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Somewhere out there Brennan Lee Mulligan just woke up with a sudden fiery rage tearing throughout his body

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sorry, I'll be back later *gets gently stirred and dissolves in a glass of hot water*

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My top post of the year was about the Pope using a slur. 👁️👄👁️

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The thing i haven't really seen anyone acknowledge about the third time quangle but has been driving me crazy is that this is the main timeline aguefort. Like this is fansty high aguefort! Every other character is from an alt timeline except aguefort (fixing the time quangle is what he's doing while fansty high junior year is going on.) just normal aguefort is dating an alt version of lapin.

This is the only time quangle to have lore implications, and the lore implication is that aguefort is fucking lapin cadbury.

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Gorgug is the only person who can kill Arthur Agefort

Lapin and Agefort fuck nasty

"La petite mort", literally "the little death" is a euphemism for orgasms

There's a joke there, I'm just not funny enough to make it.

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time quangle proving once again that some of the best d20 out there happens when fabian's having The Worst Fucking Day

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New url y'all.

at-the-thistlespring-tree

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Special thanks to @chungledown-bimothy for not immediately snatching it up as soon as I had the idea, inspired by an old one of his lol

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Guys I had an idea and I will need all artists to adopt it if possible actually

Norman (perhaps in cooperation with Skip, perhaps as a surprise after Skip expresses interest in experimenting with hair dye) concedes the biggest part of his hair he's willing to sacrifice (a mid size chunk in the front) and dyes it, possibly with Marge's help.

He goes with light green of course.

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lapin is insane for being like "this is the worst group of people ive ever been around" about pete conlan, sundry sidney, kugrash, fabian, and adaine and then turn around to have sex with arthur aguefort and enjoy it. the double standards are astronomical

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guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

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"Lapin died 😢" Lapin is getting his back blown out by a master of chronomancy as we speak, death can't stop gay ppl, you should know this

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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

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Immediate, no-hesitation podium perching from our favorite bisexual gargoyle (/ref)

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Good trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing exactly what it looks like.

Great trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing something so unfathomable that the person who interrupted them can't even begin to attempt to figure out what the hell it is they're seeing.

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Good news everyone, I was so annoyed the post didn't give the episode I looked for it!

It's 02x19 Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds. Here's the link:

I was going through old episodes and was going to gif this, but....it's just not the same without being able to hear Brennan yell, "TITTIES!" So, video.