnered with Kwangsoo, Jennie partnered with Kangjeon. Jisoo came to support Jennie. She helped Jennie take off her pants and held her hand after Jennie got into her doggy position. With a smirk, Jisoo whispered something at Jennie and made her face shy.
Jennie: “I’m going to enjoy it.”
And then, the extra game began. Unlike Jihyo who was sturdy in holding Kwangsoo’s thrusts, Jennie was shocked. She was getting pushed but fortunately, Jisoo was there to catch her. In Jisoo’s embrace, Jennie held up. At first, it was just a loud groan but slowly, her voice mellowed. Unlike when Jennie did it with Jaesuk, she giggled and stuck her tongue out when Kangjeon wrecked her pussy.
Kwangsoo protested that Jisoo cheated for helping Jennie but his protest wasn’t heard. Jihyo nagged him to focus on pounding her. No rule supported Kwangsoo’s claim. It was a Running Man after all. Cheating was oxygen.
So many things happened in a short amount of time. Jennie was so excited by Kangjeon’s pounding that she started kissing Jisoo’s neck. Every pound brought her to reach a new height of madness in her mind.
But then, Kangjeon reached 30 thrusts. He stopped his march and Jennie looked so frustrated. Jisoo laughed at her because she knew how it felt. Even though Jennie won the bet, she couldn’t smile because of how frustrated she was.
After that, Haha wanted to duel too. Jaesuk came to bet his punishment ball. Jihyo wanted to partner with Haha because she had just lost and got another punishment ball from Jennie. Jaesuk then partnered with Lisa and she kindly accepted because she was too kind to refuse Jaesuk. In the end, Haha and Jihyo won. Thus, the round was wrapped.
Current Standing
Kangjeon (3 R balls)
Kwangsoo (2 R balls)
Jongkook (1 R ball)
Haha (1 R ball, 1 P ball)
Seokjin (1 P ball)
Jaesuk (4 P balls)
Jisoo (2 R balls)
Rosé (3 R balls)
Lisa (1 P ball)
Somin (2 P ball)
Jihyo (1 R ball, 1 P ball)
Jennie (2 P balls)
***
Seokjin and Haha were already on the set. They were waiting for the rest to return from the short break. After a few minutes, except Kangjeon and BLACKPINK members, everyone had gathered. Not long after, Kangjeon came with all the guests. Jennie, Jisoo, Rosé, and Lisa looked so happy and couldn’t stop giggling while Kangjeon looked tired.
Haha: “Look who just had fun?”
His remark made Kangjeon and BLACKPINK members shy. Everyone knew that Jisoo invited Kangjeon to their van. A few Running Man members passed the BLACKPINK van during the break and they saw the van shake. The male members couldn’t hide their jealousy because Kangjeon was personally invited to have a short orgy with BLACKPINK.
Jaesuk: “Kangjeon must be really good. Right, Jennie? You can stop smiling.”
Jennie: “Ah, oppa! Don’t tease me.”
Jaesuk: “You feel different when you did it with me earlier. Is it my face or–”
Jennie: “Kangjeon is just too good.”
Her jab toward Jaesuk’s skill in sex made everyone burst out laughing.
Actually, Jaesuk wanted to tease Jennie more but she was an idol and the fans hated it when their idol had sex outside the professional frame. Jaesuk even kindly asked the main PD to cut the scene that could lead to that idea.
Every single Running Man member had fun with some of the guests in the past, in secret. It wasn’t a new thing.
Jaesuk: “Apparently, there are spies among us. From the hint we have, it seems like the only way for the spies to win is to shoot everyone.”
Jisoo: “So, it doesn’t matter which position they end up?”
Jaesuk: “As long as they shoot everyone, no matter how many balls they have, they win. Our only way to fight back is to be careful. So, look out for each other's backs.”
After the Running Man members exchanged their thoughts about the spies, they were ready to listen to the PD explain the next game.
PD: “The second round is called Detective Tongue.”
Jihyo: “Do we use our tongue?”
PD: “The male member needs to strip. There are a few foods we provide and you need to choose them randomly. The other will stick a part of the food on the male member. Then, the female member will have her eyes covered. She needs to find where the parts of the food are stuck using her tongue then she needs to guess the food. Whoever guessed the fastest will win.”
Kwangsoo: “Isn’t that blatantly erotic?”
Seemed like the explanation wasn’t enough. So, they had a practice round. After they fully understood how the game worked, they were ready to compete.
PD: “The first team, please come to the front.”
Jongkook and Lisa came together. Shyly, Jongkook took off his clothes. Lisa was in awe of his big muscles and so did the other BLACKPINK members.
Lisa: “Your body is dayum, oppa.”
Jongkook: “You too, Lisa-ya.”
Haha: “I bet they are gonna fuck later.”
Jongkook: “Don’t say that.”
He was being polite but Lisa didn’t deny Haha’s random mumble.
Keeping going with the game, Lisa put a cover on her eyes. There were numerous cards the PD held in her hands and she asked Jongkook to pick three. Those cards contain the food his team would use. Jongkook and Lisa's team got cherry-flavoured ice cream, a burger, and a bowl of cold ramyun.
Kwangsoo volunteered to put the food on Jongkook. For the ice cream, rather than put a small part of it, Kwangsoo deliberately coated a small amount of its melt on Jongkook’s dick. For each food, he could only put on three different parts of Jongkok's body. Being nasty, Kwangsoo put the ketchup on Jongkook’s face and smeared it all over. Clearly, Kwangsoo enjoyed himself while Jongkook was holding his anger.
After Kwangsoo finished, Lisa was called. She was put in front of Jongkook.
Jongkook: “The one who put the food is Kwangsoo, Lisa-ya. Think like Kwangsoo.”
Lisa: “Okay, oppa. Dojeon!”
PD: “Ready… Start!”
As soon as the whistle was sounded, Lisa kneeled. Blindly, she touched Jongkook. Her hands landed on her muscular legs. Holding on to that, she located where his penis was. Carefully, she licked. Lisa felt proud because she guessed right that Kwangsoo put one of the foods on Jongkook’s dick. She felt cold on her tongue but the cherry flavour was too ambiguous, not only due to how little Kwangsoo put on it, the flavour was mixed with the salty flavour of Jongkook’s dick. Getting unsure, rather than just licking it, Lisa put his entire dick into her mouth, holding it quite long, trying to figure out the flavour but she still couldn’t know. The trace of the ice cream was gone and she needed to locate the other spot with her tongue. Lisa was frustrated. Meanwhile, Jongkook tried to be polite by holding his moans.
Lisa: “I am sure it’s ice cream… But I don’t know what flavour.”
Jennie: “Lisa-ya… Keep looking.”
Looking for the flavours, Lisa’s tongue explored Jongkook’s body. Her tongue brushed upward, slithering on the sweaty tanned skin.
Seokjin: “Isn’t the way Lisa licking is sexy?”
Somin: “It is. Even I am turned on.”
When Lisa’s tongue touched Jongkook’s left nipple, she found a flavour she recognized. It was a soup of instant ramyeon she liked. She answered it right away and the PD acknowledged the answer.
Continuing, Lisa went upward. Then, a small amount of ketchup on Jongkook’s face dropped and landed on Lisa’s face. She realized that it might have come from. Lisa licked Jongkook’s face, sweeping all the ketchup blindly. All she found was ketchup. Lisa took a guess, listing the food that used ketchup.
Lisa: “Hot dog? Pizza? Burger?”
PD: “Burger, that’s the answer.”
Lisa: “Burger? Sinjaa! How come you only use the ketchup!”
Everyone laughed at how cute Lisa showed her frustration. Meanwhile, Kwangsoo felt proud of his petty trick.
In the end, it took Lisa six minutes to figure out all the flavours.
The next team was Seokjin and Jihyo. Jaesuk, Haha, and Kwangsoo volunteered to put the food flavours. They put all of it, an abundance of it, on Seokjin’s dick.
Haha: “If the player cum, he is eliminated, right?”
When Jihyo heard Haha’s question to the PD, she figured out where they dumped the food.
Jihyo: “Those assh*les.”
Everyone laughed when Jihyo kneeled even before the game started. They praised Jihyo for figuring out which part of Seokjin’s body they dumped the food on in a sarcastic way.
Jihyo’s face was just seven cm away from Seokjin’s old dick that was wrapped with Jajangmyeon and kimchi sauce and vanilla spread.
Jihyo: “Oppa, you need to hold on, okay?”
The game started and she dived into Seokjin’s crotch without hesitation. Jihyo’s eyebrows raised when she tasted the mix of all the flavours that were dumped on Seokjin’s dick.
Seokjin: “A-ahhh~ J-Jihyo-ya~”
Jihyo: “Hold it, sinja~ Oppa~ Don’t you dare to cum!”
Furiously, Jihyo sucked Seokjin’s dick hard and made him look like he was dying. Somin said Seokjin was too old for their new concept and Jaesuk added that Seokjin needed to drink tonic from now on so he could last long in the race.
Three minutes later, Jihyo was still stuck on Seokjin’s crotch. When she felt his dick was throbbing violently, Jihyo pulled away but she couldn’t avoid being slapped by Seokjin’s cum. Jihyo’s appearance was messy, especially her hair since Seokjin’s cum was stuck on it.
The game continued in the same manner. Everyone used the Kwangsoo tactic by putting a ridiculous amount of food given by the PD. Jaesuk and Jennie came on top thanks to Jennie’s good intuition. Meanwhile, Seokjin and Jihyo, who were eliminated, were at the bottom.
The winner ended up getting a hint about the spy. It was a card with text written on it: “One of the spies has a similarity with the other spy and one of the players.”
Jaesuk and Jennie shared the hint but they couldn’t quite figure out the meaning of the hint. Before they closed the segment, Haha told them that the number of name tags that had been shot increased.
Players who got shot
Kangjeon
Kwangsoo
Jisoo
Haha
Rosé
Jongkook
Jennie
Seokjin
Lisa
Jihyo
Seokjin stressed how productive the spies were in the second round. They were too into the game that they didn’t notice.
The PD closed the segment and asked them to leave the venue and waited until the staff finished preparing the stage for the next venue.
Current Standing
1st Jaesuk (+3 R balls = 3 R balls, 4 P balls)
2nd Kwangsoo (+ 2 R balls = 4 R balls)
3rd Haha (+1 R ball = 2 R balls, 1 P ball)
4th Jongkook (+1 P ball = 1 R ball, 1 P ball)
5th Kangjeon (+2 P balls = 3 R balls, 2 P balls)
6th Seokjin (eliminated = 4 P balls)
1st Jennie (+3 R balls = 3 R balls, 2 P balls)
2nd Rosé (+2 R balls = 5 R balls)
3rd Somin (+1 R ball = 1 R ball, 2 P balls)
4th Lisa (+1 P ball = 2 P balls)
5th Jisoo (+2 P balls = 2 R balls, 2 P balls)
6th Jihyo (eliminated = 1 R ball, 4 P balls)
While everyone was busy, Jongkook approached Jaesuk.
Jongkook: “It’s Kangjeon. I saw him shoot Rosé’s name tag.”
***
After having a late lunch together, the final round was here. They stood in a row like usual–from left to right: Kwangsoo - Rosé, Jihyo - Seokjin, Jongkook - Lisa, Jaesuk - Jennie, Haha - Somin, Kangjeon - Jisoo. Jaesuk updated everyone about the race, saying that the spies were unstoppable and they needed to figure out who they were.
Jongkook used his detective instinct and told everyone that he suspected Kangjeon was one of the spies. Kangjeon countered the argument by counter-accused Jongkook but he was less convincing than Jongkook. The experienced player succeeded in putting Kangjeon as the main suspect for now.
Somin said that the second spy was probably female since the race was a couple race but Seokjin said there was a possibility of a twist like the spies were all both male.
Their conversation didn’t reach a conclusion. Everyone started pointing fingers.
They stopped when the PD started explaining the third game.
PD: “The third game is called ‘Royal Bubble’. Everyone will play on a big ring with a floor full of soap. We will play songs and you will dance. When the song stops, you will eliminate each other and stop when another song plays. You need to make your opponents cum. Whoever cum is eliminated.”
Jihyo: “I’m screwed (looking at her partner, Seokjin).”
Seokjin: “Mianhae, Jihyo-ya.”
Everyone took off their clothes before getting into the ring. Jongkook praised the staff for creating a similar ring used in MMA except it was filled with soap and it was slippery. Jennie and Somin slipped and fell even before the game started.
The ring was quite big. All the team spreading. Even without discussing it, there was a natural order in that game: the female member of each team must survive because the male members couldn’t expect themself to make the other male members cum.
PD: “Everyone’s ready?”
All: “Yes!”
PD: “Then… The last round… Begin!”
Following the PD cue, a BLACKPINK song was played. Everyone knew the song and the dance but not everyone could dance it properly. Kwangsoo’s dance looked like a psychopath with his excessive moves and expression.
During the dance, the PD could see that the game was divided into two big groups. One of them was led by Jongkook and obviously, they tried to oust Kangjeon. The other group wasn’t aware and just danced properly. When the song was stopped, they were shocked to see Jongkook, Lisa, Rosé, and Kwangsoo charging at Kangjeon. Jisoo as his partner was stuck in the other group because she enjoyed dancing too much. When she wanted to help Kangjeon, she slipped and fell. A weakling, Seokjin, saw the chance and tried to oust Jisoo. But, Jisoo gave a good fight. Frustrated, Seokjin asked Jihyo to help him.
Jisoo: “Andwae!”
Ganged by Jihyo and Seokjin, Jisoo laughed in frustration–Jihyo held her shoulders firmly while Seokjin started licking her pussy.
As if it was mirroring Jisoo’s situation, Kangjeon was pinned by Jongkook, holding his shoulders down while Kwangsoo was holding his legs. Lisa and Rosé who planned to eliminate Kangjeon rubbed the soap on the floor on themself. They appeared on top of Kangjeon with slick, shiny, and bubbly skin.
Kwangsoo: “Holy—”
Lisa and Rosé: “Let’s have fun, Kangjeon-ah~”
Both crawled onto him–Lisa from the left and Rosé from the right. They met in the middle, above Kangjeon’s crotch. With his dick in the middle, they clashed their round breasts, giving Kangjeon double titjobs.
Kangjeon: “A-ahhh~”
Kwangsoo could only watch with so much jealousy in his eyes but it wasn’t that bad because he was entertained enough by watching Lisa and Rosé’s wiggling ass.
Lisa: “Aigoo~ It’s getting hard already.”
Being pro for the job, Lisa and Rosé knew how to talk seductively–anything to oust Kangjeon.
Rosé: “Shall we?”
Rosé’s laugh was innocent and sexy at the same time. Then, they rub their labia against Kangjeon’s dick while rubbing their front at the same time. Eventually, Lisa and Rosé made a hot kiss while rubbing their breasts against each other. Due to the soap, their breasts slipped easily and it looked so hot. Kangjeon was holding his breath. It was a gorgeous view but he couldn’t fully enjoy it.
Going for the next stage, Rosé put Kangjeon’s dick inside her and started riding him while Lisa slid her crotch against Kangjeon’s abs.
Rosé: “O-oh my god! I forgot how good it was! A-aahhh~”
Lisa: “Be careful or it will be you who cum.”
Rosé: “I know. B-but… A-ahhgh! L-lisa-ya! I fucking love it.”
Closing her eyes, Rosé enjoyed her ride so much. Lisa worried that she would be ousted instead. So, they took turns. Rosé tagged out and Lisa tagged in. While resting for a bit, Rosé couldn’t stop staring at Kangjeon’s dick that Lisa was riding on.
Lisa: “F-fuck~”
Rosé: “Look at your face.”
Lisa: “I don’t care. A-ahh…”
Rosé: “Tell me when you are in danger. I’ll pull you out.”
Jongkook: “Is Kangjeon’s that good?”
As a man, Jongkook and Kwangsoo felt competitive.
Meanwhile, Kangjeon was on the verge of cumming with Rosé and Lisa riding him in turn. AS A SPY, his mission was still incomplete. There were still a few name tags he hadn’t hit. He needed to oust those names so they could get out of the ring and wear their shirt back–with the name tags attached.
When another song played, Jongkook’s group would release Kangjeon but they stuck with him and when the song stopped, they would pin him again. They did it again and again. Kangjeon lost hope.
Desperately, Kangjeon soaped himself. Jongkook started to feel slippery. In a small window, Kangjeon was able to release his top from Jongkook and then he grabbed Lisa who had her turn to ride his dick. When Jongkook pinned him down again, it was too late. Kangjeon held tight to Lisa’s right leg and started fingering her.
Rosé chose to cowgirl Kangjeon instead of helping Lisa. It was a deadlock situation and also a race between Rosé and Kangjeon.
Lisa: “OouuUuhhh~ Oahhh~”
While Lisa’s moans echoed, Jisoo was ousted by Seokjin. Even before he could celebrate, Jaesuk came and held him. His partner, Jennie, started sucking his dick. Jihyo tried to help Seokjin but Haha and Somin got her. In the end, Seokjin cummed inside Jennie’s mouth.
Back to Lisa, filled with joy, she moaned. Lisa couldn’t get away from Kangjeon. Bit by bit, she felt her crotch get tight. When it was unbearable anymore, she let it loose. Lisa cummed, and blasted her juice on Kangjeon’s face. Just a few seconds after that, Rosé felt his dick was throbbing. She finished the job by giving Kangjeon a handjob. Then, Kangjeon became the fourth to be ousted.
Jaesuk: “Ya! Seokjin-hyung! Look out for Kangjeon! Protect our name tag outside the ring.”
Feeling helpless, Kangjeon was as he walked outside the ring. His every move was monitored. He was so bold back then that Jongkook caught him doing his mission. Now, all he could do was depend on his “partner”.
Jihyo OUT!
Somin OUT!
Now, there were only Jennie and Rosé as the female members. The group was divided into two. Since the male members couldn’t oust the other male members, they depended on the female members. They didn’t have a choice but to choose between Jaesuk’s team with Jennie as their partner and Kwangsoo’s team with Rosé as his partner.
And, the one who decided the outcome was none other than Jongkook. With his physical strength, he could hold the remaining male members by himself. When he decided to join Jaesuk’s side, the winner had been decided.
Jaesuk and Haha held Kwangsoo while Jennie gave him a deadly handjob. Meanwhile, Jongkook went solo for Rosé, holding her hands tied above her head with one head while fingering her tight pussy with the other hand. Even though Rosé tried to cover her crotch with her legs, it didn’t work. In the end, she cum and was ousted.
Jaesuk was confirmed to be the winner and would receive 3 running balls together with Jennie. Haha and Jongkook decided the second place by rock-paper-scissors and Haha came out as the winner.
Current Standing
1st Jaesuk (+3 R balls = 6 R balls, 4 P balls)
2nd Haha (+2 R balls = 4 R balls, 1 P vall)
3rd Jongkook (+1 R ball = 2 R balls, 1 P ball)
4th Kwangsoo (+1 P ball = 4 R balls, 1 P ball)
5th Seokjin (+2 P balls = 6 P balls)
6th Kangjeon (+3 P balls - 3 R balls, 5 P balls)
1st Jennie (+3 R balls = 6 R balls, 2 P balls)
2nd Somin (+2 R balls = 3 R balls, 2 P balls)
3rd Lisa (+1 R ball = 1 R ball, 2 P balls)
4th Rosé (+1 P ball = 5 R balls, 1 P ball)
5th Jihyo (+2 P balls = 1 R ball, 6 P balls)
6th Jisoo = (+3 P balls = 2 R balls, 5 P balls)
After everyone cleaned rinsed the soap, dried themself, and dressed back, they stood in the frame–from left to right= Haha - Somin, Kwangsoo - Rosé, Jongkook - Lisa, Jaesuk - Jennie, Seokjin - Jihyo, Kangjeon - Jisoo.
Jaesuk checked the other name tags and he was shocked and glad at the same time–shocked that almost everyone got shot by the spy and glad that his name tag was still clean.
Jaesuk: “That’s close! Am I the only one who didn’t get shot? Did the spies fail?”
PD: “Yes, the spies failed.”
Everyone cheered. It meant that they were eligible to win the main prize, the golden marble; two marbles in total–one male player and one female player. The main PD called Jaesuk and Jennie and gave them the hint that only the first place could see. They weren’t required to share the hint but in that episode, they shared everything.
Jisoo: “What is the hint?”
Seokjin: “Please, share with us!”
Jaesuk: “So, based on what is written here, even if the spies fail, they aren’t obligated to be punished and the punishment will follow the lottery. Also, as long as one of the spies survives and one of them wins the lottery, the punishment will be nullified and the spies can win an alternative prize: a voucher for a coffee truck.”
Jongkook: “That’s generous. I can see the second spy keep hiding during the third round.”
Haha: “That’s because everyone is alerted already and protected by name tags. I can see Kangjeon restless during the game hahaha.”
Seokjin: “It was a good move that I and Jihyo held on Jaesuk’s name tag. We hid it so well.”
The PD cut their talk. She wanted them to guess the spies. Everyone almost forgot the bonus for guessing the spies. It was easy for everyone to choose Kangjeon but they had no clue about the other spy.
After that, the PD revealed the spy.
PD: “The first spy is Kangjeon!”
Jongkook: “I know it.”
Somin: “Ottoke, Kangjeon-ah. Too bad you were caught.”
Kangjeon: “I was too reckless. It’s my first time. I’ll do better.”
PD: “Everyone chooses Kangjeon. Thus, 11 penalty balls are added while 1 running ball is given to everyone.”
Haha: “Alright!”
PD: “And for the second spy…”
Rosé: “Who… Is… It~?”
PD: “Unfortunately, no one guessed right. The second spy is… Rosé!”
Standing proudly with her hands in the air, Rosé celebrated. Meanwhile, everyone was dumbfounded.
Jongkook: “That is unexpected.”
Jihyo: “Wasn’t Rosé working hard in ousting Kangjeon?”
Jaesuk: “Ah! The second hint. The similarity! Rosé - Lisa - Kangjeon. They are all maknae. Well, they can be considered as maknae.”
Jongkook: “I think Rosé had a contingency plan in case their mission failed.”
Rosé: “That’s true. I thought we couldn't clear our objective so I stayed hidden, hoping to win the lottery.”
With 6 running balls in total (+1 after she named Kangjeon as one of the spies), there was a big chance that Rosé would win. But, as if the fortune goddess mocked her, Rosé got the punishment despite having only one penalty ball.
Staying together, Kangjeon, with 16 penalty balls in total, got chosen as expected.
The penalty was a cold water slap. Giving their best until the end, Kangjeon came out with only his trunk while Rosé with a bikini and blond hair in a ponytail. They couldn’t hide how cold they felt to be that naked during the winter season.
Jisoo did the water slap for Rosé while Jongkook punished Kangjeon. While Jisoo slapped Rosé gently, Jongkook did it with all his might and made a loud slap sound. Kangjeon and Rosé trembled in the cold. They were given big towels to dry themself. The cameramen loved how vulnerable Rosé looked in that bikini while shivering. Before closing the episode, Jaesuk thanked BLACKPINK for coming.
Thus, the episode ended.
[END]
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theblancengineer · 3 months ago
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Hi, Where can we find season 1 of your Running Man series?
nah, I dont have season 01, season 01 is just a show in real life.
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theblancengineer · 3 months ago
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LNS : Running Man Season 2
Episode 02 - The Noona Over Flowers Race ( EP02S02 )
Set in a world where K-pop is a porn industry and porn itself is way lenient for public consumption. Celebrities flashing their assets on national TV channels is a common view.
On the second floor of a mall, a cafe rented for the opening of Running Man, Jaesuk and Seokjin were already there, enjoying their warm coffee in the middle of winter. The PD specifically asked them to come according to their age and wear a hanbok. It was for Sebae, a principal Korean tradition where young people kneel on the ground and bow their heads to pay respect to older people and wish them a happy new year. Thus, Seokjin came first, and Jaesuk, who came second, gave him a bow. Then, the third oldest member, Jongkook, came, bowing to Jaesuk and Seokjin before he joined them, and the next came doing the same until Kangjeon, the youngest one, gave his bow to the older members.
They sat in a set with eleven seats. From left: Kangjeon, Somin, Haha, Jaesuk, Jongkook, Seokjin, Kwangsoo, and Jihyo.
Jaesuk: “Here we are wearing hanbok. Initially, I want to bow to the viewers, but I think it’s better if we do it together. So, we represent the whole Running Man family and want to say a happy New Year to all viewers.”
All: “Happy New Year!”
They got up from their seats and bowed to the viewers.
Then, they got up and returned to their seats.
Jongkook: “By the way, Jaesuk-hyung, what will you give for the new year?”
Jaesuk: “Excuse me?”
Jongkook: “You know, you always give something to the staff for the new year. Last year, you bought the pizza you sponsored.”
Jaesuk: “Let’s not talk about it.”
Kwangsoo: “Why not?”
Jaesuk: “I prefer not to talk about that kind of thing in public, especially in front of cameras.”
Haha: “Why tho? Do you worry that you will just pressure us?”
Kwangsoo: “But, the thing is, I already feel pressured.”
Somin: “I brought a coffee truck last year.”
Seokjin: “Me too. Because he does it, as his hyung, I’m pressured to give the staff something.”
Jaesuk: “Seokjin-hyung, you make it as if you give something big, LOL. You only give 10,000 won meal coupons.”
Seokjin: “Don’t expose me like that.”
Everyone laughed at Seokjin’s cheapskate.
Jihyo: “Kangjeon-ah, do you feel pressured too?”
Kwangsoo: “Of course, he needs to buy something for the staff.”
Kwangsoo was having fun teasing the maknae.
Kangjeon: “Please, I’m a rookie. I’m not rich.”
After having fun teasing the maknae for a bit more, the PD signalled them to move to the next segment.
Jaesuk: “There are four empty chairs. I guess we have guests today?”
PD: “Four guests have come to celebrate the new year with us. Please welcome the fourth flower.”
Kangjeon: “Flower Four (F4)?”
At that moment, four gorgeous actors who were dubbed as the prettiest actors and the peak of beauty in the country came from the first floor. Kim Tae-hee, Jun Jihyun, Son Ye-jin, and Song Hye Kyo emerged and greeted the members.
All the members were in awe to see all four together in one place. Four of them also wore hanbok, which enhanced their beauty even more.
Seokjin: “Are they really our guests?”
The oldest one didn’t believe what he saw.
Haha: “Yejin-ah!”
Making a fool of himself, Haha, who once flirted with Yejin in the past episode, desperately calling her name.
Jaesuk: “Jongkook’s ideal type is here (Jun Jihyun).”
Jongkook: “Shut up.”
Jaesuk looked so happy to be able to tease his dongsaeng, and it seemed like he wouldn’t stop.
Kwangsoo: “Woah, I never meet Hyekyo-sunbaenim in real life. She is way prettier.”
Kangjeon: “Hyekyo-noona is the prettiest here.”
Somin: “Noona? Why are you calling her noona? Are you close?”
Jaesuk: “Alright, let’s welcome, Kim Taehee, Jun Jihyun, Son Yejin, and Song Hyekyo!”
Everyone looked so excited, welcoming the rare formation of guests. Having all those four in Running Man was unbelievable.
The guests greeted the members. Shaking their hands. Saying happy new year. Then, Jaesuk led them to the centre.
Now, all the seats were filled. They sat between Jaesuk and Jongkook at the centre, from left to right: Yejin, Taehee, Jihyun, and Hyekyo.
Jaesuk: “I can believe the four goddesses of South Korea are here.”
Yejin: “Ah, don’t be like that, oppa.”
All of them looked shy at Jaesuk’s compliment.
Seokjin: “I still can’t believe it. It’s not a prank, right? You are our guests?”
Jihyun: “Isn’t he exaggerating?”
Jihyo: “Seokjin-oppa is like that.”
Haha: “Yejin-ah, congratulations on your marriage.”
Yejin: “Thank you, oppa, hahaha.”
Haha: “I’m sorry I can’t attend.”
Jongkook: “Please, you’re not even invited.”
All the members worked together to break the ice as they saw the guests were a bit stiff. Those four guests weren’t known for rarely appearing in variety shows.
Jaesuk: “I hear Kangjeon is the one who invited Hyekyo-ssi, and Jihyo invited Jihyun-ssi. Is that right?”
Hyekyo looked at Kangjeon, asking him to handle the question.
Kangjeon: “Right. Noona and I are starring in a drama together. I appear as a supporting character.”
Hyekyo: “He is my current boyfriend in the drama.”
Somin: “I guess you are close with Hyekyo-sunbae, Kangjeon-ah.”
Kwangsoo: “Have you slept with her?”
Suddenly, Kwangsoo whispered. Kangjeon only smirked, and it made Kwangsoo jealous. Although he felt a bit mixed because she was his best friend’s ex.
Seokjin: “And Jihyo?”
Jihyo: “Jihyun and I star in a movie. It will be released in theatres late this month.”
Jihyun: “Please watch our movie.”
Somin: “She is so polite.”
Haha: “So, I guess when Kangjeon and Jihyo requested Hyekyo-ssi and Jihyun-ssi, they were ambitious to invite Yejin and Taehee too.”
Kwangsoo: “Good job.”
Seokjin: “You are all competent.”
Jaesuk: “You can promote your movie here as much as you want.”
Haha: “You can say your movie title every ten minutes.”
Taehee: “Oh my. What to do? I currently don’t have work to promote.”
Yejin: “Me too.”
They talked more. The PD gave Jaesuk a lot of time to interview the guests since they rarely appeared in any variety show. Also, since inviting them took a lot of effort, the PD wanted it to be worthwhile.
Finally, the introduction ended, and the PD explained the race they would do that day.
PD: “Today’s race is called FOR PEOPLE TO PEOPLE.”
Somin: “For people to people… four people.”
PD: “To celebrate the new year, we will play games involving people in this mall. You will collect running money as you win each game. You will be divided into six couples teams.
“The prize for winning the race will be a 10 million won donation in the winner's name.
“Meanwhile, the losing team will treat the whole Running Man staff to dinner.”
Kangjeon: “All of them? I can’t lose.”
PD: “For now, we will decide on the team randomly, then we will head to the venue of the first game.”
Team
Jaesuk x Hyekyo
Jongkook x Jihyun
Kangjeon x Taehee
Seokjin x Jihyo
Haha x Somin
Kwangsoo x Yejin
***
A small area, 20 meters in diameter, that was surrounded by crowds. Set on the first floor of the mall. A pull-up bar was set in the middle of the area, along with a moderately closed fitting room next to it.
The main characters finally arrived. They had changed their clothes to simple jeans and jumpers in different colours–Team Jaesuk was green, Team Jongkook was orange, Team Kwangsoo was grey, Team Kangjeon was blue, Team Seokjin was red, and Team Haha was purple.
When they arrived, the security teams split the crowd to make a way for them and kept access to the outside of the circle. The players were showered with applause from the crowd. They bowed and greeted them as they reached the centre of the frame. They stood together with their respective teams. From left to right: Jongkook, Seokjin, Kwangsoo, Jaesuk, Kangjeon, Haha.
Jaesuk: “Gyah, look at the crowd. Once again, happy new year, everyone.”
Crowd: “Happy New Year!”
Kangjeon: “They sound lovely.”
A bit behind schedule because in the previous interview, the PD cut Jaesuk’s greeting short and explained the game right away.
PD: “The first game that you will play is called ‘WHAT MY MAN WANT?’”
Taehee: “What does my man want?”
Somin: “The guests look so stiff.”
Haha: “But, they are excited, tho.”
Somin: “That’s right.”
PD: “We go with one team at a time. Each one has 10 minutes to finish. The male member will hang on to that pull-up bar while the female member will do her mission.
“The staff will give the female member a full sentence. The sentence will be sex-related.”
Yejin: “Ommo.”
All the men there fluttered when Yejin bit her bottom lip after hearing the word “sex”.
PD: “For example: ‘My man wants anal in doggy while wearing fishnet’. After hearing that, the male member will start hanging on the bar. Meanwhile, the female member will go to the crowd and ask him/her ‘What does my man want?’. You will describe the sentence using gestures.
“If the civilian gives you the correct answer, you can return and just pose like what the keywords are given without changing your clothes.
“If the civilian gives you the wrong answer, you need to perform whatever words come from him, including changing your outfit. For the first wrong answer, you need only perform the sex-related word five times. Every time you get the wrong answer, it increases by five, and the crowd you can play with is getting further–10 meters increase for each wrong answer.”
Jihyun: “So I need to walk beyond this crowd to find a civilian partner?”
PD: “That’s right?”
Haha: “What if we keep getting it wrong? Do we need to reach the second floor?”
PD: “You can do that.”
Hyekyo: “Oh my god.”
All the guests were shocked by the rules of the game while Somin and Jihyo treated it just like another Monday.
PD: “The word that has been guessed can be ignored.
“Lastly, if the male member falls or his foot touches the ground, the keywords will be invalid, and you need to get a new sentence from the staff.”
Hyekyo: “What are you bringing me to, Kangjeon-ah?”
Kangjeon: “You said you want us to promote our movie in Running Man, noona.”
Taehee: “Ya, focus on me, Kangjeon-ah. I’m your partner today.”
Kangjeon: “I’m sorry, noona. Don’t worry. I’m confident with my physics.”
Somin: “Noona? He is already that close? As expected. Kangjeon is good with women.”
In gossip mode, Somin whispered to Haha, her partner.
Haha: “Right. I guess he will sleep with Taehee after this.”
Somin: “Isn’t she married? It will be a scandal if they do it outside the camera.”
Haha: “Yes. So, don’t tell anyone. Is Kangjeon that good? I mean, you’ve slept with him a few times?”
Somin: “It’s indescribable, oppa.”
PD: “Let’s start with the first team.”
Doing the lottery, the first team was decided instantly.
PD: “The first team is… Team Jongkook.”
Jihyun: “Oh no. What to do?”
Jongkook: “Don’t worry, Jihyun-ssi. You have me.”
Jaesuk: “There he is, acting like a prince to his ideal woman.”
Jongkook: “Hyung, shut it.”
While Jaesuk was giggling, Jongkook looked embarrassed, while Jihyun could only smile.
Except for Jongkook and Jihyun, everyone moves to the left side. Jongkook was preparing himself to do a pull-up while Jihyun focused on the hidden paper in the PD’s hands from up close so the crowd couldn’t see what was written.
Some of the staff explained the rule to the crowd so it would be easier for them to cooperate. Meanwhile, Jihyun and Jongkook were discussing their strategy.
Jongkook: “Alright. Dojeon!”
The PD revealed their keywords: MY MAN WANT ME RUBBING HIS PENIS BETWEEN MY LEGS ON HIS LAP WITH ME WEARING A HIGH SCHOOL ATTIRE.
Seeing the sentence already stressed Jihyun. Imagining her wearing high school attire at her age was embarrassing enough. But she needed to finish their round.
Finally, PD sounded her whistle, and the count started.
As soon as Jongkook hung on the pull bar, Jihyun ran to the crowd on her right. She bet the round on a young man in his early 20s because she thought she would play better since he was young.
Jihyun: “Please tell me what my man wants!”
After that, she started miming the keywords. Rather than miming the whole sentence and possibly creating confusion, she divided it into two–the pose part and the costume one.
Jihyun tried to explain the costume first by tying her long, beautiful hair into a twin ponytail and jumping childishly. What she mimicked was a typical energetic high school girl from anime (Japanese animation).
Civilian #01: “High school girl?”
Jihyun: “YES!”
Hyekyo: “He didn’t say it specifically whether it’s the pose or the costume.”
PD: “We will accept the answer. Next time, please be more specific.”
Jaesuk: “Hyekyo-ssi is quite competitive (LOL).”
Miraculously, Jihyun got the answer right away. Now, what she needed was for that person to answer the pose.
At first, she created an imaginary chair and sat on it but then, she went and rubbed her ass on that young man. He was frozen at the moment because of Jihyun’s bold action. Down there, she felt his dick hardening. Jihyun was patiently waiting for his answer.
Civilian #01: “A-anal? Doggy anal?”
Jihyun: “Agh!”
PD: “Wrong!”
Jongkook: “Can’t be helped. Hurry! Change your clothes.”
Jihyun ran into the fitting room where numerous costumes had been placed. After the first fail, she would realise that 10 minutes was completely short and complete nonsense. Everything was time-consuming to change her clothes, running to the civilian, explaining the game, and ultimately mimicking the keywords.
After changing to a high schooler with a short skirt that was short enough to show a glimpse of her butt cheeks, Jihyun poured lubricant on her right hand that had been prepared by the staff in the fitting room. Then, she ran toward civilian #01.
Jihyun: “Please, take out your penis.”
Civilian #01: “W-what? A-ah! Yes!”
His heart almost burst out. He forgot what the player needed to do when she got the answer wrong. The rest of the men there could only stare in jealousy when he put his dick out of his pants.
Jihyun: “It’s okay for you to do it with me, right?”
She asked for his consent because it was for a TV show. And the man answered right away.
Civilian #01: “Absolutely.”
Jihyun: “Okay. Five times, is it?”
In a hurry, she lubricated his dick. Time was ticking, and it made Jihyun crazy. She deliberately didn’t wear underwear so it would be easier to fuck–saving time for her team.
When she faced back and lifted her skirt, showing her naked butt, everyone was in awe. Only Running Man could make a respectable actor like her behave slutty like that.
Jihyun went and put his dick into her anus. The civilian was staying still while Jihyun frantically pumped him with her tight ass. Thanks to the lubricant, it slid pretty well. What he could do was moan in joy, enjoying that short moment. Yes, it ended in a flash.
Jihyun: “One…”
Civilian #01: “O-ouhh~”
Jihyun: “T-two~”
Civilian #01: “Agh!”
Jihyun: “Three! Uhm four! Five! There! Five humps! Thank you for being so cooperative.”
After finishing the punishment, Jihyun went beyond the crowd circle and left Civilian #01 in the most joyful yet miserable situation. Making out with a goddess, it was an unbelievable anal fuck but it was too short. He ended up being stressed because he wanted more.
While Jihyun ran, one of the Running Man assistant PDs followed her to assess the play.
Just as the rule dictated, Jihyun could only play with civilians further than the crowd circle by at least 10 meters. It was a big mall, and people from the second floor were watching. Jihyun was running across the mall embarrassingly with that high school attire and on top of that, her short skirt was flapping, giving people a free view of her ass.
And then, he chose a man in his 30s to play with. In a hurry, she explained that she was from Running Man and the rules of the game.
Jihyun: “Please tell me what my man wanted!”
Since she already had the costume right, he only needed to guess the sex pose. Jihyun mimicked the way she did it previously by sitting on her imaginary chair. Since the civilian knew it was sex-related, he could narrow the answer.
Civilian #02: “Sitting on your man's face?”
Jihyun: “Agh!!”
Assistant PD: “Wrong! Jihyun-ssi, please do the punishment.”
Once again, Jihyun needed to undergo the punishment, but this time she didn’t need to return to the fitting room to change her costume.
She asked the civilian whether it was ok to have Jihyun sit on his face. He said he had a girlfriend, but it was clear that he couldn’t resist Jihyun.
In the end, he was voluntarily lying on the floor. Watched by hundreds of people, putting her pussy on his lips, Jihyun was sitting on his face. He needed to lick Jihyun’s pussy ten times. She was in a hurry but it seemed that the man was enjoying the moment and took his time licking her pussy. Jihyun even needed to beg him so he would hurry up.
Fortunately, in the next play, after running ten meters more, Jihyun found a civilian who could answer her keywords.
After that, she ran back to Jong-kook. After Jihyun shouted “answer”, Jongkook was allowed to come down and pose for the answer (rubbing his dick between her legs while sitting on his lap).
Thus, Team Jongkook finished with 8 minutes and 47 seconds.
Jihyun: “We should do better.”
Jongkook: “What happened happened.”
The next team to play was Team Seokjin. They learned a lot from Team Jongkook and applied the same strategy. Jihyo’s keywords were MY MAN WANTS TO SUCK MY NIPPLE WHILE RIPPING OFFICE ATTIRE I WEAR.
Right away, Jihyo went and played with a civilian. Just like the previous team, she got the costume right, but the sex poses were wrong. She ended up changing into an office worker and ran outside the circle crowd.
But before she could find a civilian to play with, Seokjin failed to keep himself up and landed on the ground.
Jihyo was pissed that the keywords were reset. She returned to the main PD to get the new keywords and dashed outside the crowd circle once again.
In the end, they failed their mission since Seokjin dropped himself again.
The third team was Team Jaesuk, and they played quite well and finished better than Team Jongkook with 5 minutes and 21 seconds.
Even though they got a difficult keyword, thanks to Hyekyo’s smart brain, they finished their game fast.
Now, it was time for the next team to play.
PD: “The fourth team is… Team Kangjeon!”
Taehee: “It’s us.”
Kangjeon: “Let’s go, noona.”
Both were detached from the other players and walked together toward the centre. People showered them with enthusiasm.
Taehee: “I hope I can do it right.”
Kangjeon: “Don’t worry, noona. Take your time. I can stay at the bar for more than ten minutes.”
Taehee: “You are so assuring.”
While Kangjeon went to the pull-up bar, Taehee went to the PD to get her keyword. After reading it, she smiled as she returned to Kangjeon.
Taehee: “Thanks, god. It’s easy.”
Kangjeon: “What is the keyword?”
Taehee: “MY MAN WANTS ME TO GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB WHILE WEARING A WEDDING DRESS.”
Kangjeon: “Nice.”
Somin: “Oh, Kangjeon is smiling. I guess he got an easy keyword.”
Hyekyo: “He is lucky, indeed.”
Kangjeon: “Let’s go! Dojeon!”
Without wasting more time, they began their game–Kangjeon did the pull-up while Taehee ran to the crowd circle.
She asked a middle-aged man to be his partner.
Taehee: “Please tell me what my man wants!”
Confidently, Taehee showed her wedding ring and explained that she wore a dress with her hands. Mentioning the wedding ring was a cheat code, and the civilian answered it correctly right away.
Civilian #03: “Wedding dress!”
Taehee: “Asssssa! Next.”
In a relaxing manner, Taehee was on her knees. She imagined an imaginary dick in front of her and used her acting skill to suck it deliciously. Seemed like everyone knew what the answer was. Since it was too easy, the other players complained.
But, shockingly, the man answered wrong.
Civilian #03: “Sucking his sack?”
Kangjeon: “How can you be wrong?”
Haha: “It’s suspicious.”
Seokjin: “Wasn’t it clear that Taehee was doing a blowjob?”
Kwangsoo: “You just want to have fun with Taehee-sunbaenim, right?”
The civilian didn’t answer and just smiled shyly. Taehee ran to the fitting room while angry.
She changed in a flash and came out looking extremely beautiful in a wedding dress. Returning to that civilian, she asked him to take out his dick. He was standing while Taehee was down on her knees. In a hurry, Taehee dived into his crotch and put his balls into her mouth.
That civilian looked as if his soul was being sucked as soon as Taehee started sucking his ball with her full lips.
Again, it ended in a flash.
Taehee left him without looking back. Running outside the crowd circle, she met another cooperative civilian right away.
This time, she got the answer right away.
Taehee ran back energetically. She believed her team was the fastest.
After returning to Kangjeon, she aggressively pulled Kangjeon’s pants. When his dick sprang out, the female in the crowd had their eyes shaking. Whispers about Kangjeon’s dick size could be heard here and there.
The members were amused by her aggressiveness. Without saying anything, she sucked Kangjeon’s dick straight into her throat. Kangjeon was startled because Taehee started giving him a blowjob when she didn’t need to. But, he didn’t stop her and enjoyed that gorgeous face stomping onto his crotch. On top of that, Taehee was quite a pro and made Kangjeon think that she had practised a lot with her husband.
PD: “Team Kangjeon succeed!”
Yejin: “Taehee-ah! You don’t need to suck his dick for real! You only need to pose.”
Yejin was kindly telling her.
Taehee: “What?”
Her face turned red when she realised she had overdone it. When she looked at Kangjeon, he said nothing and just smirked. Knowing he enjoyed her blowjob and didn’t stop her, Taehee pinched his leg.
Team Kangjeon was sitting in first place.
After that, it was Team Haha’s turn. Somin was good at describing using her body. On top of that, she got a rather easy keyword. Her team was the first one to clear the game without exploring beyond the crowd circle and snatched first place from Team Kangjeon.
Kwangsoo had his misfortune at its worst. He got a partner who was bad at explaining with her body and extremely hard keywords. His team ended up failing.
At last, the first round was concluded.
Current standing
1st Team Haha (+5 million running money)
2nd Team Kangjeon (+3 million running money)
3rd Team Jaesuk (+2 million running money)
4th Team Jongkook (+1 million running money)
6th Team Seokjin (+250 thousand running money)
6th Team Kwangsoo (+250 thousand running money)
***
The venue changed. Now it was a bookstore that had been rented for the show. There were a few more people than in the first game, but it was still crowded. Yes, the staff allowed the crowd to watch. The staff had made a moderate space for the game to be played without any problem. All the members were standing at the centre of the store, from left to right: Team Kangjeon, Team Kwangsoo, Team Seokjin, Team Jaesuk, Team Haha, and Team Jongkook. Everyone wore the clothes they wore when the first game started.
Jongkook: “Honestly, I like the atmosphere. It feels different when people are watching us playing the game.”
Jihyo: “Especially with the game we are playing.”
Jihyo was a bit shy after saying that.
Jaesuk: “I can’t help but ask our guests. How are you feeling after playing a game in Running Man this season?”
Taehee: “It was so lewd.”
Hyekyo: “Honestly, a culture shock.”
Seokjin: “Is it okay for you to play that kind of game? I mean, three of you are married.”
Yejin: “It’s okay. We are professional.”
Jihyun: “As long as it was under a professional context, it’s alright.”
Kwangsoo and Jaesuk were stealing glances at Kangjeon and then Hyekyo. They knew they had slept together outside the professional context. Honestly, all Running Man members already got the gist since Kangjeon always slept with his co-star, including Jihyo and Somin.
But, they knew how to keep a secret for the maknae.
PD: “In the second round, we will also play with civilians we randomly chose. Please come.”
Guided by the staff, 10 civilians–5 men and 5 women–entered the frame. They sat on the chair that was placed next to where the members were standing. Led by Jaesuk, the players greeted the civilians. Those people had written an agreement to play the game, including doing something lewd in public.
They varied in age–1 of them was 19 years old, 3 of them were in their 20s, 3 of them were in their 30s, 1 of them was in their 40s, and 2 of them were in their 50s.
Kangjeon: “I wonder what kind of game we will play.”
PD: “The game we will play is AUCTION GAME.”
Somin: “I got the gist of what kind of game this is.”
PD: “These civilians will be the bidders. Each of them has been provided with 10 coins that are worth 1 million running money for each coin.
“Individually, the players will try to sell a part of their body to the highest bidder, and the bidders will use the coin to bid.”
Haha: “What do you mean by selling a part of our body?”
PD: “Let’s say, if Jihyo decides to sell her lips, then the highest bidder can do anything with her lips.”
Somin: “Like kissing… Blowjob, etc?”
PD: “That’s right. If a part of the body has been sold, the other players can’t sell that part. The highest bidder could only do whatever he/she likes to the part he/she buys in 5 minutes.”
Hyekyo: “Is it to avoid them going all out in the beginning?”
Jongkook: “Ah, right. Let’s say one male bidder goes all out on the vagina and he will use it until he is done. It will take time to wait for him to finish. With this rule, they will need to think better about the part they want to bid.”
PD: “At last, you can’t have a monopoly by calling ‘head’ instead of a specific part of your body. The staff will decide whether what you sell is a monopoly or not.”
Seokjin: “So, we can’t sell, let’s say, the bottom parts of my body.”
Jihyun: “That means you will sell your penis, butt, legs, feet, etc.”
Jihyo: “Simply, we need to be specific.”
PD: “Is there any question?”
A few raised their hands and asked for further explanation.
After that, they decided on the order by rock-paper-scissors.
Order
Somin > Seokjin > Jaesuk > Taehee> Yejin> Haha > Kwangsoo > Hyekyo > Kangjeon > Jongkook > Jihyo > Jihyun > Somin
Somin was up. She sat on a stool before the bidders. All the players knew there must be a reason why the gender was split evenly. The female players had a better chance to sell to the male bidders, while the male players had to sell to the female bidders.
Suddenly, Somin put her right leg on her left leg, and then she did it the opposite way. Unintentionally, she flashed her underwear to the bidders.
Jaesuk: “What is she doing? What does she sell?”
Kwangsoo: “She is marketing, LOL.”
Somin: “I’m… Selling this pussy to the highest bidder. For your information…” She tried her best to sound seductive. “... I’m the youngest lady in this group and probably the most experienced.”
Ending her pitch sale, Somin spread her legs while staring confidently at the bidders.
PD: “Alright. Let’s start the bid with 1 coin.”
One… Two… Ten seconds had passed, and no one raised their hand.
Somin: “What the hell?”
Her seductive look disappeared as she was shocked. The other Running Man members had their best time laughing at Somin. No one is bidding for her after that kind of stunt.
Somin: “Are you kidding me?” She laughed in disbelief, low-key embarrassed.
PD: “10… 9… 8…”
Somin: “W-wait. You need to give them time to think. Sir, I will be good to you. I won’t disappoint you. I WILL EVEN ADD A BLOWJOB AS A BONUS!”
PD: “...1…0! No offer had been made. Jeon Somin-ssi failed to sell.”
Kwangsoo: “She even made it as a bundle, LOL.”
PD: “You can’t do that.”
Somin: “Woah, I’m pissed.”
She grunted as she returned to the group.
Jongkook: “I mean, you go for the main menu while there are these four (Taehee, Jihyun, Hyekyo, Yejin) with us.”
Haha: “Right. I bet only those four and Jongkook and Kangjeon will be able to sell anything.”
PD: “Next. Seokjin-ssi.”
Seokjin: “Ah, it’s my turn.”
Nervously, he walked to where Somin sat. He took his time to think about what he would sell.
Seokjin: “I will sell… My hands.”
Yejin: “Both of them? Isn’t that a monopoly?”
PD: “We will allow it.”
Seokjin: “I may continue, right? Okay. So, what I have is experience. You know, I’ve been married for so long and I always help my wife with these hands. I never disappointed her with these hands.”
With a hypocritical smile, Seokjin ended his pitching sale. He targeted the female bidder. But, to shock him, the one who bid was a male civilian in his 50s. Everyone was shocked.
There was a possibility that that man was gay, but the conclusion just made everyone laugh. That man bid for Seokjin’s hand to help him carry his heavy shopping bag.
Well, there was no rule that it must be sex-related, so he actually could do that. While everyone was laughing, Seokjin’s hands were sold with one coin, and he promised to help that man by lifting his shopping bags after the game.
Even though there was a rule of a five-minute limit, the PD allowed Seokjin’s bid because she pitied him if he couldn’t sell anything.
Seokjin’s bid gave Jaesuk an idea. He tried to sell his back, telling them that he would give the highest bidder a piggyback to wherever he/she wanted as long as it was still in the mall. The result? That one woman in her 40s bid for 2 coins. It seemed she was a fan of Jaesuk.
Then, it was Taehee’s turn. As soon as Taehee stepped up, the expression in the male bidders changed. Meanwhile, Taehee looked unsure. Well, actors were usually stiff in variety shows, especially for a show like Running Man.
Kangjeon: “Go big, noona.”
Kwangsoo: “Here is the main dish.”
Sitting on the stool, Taehee stared at the bidders shyly.
Taehee: “I’m going to sell… My… vagi… na. Uhm… What should I say next? Please be generous.”
Some Running Man members thought that Taehee’s shyness was part of her stunt, and it was a success.
All the male bidders raised their hands. Started from 1 coin and then raised to 2… then to 3… eventually hit 5–the limit.
It sold unbelievably fast.
Taehee: “Omo!”
Seokjin: “Pussy, ass, and mouth, they are all on the main menu. Only the guests will be able to sell it.”
Haha: “Ya, look, it’s so different from Somin.”
Somin could only laugh at Haha, and the others mocked. After the PD confirmed the sale, she asked the bidder to come to the front, approaching Taehee. It was a man in his 30s, looking average and quite muscular.
They shyly greet each other and then take off their pants together. It was such a heart-throbbing scene when Taehee exposed her smooth legs and trimmed pussy to the spectators.
The man sat on the stool, looking nervous as he helped Taehee climb onto him. Since the five minutes had started, they didn’t have time to build up. So, by Taehee’s consent, he put his erect dick inside her and started pumping. At the same time, Taehee moved on her own, doing a cowgirl motion. Their crotch was slapped numerous times.
He went all out and made Taehee breathless. When the five minutes were almost up, he asked Taehee if he could cum on her face. And Taehee answered.
Taehee: “No. You only buy my vagina… So… do it inside.”
He didn’t believe it, but Taehee was kind enough to let him do that. Thus, right before the timer hit 5, he unloaded inside her. Taehee hugged him tightly, burying his face in her cleavage.
The other players complained because Taehee overdid it with her service, and they were burdened to do the same.
Five minutes had passed. Taehee got off of his lap and cleaned the cum inside her. After that, they put their pants back on and returned to their group.
Next was Yejin, and she sold her lips. She confidently told the bidders that her lips were one of the sexiest lips in the country and it sucked naturally good.
The bidders seemed to agree. What happened to Taehee happened to Yejin, too. The bid instantly reached 5 coins.
A man in his 50s came out as the highest bidder. He approached Yejin, grabbed her head, and pushed her down to kneel. It looked rude. The other players asked him to be gentler, and he just shyly smiled.
Yejin pulled his pants down and started giving him oral. Strongly and passionately, Yejin cocked, giving her best sucking that old penis with white pubic hair.
Since there were only five minutes, the old man grabbed her head and started pounding her mouth.
In the middle, he pulled her head up and kissed Yejin aggressively before returning to him between his legs.
Before five minutes were up, he already reached his climax and made Yejin drink the drip of his cum. Yes, he didn’t let out that much.
With a few minutes left, he enjoyed Yejin’s lips as much as he did.
At last, his time was over.
The next players, Haha and Kwangsoo, couldn't sell anything even with their desperate pitch sale.
Then, another big player came. It was Hyekyo’s turn.
Just as everyone predicted, she sold her ass and the highest bid was 5 coins.
Kangjeon’s turn. He easily sold his dick for 5 coins to that one 19-year-old female bidder. Thanks to his pretty face, Kangjeon had all the female bidders crazy for him.
He had sex with that 19-year-old in public. That girl cried when he took her virginity. Kangjeon apologised, but she didn’t mind since her first time was with a handsome man like him. To make it up, Kangjeon gave her the best and made it the best sex she would ever taste.
Kangjeon’s impressive performance and that muscular dick made all the guests in awe.
In the end, Kangjeon couldn’t reach his climax, but it was enough to make that girl happy. He returned to his seat with a big bulge in his pants. Hyekyo who sat next to him sneaked her hand under Kangjeon’s pants and stroked his dick. They smiled at each other as they tried to make it subtle.
The next player plays, and the next player plays.
The last big player, Jihyun, tried to sell her armpit. It went pretty well and gave her 3 coins for letting her bidder lick and rubbing his dick on Jihyun’s clean armpit.
Then, it was Somin’s turn once again.
What the players could sell was quite limited. Running Man girls had a hard time competing with the guests, while the male members had it hard to competing with Kangjeon alone.
In the end, Kangjeon won the second round.
Result
1st Kangjeon = 14 coins
2nd Yejin = 8 coins
3rd Taehee = 6 coins
3rd Hyekyo = 6 coins
3rd Jongkook = 6 coins
6th Jihyun = 3 coins
7th Haha = 2 coins
7th Jaesuk = 2 coins
9th Jihyo = 1 coin
9th Seokjin = 1 coin
9th Kwangsoo = 1 coins
12th Somin = 0 coins
Current Standing
1st Team Kangjeon (+23 million running money)
2nd Team Jaesuk (+10 million running money)
3rd Team Jongkook (+10 million running money
4th Team Kwangsoo (+9.25 million running money)
5th Team Haha (+7 million running money)
6th Team Seokjin (+2.25 million running money
***
After taking a break for an hour, the final round was about to commence. The female players were guided somewhere separately while the male players were dispersed in various locations. Kwangsoo was alone on the fourth floor. People were greeting him, and he greeted them back nicely. It was evening, but the mall didn’t lose people.
Kwangsoo wondered what kind of mission they would do and asked the PD that was assigned to him about his partner, but he didn’t give any information.
After a while, Kwangsoo could hear a commotion. When he turned his head, his eyes almost popped to see his partner, Yejin, wearing a bunny maid/playboy maid. It was like a complete set from the standardised costume that consisted of a corset teddy, bunny ears, black sheer-to-waist pantyhose, a bow tie, a collar, cuffs, and a fluffy cottontail. The cut of the corset was low enough to expose half of Yejin’s breasts, and as she walked, they jiggled erotically.
Of course, people couldn’t help but stare, including Kwangsoo, who couldn’t stop staring at Yejin’s sexy figure.
Yejin: “What are you looking at?”
She was embarrassed by the way Kwangsoo looked at her.
Kwangsoo: “I’m sorry, noona. But you are too erotic. Did they make you wear this?”
Yejin: “Ah, wearing this costume at my age. It’s extremely embarrassing.”
Kwangsoo: “Don’t worry. It suits you, noona. You look pretty.”
Yejin: “Suits me? You mean I’m lewd?”
Kwangsoo: “T-that’s not I mean.” That’s what he meant.
When Yejin and Kwangsoo were about to banter, their PD was explaining the game.
Kwangsoo’s PD: “Welcome to RABBIT SEASON.”
Yejin: “Is that the name of the game?”
Kwangsoo’s PD: “You can use or spare the money you have collected for this race. In this game, the female players are rabbits and the male players are hunters.
“Each rabbit has hit points that can be purchased as much as she wants. Also, there will be bounties. The top bounty will have the highest reward. From one to six, the order of the bounties will be decided based on how much you can pay the ante.
“As the hunters, the male players will hunt the rabbit, and the female players. They can’t hunt their teammates. The way you can kill a rabbit is by doing penetration either the vagina or the anus.
“There is a limit to how many times you can do penetration. In the beginning, you will only have ten bullets. One bullet means one penetration. You can buy and reload by purchasing the bullets through the PD that is assigned to you. One million running money equals ten bullets.
“At last, you can also recruit civilians by offering one million running money. You can use the recruits either as a watchdog or a hunting dog. As a watchdog, a civilian will be posted in an area you decide, and he/she can report to you what he/she sees. As a watchdog, the recruit will follow you to hunt the rabbit. They can grab the rabbit for you.
“In short, your running money can be used for 1) buying hit points (for rabbits); 2) setting the bounty (at the beginning of the game); 3) buying bullets (for the hunters); and 4) recruiting civilians.
“The hunting ground is the entire mall, and the hunters with the most money will come as the sole winner.”
Yejin: “Isn’t that complicated?”
Kwangsoo: “Indeed. We need to balance it well. I only have 9 million. I think no one will be too rash in spending their money. I mean, the money will be summed up in the end. But, I don’t think I can be competitive if I don’t spend. Since I can’t hunt my teammate, I can’t deliberately put you on the top bounty.”
Yejin: “Anyway. How much do we need to bet for the bounty? The higher my bounty, the more people will hunt me.”
Kwangsoo: “I don’t think they will bet that much since they still need to buy bullets. How many hit points will she get for one million?”
Kwangsoo’s PD: “One million running money for 10 hit points. Also, each rabbit has 10 hit points at the beginning.”
Kwangsoo: “Noona, do you need that many hit points? As long as you are good at running, we don’t need to spend that much.”
Yejin: “I don’t think that's how it works.”
After a long discussion, they decided how much they would invest. Kwangsoo was insisting they didn’t need to put that much in the bounty and hit points. He wanted to focus on the offence.
Not long after,  the information about the bounty was released. Kwangsoo’s PD showed the bounty to Kwangsoo and Yejin through his tablet.
Bounty
Jihyo 10 million 10 HP
Hyekyo 7 million 30 HP
Somin 6 million 20 HP
Yejin 4 million 20 HP
Jihyun 3 million 20 HP
Taehee 2 million 60 HP
Kwangsoo: “Isn’t Jihyo-noona a steal? Seokjin hyung is too poor to invest. He didn’t invest anything.”
Yejin: “Not bad.”
Kwangsoo: “Ah, Kangjeon overdone it. He is basically flexing his money after he hit big during the second game. Noona, no matter what, don’t let Kangjeon take you down. We still have a chance.”
Yejin: “Leave it to me.”
There were ten minutes before the game officially started. Kwangsoo spent 2 million to recruit 2 healthy young men as hunting dogs. After he explained the rule, they were ready to start the game.
The main PD was announcing the start of the game through the sound system of the mall. Thus, the final round began.
Kwangsoo walked together with Yejin and his hunting dogs on the second floor. Yejin asked him to protect him, even though he felt it was a nuisance.
KW HD #01: “Are you going to hunt Jihyo-ssi?”
Kwangsoo: “Nope. I know Jihyo-noona is the best chance I have to win the game, but… I just want to fuck Hyekyo.”
KW HD #02: “Isn’t she your best friend’s ex? Is this kind of fetish?”
Kwangsoo: “Don’t randomly assume.”
They were whispering and laughing. Meanwhile, Yejin, who walked behind them, didn’t know what they had just talked about.
Suddenly, he found a young lady wearing a blue vest on the escalator staring at them. Then, she put out a handheld transceiver.
Kangjeon: “Blue. It’s Kangjeon’s watchdog! RUN NOONA, RUN!”
KJ WD #01: “Bunny Yejin is sighted on the second floor.”
Kwangsoo thought they had a chance to escape, but unfortunately, Kangjeon was on the second floor when he received the report. He and his two hunting dogs appeared from the direction they had run.
Hoping for help, Yejin called for Kwangsoo’s name. But a betrayal was what she got. Kwangsoo just left her getting pinned on the floor by Kangjeon’s hunting dogs.
Yejin: “YA! LEE KWANGSOO!”
Kwangsoo kept running with his hunting dogs following. But he stopped after gaining some distance.
Kwangsoo: “Hey, do you two want to watch?”
KW HD #02: “Can we?”
A random male citizen was watching Yejin from afar through his phone. It was the latest phone that could zoom in extra long and still get a clear picture. Kwangsoo stopped and watched it together with the civilian and his hunting dogs.
While the other civilians around were watching, Yejin’s head was pinned to the floor by one of the hunting dogs together with her hands on the back of her head. The other one was holding her feet. She lay flat with her breasts pressing against the cold, dirty floor.
Kangjeon didn’t open the costume and just created a gap in the bottom part of the corset where it covered Yejin’s crotch. Then, he ripped her pantyhose and made a clear view of her pussy.
Without wasting time like Kwangsoo, he pounded Yejin. At first, it was rather fast but he slowed down as he enjoyed pounding her married pussy.
Yejin: “Ah! AHH! AGH!”
Her groans were heard on the half of the second floor. Meanwhile, Kwangsoo and his hunting dogs were masturbating while watching their teammate being gunned down.
KW HD #01: “Shit! She is so hot.”
Kwangsoo: “I know, right?”
Kwangsoo’s personal VJ couldn’t say anything about his screwed-up decision.
It didn’t take that long for Yejin’s HP to dry up. And an announcement was made.
“SON YEJIN, OUT! SON YEJIN, OUT!”
Yejin, with her eagle eyes, saw Kwangsoo from afar. Before she could scream at him, they ran to the third floor.
And after wandering for a while, from what he saw, only Kangjeon, Jaesuk, and Haha were using watchdogs. He also learned how to detect players by listening to the crowd, especially for the bunnies, people would create commotion if they passed through.
12 minutes into the game, there was another announcement.
“SONG JIHYO, OUT! SONG JIHYO, OUT!”
Kwangsoo: “Jihyo-noona is already out? Ah, it means people will start to put Hyekyo-ssi as a priority. Shit.”
Without any watchdog, Kwangsoo had a hard time spotting bunnies and was mostly beaten by other hunters.
19 minutes into the game, there was a hunt between Jongkook and Kangjeon over Somin. Kwangsoo didn’t feel like competing with them because it looked brutal. After all, both players had their hunting dogs with them.
Not knowing who won, but Kwangsoo heard the announcement for Somin’s exit.
Kwangsoo was feeling pressured since there were not many bunnies to hunt.
But maybe finally the goddess of luck blessed him. He heard a commotion on the fifth floor, and when he reached the floor, he found Bunny Hyekyo. On top of that, there were no other hunters’ watchdogs. It was a golden chance.
Hyekyo in a bunny suit looked lewd, and the male people surrounding her probably agreed. Between tension and erection, Kwangsoo ordered his hunting dogs to catch Bunny Hyekyo.
Kwangsoo: “BLOCK THE EXIT! SURROUND HER!”
Hyekyo was shocked to hear Kwangsoo’s voice. Unfortunately, she was kind of late to escape the floor and eventually was surrounded by Kwangsoo’s team.
Hyekyo: “Oh, I’m done for.”
Kwangsoo’s watchdogs were slightly distracted by Hyekyo’s jiggling breasts as she was moving constantly. Fortunately, when she wanted to use that chance to escape, they had enough time to block her and made her step back.
Kwangsoo: “Ya! Ya! Ya! Focus!!”
Hyekyo: “Aish. Almost.”
The crowd was gathering to watch the hunt. After making the circle closer, they were finally able to catch Bunny Hyekyo.
Just by touching her, Kwangsoo and his hunting dogs were fully erect. Adrenaline aroused them even better.
Circled by the crowd, they made Hyekyo kneel. Each of the dogs held her arms behind her with one hand while the other hand held her shoulder.
Hyekyo: “Agh! That’s hurt. Do you need to do this? It’s embarrassing. Gunned me down. Don’t waste any time. Let’s just finish it.”
That was what she asked, but Kwangsoo had another idea. He started unzipping Hyekyo’s corset and revealed her sweaty back. The revelation made his team hold their breath.
Getting more aroused, he wanted more than just a naked back. Kwangsoo went far by forcing Hyekyo to pull down her corset and revealing her naked top.
Hyekyo: “W-what the hell? Kwangsoo-ssi! You are overdoing it!”
Kwangsoo: “T-trust me. It’s for the show. I’m trying to make it more interesting.”
With her hands being locked by the hunting dogs, Hyekyo couldn’t ever cover her breasts. Hyekyo’s face was bright red, and she tried to hide it.
Kwangsoo touched her back, feeling her warm and damp. His head was flying high from the excitement.
Kwangsoo: “How many hit points does she have again?”
Kwangsoo’s PD: “30 HP.”
Kwangsoo: “I’ll buy two bullets for two million.”
Kwangsoo’s PD: “Confirmed.”
Hyekyo: “Just hurry, Kwangsoo-ssi.”
Kwangsoo: “Okay. Where do you want me to do it?”
Hyekyo: “I don’t care. Just hurry up. It’s embarrassing.”
Kwangsoo pulled the corset even further and revealed Hyekyo’s butt. The dark anus between her damp plum butt cheeks looked so amazing. Kwangsoo decided to have his dick enjoying being crushed in her ass while slapping her butt with his crotch.
But the thing was, he could only pound her 30 times. He thought, when he finished, it would be at the climax of joy, and it would leave him frustrated.
Thus, rather than penetrating her right away, Kwangsoo decided to stroke his dick first, shamelessly in public.
Kwangsoo: “O-ohh.”
Staring down at her butt and Hyekyo’s embarrassed face was so amusing. Kwangsoo is enjoying his masturbation.
Hyekyo: “What is that sound? Kwangsoo-ssi, why do you sound creepy? Why haven't you penetrated me yet?”
Kwangsoo: “Just wait a little bit more.”
After a few minutes of masturbating, Kwangsoo had his dick at its peak. It was throbbing violently and already leaking cum.
Kwangsoo: “Shit. I think I’m overdoing it.”
Hyekyo: “What?”
Kwangsoo: “Nothing. Here I go, Hyekyo-ssi. I’m putting it in your ass.”
Hyekyo: “Yes. Hurry.”
Gently, Kwangsoo stretched her anus and then shoved his dick deep into her ass.
Kwangsoo: “O-oouughh!”
Hyekyo: “G-geeuuh~”
Kwangsoo’s heart was beating fast. He was sweating so much and he almost cum right at the first penetration. A few seconds ago, he could feel his cum was about to burst when Hyekyo’s ass squeezed the hell out of his dick.
Calming himself, he caught his breath. Staying inside Hyekyo’s ass, quite deep. His hands were holding onto her waist with great tremor.
Hyekyo: “W-what are you waiting for? Hurry, pound me!”
Kwangsoo: “Yes! Yes! That’s one… Then… Two!”
Hyekyo: “Ahh!”
Kwangsoo: “Three!”
Hyekyo: “Geuh~ Faster!”
Kwangsoo: “Four! Five! Six!”
Gritting, Kwangsoo tried his best to not cum until he finished emptying Hyekyo’s hit point. It was joyful but devastating at the same time. Like a ticking bomb, since it could explode anytime, Kwangsoo felt so anxious.
But he could endure and eventually almost reached 30 in the count, and he was already at his limit.
Kwangsoo: “26! Almost there.”
Hyekyo: “Y-yes. Why do you sound so exhausted already? H-hold on! What is this leaking inside my ass?”
Kwangsoo: “27!”
Hyekyo: “Is it what I think it is?”
Kwangsoo: “28! 29!”
Hyekyo: “Oh my god! He’s gonna do it inside me!”
Kwangsoo: “THIRTY!!!”
As he hugged Hyekyo’s waist, Kwangsoo’s dick exploded its cum. A load of fresh, hot, and sticky liquid filled Hyekyo’s ass. It kept coming and ended up leaking.
Kwangsoo pulled it out, but it was still coming. He poured the rest on Hyekyo’s back, a little above it, as if he were watering a plant. It spread not only on her back but also on her hair. Of course, people around them couldn’t help but take pictures.
Hyekyo: “Oh, fuck!”
It would haunt Hyekyo forever once the pictures hit the internet. This was one of the reasons why actors were reluctant to appear in variety shows because their image could be tarnished.
Not long after, even before Kwangsoo finished pouring his love juice on Hyekyo’s back, an announcement was made.
“SONG HYEKYO, OUT! SONG HYEKYO, OUT!”
With Bunny Hyekyo gunned down, the current top hunter’s money couldn’t be chased anymore. So, the race was concluded.
Everyone met up in a cafe after a short break. The female players had changed into their team clothes after cleaning themself.
Then, the PD showed them the result of the last race.
Result
Team Kangjeon 10 million running money
Team Jaesuk 15 million running money
Team Jongkook 8 million running money
Team Kwangsoo 7.25 million running money
Team Haha 2 million running money
Team Seokjin 2.25 million running money
Due to their strategy to save up their money and focus on hunting the top bunny, Jaesuk and Hyekyo came out as the winners. Meanwhile, Kangjeon, who had invested so much and planned to hunt as many bunnies as he could, came short. Actually, at the end of the game, Kangjeon had locked Hyekyo’s location, but Kwangsoo, who focused on hunting Hyekyo, got her first. Kangjeon regretted that he didn’t focus on one target, misread how much money the other player used, and invested too much. If he didn't invest in anything, he could have won the race quite easily.
Jaesuk and Hyekyo came to the front at the centre of the frame. Then, the staff gave him a placard that said about 10 million donations under his and Hyekyo’s names.
After thanking all the guests, the high-profile actors, for participating, Jaesuk closed the episode.
[END]
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LNS : Running Man Season 2
Episode 01 - The Warm-Up Race (EP01S02)
Set in a world where K-pop is a porn industry and porn itself is way lenient for public consumption. Celebrities flashing their assets on national TV channels is a common view.
Snowy outside, but there was a warm wooden cabin filled with SBS staff. Jongkook was the first one to come, and he went straight to put on his mic. Alone, for now, he stood in front of numerous cameras. Not long after, Haha and Jaesuk entered. Jaesuk teased Jongkook about how thin his clothes were since it was summer, but Jongkook also teased them for wearing clothes too thick. Jihyo, Somin, and Seokjin came together with Somin wrapping Jihyo’s left arm while Seokjin walked behind them. And, the last one to come was Kwangsoo.
Jongkook and Jaesuk argued again. Jaesuk told him that he dressed properly for the weather and threw Seokjin under the bus since he dressed the thickest. He asked how many layers Seokjin had. The oldest couldn’t say anything except say he was old now and couldn’t handle winter like he used to.
Just like usual, for the opening, they were standing together in front of the cameras–from left to right: Jihyo, Somin, Seokjin, Jaesuk, Jongkook, Haha, Kwangsoo. As the MC, Jaesuk warmed up the situation by updating them about the members’ lives.
When he thought it was enough, Jaesuk officially opened the show. He began by asking the members to greet the viewer.
All members: “Annyeonghaseyo viewers!”
Seokjin: “Don’t walk, run!”
Haha:“(Laugh) That’s our old slogan! You still remember. Respect!“
Seokjin looked proud. Somin and Haha teased him.
Jaesuk: “It’s been a while, but we are here after a long break with the second season of Running Man. Just like we know, our show airs quite late at night. The first person that worries me is Kwangsoo.”
The members gave a small laugh, and Kwangsoo was ready to protest.
Kwangsoo: “Waeeeee???”
Jaesuk: “That brat, we know how dirty he plays when our rating is under 12. Now, our show is 18+ in rating, he will be more disgusting.“
Kwangsoo: “Aniyo~ I’m not like that anymore.“ He smiled suspiciously at his camera.
Jaesuk: “Uhm, sadly, Sechan can’t join us for a personal reason.“
Haha and Seokjin teased Somin since her “boyfriend” wasn’t there anymore. Cheerfully, she followed their play and pretended to be sad.
Jaesuk: “I know, right? Somin is supposed to be sad, but she can’t stop smiling.“
Jihyo: “We all know the reason.”
The rest of the members nodded.
Jaesuk: “Without further ado, let’s introduce our new member: Kangjeon!“
A tall flower boy entered the frame. He was tall but not taller than Kwangsoo. At first glance, he looked introverted, and Jaesuk understood because it was his first variety show and a fixed member on top of that. Everyone showered him with applause. Somin was hopping like a bunny. Kwangsoo showed his disgust at her excessive reaction.
Kwangsoo: “I hate it when she shows that face.”
Somin: “Waeee? What’s wrong with my face, oppa!”
After the new member stood between Jaesuk and Jongkook, he hadn’t even introduced himself. Everyone was teasing Somin, and he waited.
Jaesuk: “Alright, Kangjeon-ah, please introduce yourself to the viewers.“
Kangjeon: “Annyeonghaseyo, I’m Kangjeon. I will do my best.“
Seokjin: “Too stiff, too stiff.”
Kangjeon: “I’m sorry.”
Jihyo: “Why did you sound bossy, oppa?”
Jaesuk: “His bad attitude hadn’t changed. Ya! Give him a break. He is a newcomer. Anyway, uhm, Kangjeon is in his 20s.”
Jongkook: “Our average age drops big time.”
Jaesuk: “Geurae. He is young and handsome. I acknowledge him as the most handsome man among us, after me.“
Kwangsoo: “That shameless brat!!”
Once again, they fought. The family vibe was thick. Their banter lasted for a while before the PD cut them. Jaesuk didn’t need to introduce Kangjeon because he was a fairly known actor, a rising newcomer.
PD: “Welcome to the second season of Running Man. We actually have prepared a simple race for our first episode, but we scrapped it due to the bad weather.”
Jongkook: “Too bad.”
PD: “So, we plan another race, a simple one. Since it has been a long time since the first season and we have a new member here, we will have a race named WARM-UP RACE!”
The members were keenly listening to the direction.
PD: “We will have three rounds. Everyone except the top three from each round will get a running ball. The amount depends on your standing: 4th place, 1 ball; 5th place, 2 balls, and so on. At the end of the race, we will do a lottery and two members will be punished. The winner will be decided by whoever has the fewest balls.
“As for the prize, the winner will get a name tag made of gold.”
Haha’s eyes looked sparkling when the PD showed them a case with a Running Man name tag made of gold in it.
Kangjeon: “Is that real gold?”
Seokjin: “It is. We often used gold in the past as prizes.”
Jihyo: “Woah, you spent a lot on the first episode.”
Seokjin: “I can’t sell it, can I?”
Jaesuk: “Wae? Hyung, are you in debt? (Joking tone)”
Somin: “Is your stock failing you?”
Seokjin couldn’t help but laugh at the teasing.
Kwangsoo: “No wonder you look thin nowadays.”
Seokjin: “Ani~ I’m just asking.”
PD: “Shall we go for the first round?”
The PD interrupts them at the right moment.
Jaesuk: “What are we playing?”
PD: “The first game is called ENTWISTED.”
Kangjeon: “ENTWISTED?”
PD: “You will play Twister. In a tournament format, you will have a one-on-one. Whoever makes their opponent fall is the winner.”
TRIVIA! Twister is a game where you are challenged to put your hands and feet at different places on the mat without falling over.
PD: “We aren’t using spinners. The opponent should call the desired spot himself. We have decided on the pairs through the lottery.”
The PD showed the pairs on a board:
First match: Jihyo vs Kwangsoo
Second match: Seokjin vs Kangjeon
Third match: Jongkook vs Jaesuk
Fourth match: Somin vs Haha
The Twister mat was placed, and the first match began right away. Kwangsoo and Jihyo dressed quite thickly. Playing Twister in such thick clothes would be hard. To help them win, they took off a lot of their clothes and left only their shirt and trousers. Visibly, Jihyo’s nipples are poking. Her personal camera didn’t miss the chance and zoomed in on them. Everything for the rating. Jihyo hadn’t realised, and she would only know when the show aired. Still, there would be no problem because all the members had consented if they showed their bodies.
Jihyo: “Fuck! It’s cold.”
Kwangsoo: “I miss your cursing, noona.”
Jaesuk: “Okay. Take off your shoes. Step onto the mat.”
The Twister mat had 4x6 dots on the surface. Four columns were colored differently: (from left to right) green, yellow, blue, and red. Jihyo stood on the side where her left was green, and Kwangsoo was red (the opposite).
Kwangsoo: “I’ll start. Left foot on green.”
At ease, Jihyo put his left foot on the first green spot from her side. Jongkook commented that Kwangsoo’s attack was weak.
Jihyo: “Left foot on red.”
Unlike Jihyo, Kwangsoo took a big step. His left foot stepped on the third red spot from his side. He put his right foot on the outer edge of the third green spot. After securing his standing, Kwangsoo attacked right away.
Kwangsoo: “Right hand on blue.”
There was nothing wrong with the call until Jihyo did it. Since Jihyo wasn’t flexible, her hand couldn’t reach the second spot. It was either the third or fourth. Jihyo decided to put her hand on the third blue spot.
Then, *THUD* her face hit Kwangsoo’s crotch. Jihyo was startled and tried to pull her face as far as she could while not letting her hand leave the spot. But Kwangsoo just chased Jihyo’s face and rubbed his crotch on it. Jihyo looked so pissed.
Jihyo: “YAAA!! LEE KWANGSOO!”
Jaesuk: “What did I tell you? He would be even dirtier.”
Kwangsoo: “Isn’t this the reason why our show time changed to late at night?”
Cameras zoomed in on Jihyo's pretty face, who was struggling as Kwangsoo choked her with his crotch. To make it worse, a bulge appeared on his crotch, and it got bigger and bigger.
Jihyo: “Ya!!!! Are you having a boner on me?!!”
Seokjin: “Hahahaaha he is trash.”
Kwangsoo: “Sorry, noona. It’s a natural call.”
Somin: “He doesn’t want to proceed with the match. Hahaha, oppa, (slapped Seokjin’s shoulder.) he doesn’t proceed.”
Haha: “Ya! Aren’t you going to attack?”
Kwangsoo: “I’m still thinking about how I should attack.” He had a mischievous smile on him. Clearly, he showed no will to continue and kept Jihyo’s face on his crotch. Other than winning, Kwangsoo also enjoyed having Jihyo’s face down there.
To make it worse, Kwangsoo unzipped his pants.
Jihyo: “Sinja! This trash. He’s–uhmmph!”
His dick rubbed Jihyo’s face. She closed her eyes tightly so it wouldn’t slip into her mouth. Kwangsoo didn't use his turn and just kept rubbing Jihyo's face.
Still, Jihyo didn’t want to give up even though Kwangsoo used a dirty attack on her. Being treated like that just pumped her fighting spirit. She could hold the foul smell of Kwangsoo’s genitalia.
Jongkook: “Jihyo-ya, just bite it.”
Kwangsoo was shocked to hear what Jongkook had just said. Since it was Jihyo, he believed she would do it.
And his hunch was right. He could feel Jihyo opening her mouth as his dick touched her teeth.
Kwangsoo: “WAIT! NOONA, WAIT!”
He pulled his crotch but Jihyo was too pissed to let him go. Since she couldn’t bite his dick, she headed his dick as strong as she could.
Kwangsoo: “AGH!!!”
Just looking at his ugly expression, everyone knew how painful it was. Kwangsoo fell in remorse–his foot was pulled from the spot he was supposed to step on.
Jaesuk: “He deserves it.”
PD: “Lee Kwangsoo OUT. The first-round winner is Song Jihyo.”
The first match ended with Kwangsoo’s loss, and Somin was worried about her match since the members were inspired to do the same dirty thing as Kwangsoo.
In the second match, Seokjin vs Kangjeon. It was easy for Kangjoon since he was younger and more flexible. Seokjin tried to play dirty but it didn’t work.
Then, in the third match, Jongkook vs Jaesuk. Jongkook’s strategy was to block Jaesuk’s way. When the match began, he jumped and put his foot on the second blue spot from Jaesuk’s side. In the end, Jongkook won.
The fourth match, Somin vs Haha. Somin’s left spot was green while Haha's was red.
Somin: “Haha-oppa, let’s play it humanely.”
She clearly worried that Haha would play as shamelessly as Kwangsoo. But he was worse.
Haha: “Jeon Somin… Right nipple on blue.”
Somin: “HUH? Is that allowed?”
Haha: “We don’t play standard Twister, right? We are Running Man.”
Kangjeon: “He is crueller than me.”
PD: “I’ll allow it.”
Somin: “Fine! (pissed)”
She came down and let her right breast on the third blue spot in the middle. Little did she know, Haha could be really petty.
Haha: “Do it right, Somin-ah.”
Somin: “What are you talking about, oppa? I’m doing it.”
Haha: “I don’t know if your nipple is really touching the spot or not.”
Somin: “So, you want me to take out my breast? Fine! I should have known.”
Bitterly smiling, Somin started unbuttoning her shirt. In front of the camera, staff, and the members, she showed her B-cup and hard nipple due to the cold, just like Jihyo. Then, she went down once again and touched the blue spot with her nipple.
Haha: “I (chuckled) can’t believe she did it.”
Somin: “Alright. My turn. Penis on yellow.”
Haha: “Ya, ya, ya… That’s so weak.”
Shamelessly, Haha unzipped his pants and after taking out his dick, he squatted to let his dick touch the yellow spot next to where Somin put her nipple. She needed to make a room for Haha to be able to put his dick and her position was tilted.
Somin: “Oh my!”
Couldn’t hold her position, she fell, and thus, Haha was announced as the winner.
Haha: “YEAAAHH!! (behaved childishly)”
Somin: “Argh, it’s frustrating me (in a joking manner).”
Jaesuk: “Ya, Jeon Sobari. Put your breast back first.”
After Somin’s match, the game ran pretty tamely. Most of them followed the rules properly. Kangjeon easily beat Jihyo, and Jongkook beat Haha. By the time the first game was over, Jongkook came as the winner. Kangjeon was the runner-up. Haha had a match with Jihyo for third place. Even though he played as dirty as he played Somin, Jihyo was able to beat him. The rest was decided by rock-paper-scissors.
The result:
1st: Jongkook
2nd: Kangjeon
3rd: Jihyo
4th: Haha (1 running ball)
5th: Seokjin (2 running balls)
6th: Kwangsoo (3 running balls)
7th: Jaesuk (4 running balls)
8th: Somin (5 running balls)
***
After the first game, the members had a half-hour break. They waited for the next game in the room next to where they shot while the staff prepared for it.
PD: “Alright, everyone. Please come.”
Running Man members came from the room where they rested. They returned in front of the camera in different positions–from left to right: Kwangsoo, Kangjeon, Somin, Seokjin, Jaesuk, Haha, Jihyo, and Jongkook.
Just like before, Jaesuk opened the section once again, but shorter.
Jaesuk: “Kangjeon is so chatty, but he turned introvert in front of the camera.”
Seokjin: “He is an actor. He needs to keep his image.”
Kangjeon: “I’m just shy.”
Jaesuk: “So, what are we gonna play?”
PD: “The second game is WHITE WALKER. It’s basically a zombie game.”
Jongkook: “Zombie? Ah, ‘white walker’.”
Seokjin: “What? You know something.”
Jongkook: “It’s the name of the zombie from Game of Thrones. Geurae! We are in winter.”
Haha: “I bet Seokjin didn’t know Game of Thrones.”
Somin: “He only watches his stock.”
Jaesuk: “And he still red (Seokjin slapped Jaesuk’s left shoulder.)”
PD: “Let me explain the game. The game area will be this room, with the staff area as the border. Everyone will have a turn as a zombie while the rest will be human. You get a point if you can make a human say something, and the human will get 2 points if he/she could survive. The humans will be given time to hide. After that, the light will be turned off. The humans and the zombies must fight in the darkness.”
Jongkook: “So, I will be out if I make a sound from my mouth.”
PD: “That’s right. As a zombie, you need to try your best to make them make a sound.”
Jongkook: “I can just break their bones.”
The staff laughed at Jongkook’s joke.
Kwangsoo: “He said a scary thing again.”
PD: “Every round will last five minutes. Please try your best. Then, for the first round. The zombie is… Kangjeon.”
Kangjeon: “Ok!”
The maknae was directed to stand in the middle of the area. After shutting his eyes, the other spread. Then, the light was switched off. The windows from the outside were blocked and turned the room pitch black.
A whistling sound from the PD started the game.
Kangjeon: “Oh! It’s so dark. I start now, right?”
PD: “Yes, you can start.”
Blindly, he walked with his hands spread, trying to sniff the other members.
Kangjeon: “Hmmm, I think I heard something here. Who are you? AH!! GOT YOU!”
Beginner's luck, Kangjeon grabbed someone, a male member. He tried to break away, but Kangjeon could overpower him. Judging by the size, Kangjeon knew it was Haha.
Kangjeon: “It’s Haha-hyung! Please say something.”
Haha: “OUCH! Kangjeon-ah! You don’t need to pinch me that hard on my rib.”
PD: “Haha OUT!”
Haha: “I’m out. Shit. Ya, Kangjeon-ah…”
Kangjeon: “Yes, hyung?”
Haha: “Somin was hiding near me hahaha!”
Since Haha snitched on Somin’s location, she was found rather easily.
Kangjeon: “It’s hard to tickle Somin-noona.”
Haha: “Just pinch her as you pinch me.”
Kangjoon: “I can’t do that to a lady.”
Somin: “GYAAA!!”
PD: “Jeon Somin OUT!”
Haha: “What happened?”
Only the camera PD with night vision could see what happened. Seeing how Somin screamed, Haha guessed she made a sound not because Kangjeon tickled her.
Somin: “Ouh~ My heart! My heart!”
Haha: “Somin-ah, what happened?”
Somin: “Oh, Haha-oppa~ Kangjeon kissed me.”
Haha: “Kangjeon?”
Somin: “I never expected him to do that. I thought he was an innocent boy, but he was so good at kissing. I can feel his tongue slightly inside my mouth.”
Haha: “Ya, you were enjoying it too much. Kangjeon-ah said something.”
Somin: “He is shy! He is shy!”
There was no sound from Kangjeon except the little rustles he made while looking for the other humans.
PD: “Two minutes left.”
Kangjeon: “Got you!”
What he touched was a solid muscle. He instantly knew the human he had caught was Jongkook. Desperately, he tried to force Jongkook to make a sound, but it was pointless. Then, he changed his target and was able to make Jaesuk and Kwangsoo out.
Light on. The PD reviewed the first round. Kangjeon was able to oust four humans, so he got four points.
Somin wanted to talk about the kiss. The member teased her for being too happy. Kangjeon was too shy to handle Somin.
Then, the second round began, and the zombie was Jihyo. With the lights being killed, the round began.
Jihyo: “I can start, right?”
PD: “Yes.”
Jihyo: “Ok. Dojeon!”
As the zombie, Jihyo started her campaign. She didn’t need a long time before she met her first human. It was the tallest human.
Jihyo: “Ah, it’s Kwangsoo.”
She sounded at ease.
Kwangsoo: “OUUGHH!”
Suddenly, he made a sound, the sound of him dying. It hadn’t been long since Jihyo found him.
PD: “Lee Kwangsoo OUT!”
Kwangsoo: “S-SHE KNEE KICKED MY DICK!”
Jihyo: “(Laugh) I’m sorry, Kwangsoo-ya.”
After half-heartedly apologising to Kwangsoo, Jihyo returned to her task. It had been a while, but lucky Jihyo was back. She easily ousted Somin, Haha, and Seokjin. Jihyo still had a lot of time.
Jihyo’s instinct was amazing. Just based on her hunch, she could find the hiding human in the darkness. Another victim fell for her luck, Jaesuk was out.
When she only had two and a half minutes left, Jihyo found her match, Kim Jongkook. No matter how hard she tickled him or even punched him, Jongkook didn’t even flinch.
The time ran, and Jihyo just had a bold idea. Even though it was cold, Jihyo took off her top. Everyone was wondering what she was doing because Jihyo hadn’t moved from the spot–they knew from the rustling.
Jongkook was caught off guard when suddenly his pants were pulled off and Jihyo put his dick inside her mouth. Yes, it was the new Running Man, just like how dirty the previous game was; Jongkook should have expected it.
Somin: “What was that sound?”
She vaguely heard Jihyo’s slurping.
Nasty tongue movement and strong lips gripping his rod, the commander was gradually getting weaker.
PD: “One minute left.”
With no time anymore, Jihyo sucked his dick harder. She knew her oral play affected Jongkook. Slowly, she was getting there.
Getting even bolder, she pushed her d-cup onto Jongkook’s crotch, clamped his dick between her big breasts, and gave him a strong upward titjobs.
Jongkook was tortured as he held his mouth. Down there felt so good. Being careless and he would slip a groan.
Jihyo: “Oppa. How is it? Am I good? Seems like your dick is bigger than the last time I saw it. My breasts feel good, right?”
Her words shocked the members.
Jaesuk: “Ya! Jihyo-ya! What are you doing in this darkness?”
Jihyo: “What else, oppa?”
Jaesuk: “Don’t tell me you give him a blowjob.”
Seokjin: “She is.”
Kwangsoo: “Woah, I’m disappointed, Noona. You oust me by kicking my dick but you suck Jongkook-hyung’s dick.”
Somin: “I bet Jihyo-unnie had tried kicking Jongkook-oppa’s dick too but it’s not working.”
While the members were talking, Jihyo gave more power to her titjobs. She was fast and strong, but Jongkook was still able to hold on.
Not for long.
Jongkook: “A-aahh~”
Somin: “Oh! He moans! He moans!”
PD: “Kim Jongkook OUT!”
Jihyo’s win over Jongkook was just two seconds before the time was up. Right after the whistle was sounded, the light was turned on. Jihyo was still in the kneeling position, giving Jongkook titjobs.
Jihyo: “Shit”
She cursed when suddenly the light was turned on while she hadn’t dressed yet. Everyone saw her gorgeous breasts. Even though the show changed into more daring (18+), Jihyo hadn’t gotten used to it yet.
The game continued, and the third zombie was Jongkook. He completely ousted all the humans. There was a moment when Kwangsoo, as the human, bit Jongkook out of annoyance.
With his physical forte, Jongkook seemed unbeatable in that game. Everyone didn’t even try to aim for the first spot. By the time the second game ended, there was still no surprise, Jongkook took the top spot. Jihyo won second place while Somin was lucky to secure sixth place.
The result:
1st: Jongkook (0 balls in total)
2nd: Jihyo (0 balls in total)
3rd: Kangjeon (0 balls in total)
4th: Kwangsoo (+1 running ball and 4 balls in total)
5th: Jaesuk (+2 running balls and 6 balls in total)
6th: Somin (+3 running balls and 8 balls in total)
7th: Haha (+4 running balls and 5 balls in total)
8th: Seokjin(+5 running balls and 7 balls in total)
***
The third game began right away, and it was a name-tag game. All the rules were the same: rip other players' name tags behind their backs to oust them. But, there was a change for today’s race.
All the members were listening to the PD. From left to right: Kwangsoo, Jongkook, Haha, Somin, Jaesuk, Seokjin, Jihyo, and Kangjeon.
PD: “For today’s name tag game, we have a special rule.”
Jaesuk: “What is the rule?”
PD: “Since the sky is clear and warmer, we will play outside. Every player has more than one life, and the number of lives each player has depends on how many clothes she/he wore.”
Jihyo: “What do you mean?”
PD: “Every time you are ousted, you take off anything you wear. If you can still bear the cold and keep playing, you are fine.”
Jongkook: “So, it’s okay if I leave in underwear?”
PD: “If you can hold the cold, then yes. You’ll be sent to jail if you give up or you have no more clothes. To take off.”
Seokjin: “Then, I’m at an advantage. I mean, I’m wearing a lot of clothes right now.”
Jaesuk: “Are glasses counted too?”
PD: “No.”
Somin: “How about earrings?”
PD: “That’s not too.”
There were a lot of questions but the PD handled them well. After that, the members came outside and spread out. The arena was the whole winter resort excluding the building.
Right after the race started, Kwangsoo and Jaesuk allied themself. Together, they planned to take on Jongkook. To do that, it was better to recruit another member. Knowing Kwangsoo’s betrayal nature, there were intense situations, but their alliance remained intact.
Haha’s strategy was to stick to Jongkook. A big clash happened between his group and the Jaesuk group, who came with additional players like Seokjin and Kangjeon. Somin and Jihyo were together, watching from afar while the men were having a duel in the ski area.
At last, the fight happened. Just like usual, Jongkook was a menace. He ripped a lot of name tags, but he was also ousted four times. Since he wore thin layers of clothes, it left him in his pants. Jongkook didn’t want to play a name tag game in winter, wearing nothing but his pants, so he gave up and became the first player who be eliminated.
After the big fight, the alliance was dissolved. They ate each other and even chased Jihyo and Somin. Everything turned chaotic for a while. In the middle of that, Jaesuk gave up after being left only in his t-shirt and trousers. Kwangsoo called him weak because Jaesuk was still looking warm while he was left only in his singlet and trunks.
Then, everything was calmer after a while. Kwangsoo was left with his singlet and trunks; Haha still had his jacket but wearing trunks; Seokjin had his long john under his jeans and had a jacket for his top; Kangjeon had his warm sweater and trouser; Somin who was targeted by the weakling male members was only left in her underwear; and lastly, Jihyo had the same fate with Somin but she was slightly better, having her underwear off but wearing her jacket and pants instead.
Currently, Somin was clinging to Jihyo. They were hiding from the male members. Both were hiding in the small buildings, far from the ski area. Somin had her name tag stuck under her panties.
Jihyo: “Why are you following me?”
Somin: “I’m cold, unnie. Let me hug you. Your jacket looks so warm.”
Like a kid, Somin hugged Jihyo.
Jihyo: “Just give up. It must be cold while you are naked like that.”
Somin: “I want to try my best for the first episode.”
Jihyo: “Right. This is the first episode. I should try to survive as long as I can.”
Both looked determined. Alas, Kwangsoo found them. They sneaked behind them. Seomin slipped and fell on the snow when she found Kwangsoo behind her.
Jihyo: “Somin-ie! Are you okay?”
Somin: “My butt is cold but I’m okay, unnie.”
Kwangsoo: “Somin-ah, your body is trembling.”
Somin: “Then, let me go, oppa. I’m naked. I don’t have anything for me to take off.”
Jihyo: “Kwangsoo-ya, Somin is trying her best.”
Somin: “If you let me go… I’ll let you fuck me.”
Said with an indifferent expression, Somin’s desperate offer changed Kwangsoo’s expression. He was clearly interested.
Jihyo: “How about we try to oust him instead?”
Somin: “I don’t think we can oust him in our condition, unnie. I don’t have energy due to the cold.”
Jihyo: “Then, Kwangsoo-ya, can you let me go too?”
Kwangsoo: “What can you offer me?”
Jihyo: “This prick… I’ll let you touch my breasts.”
Kwangsoo: “Just touching?”
Jihyo: “That’s my offer, or we can just fight here. I believe I can give a good fight.”
Deep inside, Kwangsoo didn’t believe he could completely oust Jihyo because just like the other, he felt weak due to the cold.
Kwangsoo: “Okay. Deal.”
Those three walked together and hid the gap between the two buildings. After making sure they were safe, Jihyo, on the left, and Somin, on the right, leaned on the wall. Kwangsoo started fondling Jihyo while Somin started stroking his dick. Since it was cold, it was hard to get Kwangsoo erected, but Somin was experienced. Patiently, she made Kwangsoo’s dick steadily hard but it wasn’t enough.
Kwangsoo: “Somin-ah, we don’t have time. The others will find us.”
Somin: “I know, oppa. I’m trying my best. My hand even feels sore.”
Jihyo: “Kwangsoo-ya, don’t fondle me too hard.”
Kwangsoo. “Okay. But, noona, is it just me or your breasts are bigger?”
Jihyo: “What are you talking about? It’s just that it has been a while since you touched them.”
Somin: “Oppa, my hand is sore. It’s hard enough, right?”
Kwangsoo: “Not really. But that’s okay. Spread your legs wide.”
Just as he wanted, Somin spread her legs. Because of the game, and mostly because of the cold weather, she couldn’t take off her panties. So, Kwangsoo needed to slip his dick under her underwear.
The camera intensely stares at Somin’s crotch, which Kwangsoo tried to penetrate.
Somin: “A-ahhh slowly, oppa. Slowly.”
Kwangsoo: “You are still a crybaby, Somin-ah. There. Ahh, it feels good.”
Somin: “Your dick is as tall as your body, oppa. Ahh ahhhh~”
His hand was off Jihyo’s breast. She zipped her jacket back, and it seemed like Kwangsoo had forgotten about her.
Jihyo: “You don’t need my boobs anymore, right? You need to concentrate on Somin.”
After Kwangsoo gave her a slight nod, Jihyo left the scene. He put his all into Somin as he grabbed her waist hard and pounded her mercilessly. Since they were in the middle of the game, they needed to be careful. Being overwhelmed by Kwangsoo's wild pounds, Somin bit her right arm to shut her mouth from groaning. They didn’t want the other members to find them, especially while they were making out.
Somin: “Are you ahhh oouuhh done yet, oppa?”
Kwangsoo: “I’m trying my best, Somin-ah. Damn, your pussy is always crampy. Ahhh ahhh you treat it well.”
Haha: “YA, I THINK I SEE KWANGSOO CAME THIS WAY.”
Both Somin and Kwangsoo were startled. They hid behind the wooden barrel with their crotch still connected. Kwangsoo hurried Somin and his own VJ to hide, too.
Somin’s back was on the cold snow and Kwangsoo couldn’t let himself waste the chance to enjoy Somin’s pussy. While Somin was enduring the cold on her back, Kwangsoo kept thrusting her, but slower.
Three members appear–Haha, Kangjeon, and Seokjin. They were looking around where Kwangsoo and Somin were making out.
Somin: “We need to run.”
Kwangsoo: “Just wait. I’m about to finish.”
Somin: “We will be found, oppa.”
Kwangsoo: “Just a little more. I’m about to cum. Can I do it to your face?”
Somin: “We need to be more subtle. Just do it inside me.”
Kwangsoo: “Okay. Here I come, here I come, here I cooommee.”
Somin: “Uhm~”
After a while, Kwangsoo filled Somin with a lot of cum. The camera shot at Somin’s pussy that dripped Kwangsoo’s juice.
Satisfied with the exchange, Kwangsoo let Somin flee. Unfortunately, Haha found him. Being outnumbered, Kwangsoo sold Somin out.
Kwangsoo: “Somin is there! We need to eliminate whoever we can first. We need to eliminate the easier ones first so our rank will spike up.”
Somin: “That son of a bitch.”
Bitterly smiling, Somin ran while Kwangsoo, Haha, Kangjeon, and Seokjin chased her. Ganged by four men, Somin tried to seduce them with her naked figure, but old man Seokjin just charged at her.
After Somin was ousted, it was a battle royal. Chaos induced. Kangjeon and Kwangsoo had the edge since they were physically stronger than Haha and Seokin. Tricking Haha and Seokjin to oust Kangjeon, but those two got ousted by the maknae instead. In the end, it was a one-on-one between Kangjeon and Kwangsoo. In the end, being more experienced didn’t bring Kwangsoo to his win.
At last, the race was over. The members gathered, and they dressed properly. Somin still looked bitter after Kwangsoo’s betrayal–after she agreed to let him fuck her. They stood in a row, from left to right: Haha, Kangjeon, Seokjin, Somin, Jaesuk, Jihyo, Jongkook, Kwangsoo.
Kangjeon came out as the winner of the game. Then, the PD reviewed the race.
The result:
1st: Kangjeon (0 balls in total)
2nd: Kwangsoo (4 balls in total)
3rd: Haha (5 balls in total)
4th: Seokjin (+1 running ball and 8 balls in total)
5th: Jihyo (+2 running balls and 2 balls in total)
6th: Somin (+3 running balls and 11 balls in total)
7th: Jaesuk (+4 running balls and 10 balls in total)
8th: Jongkook (+5 running balls and 5 balls in total)
Somin: “Ah! I’m screwed.”
Jaesuk: “In the end, it’s me, Seokjin-hyung, and Jeon Sobari.”
Seokjin: “We can’t be so sure yet. It’s decided by lottery.”
Jongkook: “But we already have the winner.”
PD: “Right. With 0 running balls in possession, Kangjeon is the winner.”
All members celebrated calmly. They weren’t too excited, especially those with a lot of balls, since they would receive the punishment. The PD hadn’t announced the punishment, so they couldn’t assess how bad it would be.
Kangjeon came to the PD, and he received the golden name tag.
Kangjeon: “Thank you. Woah, is it made from real gold? It’s quite heavy. Yeoksi, Running Man.”
Everyone talked about how Kangjeon won the first episode since he was way younger than the other members. He was full of vigour and quite strong. They commented that they would be more aware of him in future games.
PD: “Now, for the punishment. It’s a custom whipped cream slap.”
Almost everyone looked at ease when the staff brought two confetti cannons. They used it a lot. The staff usually used whipped cream instead of confetti. Since the punishment wasn’t that bad, the members felt lighter.
After the closing, Jaesuk MCed the lottery. He stood next to the ball lottery to choose the losers who would take the punishment.
He pushed the button, and a ball with a member's name came out from the machine. With his hand, he covered the name. He built the tension by not announcing it right away. Then…
Jaesuk: “JEON SOMIN!”
Somin: “AAGHHHH!”
Feeling unfair, Somin punched Kwangsoo’s arm.
Kwangsoo: “Why did you punch me?”
He pretended to be innocent.
Jaesuk: “Next loser!”
Again, he pushed the button. Those with many balls looked uneasy. But the result was surprising.
Jaesuk: “SONG JIHYO!”
Jihyo: “Aish!”
Everyone except the losers was celebrating.
Seokjin: “She only has two balls, hahaha, but she is chosen.”
Jaesuk: “I thought it would be me.”
Their celebration annoyed the hell out of Jihyo and Somin, who walked to the centre to receive their punishment.
PD: “For your information, the whipped cream is mixed with semen.”
Jihyo and Somin looked surprised, but they couldn’t say anything. They knelt in front of the cannon.  After counting together, a load of whipped cream hit their face, both, cleanly. Their faces were covered with white. In some spots, people could see a different kind of white stuck on top of the cream.
Without cleaning their face, Jihyo returned to the pack as they tried to close the episode together.
PD: “Can you give me a comment about our new format?”
Jaesuk: “Comment? Uhm, I see we were playing normal games we usually play during the previous season, but it was mixed with our new format. If I compare it with the other shows in the same slot, we are still pretty tame. But, I remembered that the title of our race today is Warm-Up Race. So, I expect the next episodes will be more blatant and brutal.”
PD: “You can expect that.”
Somin: “Oh my god. I was naked and making out for the first time on a national TV channel, and you said it would get worse?”
Jaesuk: “Anyway. This is the end of our race. Thank you for watching. Please support us for the new season. We will bring more spectacle to the future race. KAMSAHAMNIDA!”
All members: “KAMSAHAMNIDA!”
Thus, the first episode ended well-known.
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