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thebitchlapin · 17 hours ago

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i want. creepy and freaky to be canon forever now.

if there is ever another season of unsleeping city. i want cody to just straight up be married to this alternate universe freak of loose baron. and i want to see how the rest of the dream team react to that

#time quangle spoilers #they're so perfect for each other /pos #i started watching uc2 because of how much i loved cody in the quangle lmao. i never finished s1 cuz i got spoiled and love kugrash too much

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thebitchlapin · 17 hours ago

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"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust

#me @ cody

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thebitchlapin · 18 hours ago

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The Brian David Gilbert episode of Very Important People is funny front to back but the best part is right after the reveal when Brian is clearly experiencing some kind of mad scientist gender euphoria. Me too.

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thebitchlapin · 18 hours ago

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The one time (up to all three times if you also count Noah and/or Sylvester) any of Ally's PCs have had romantic feelings for male characters that relationship was already established before the start of the campaign and I like to think (because it's the funniest interpretation) that that's because for the life of them, Ally cannot figure out how to play someone falling in love with a man

#least into men person of all time. absolutely iconic #ally beardsley #dimension 20 #also i haven't finished neverafter so idk how prominently tim's husband appears but like. noah is only fleetingly mentioned and sylvester is #played by grant who ally is really good friends with and has been for ages and i haven't finished that campaign either but i'm pretty sure #the exact nature of their relationship is pretty ambiguous. if i had to guess based on the parts i have seen like. qpr? ish? who knows #so like. tim's husband (forgot his name) is the only one who even definitely counts. which is a tiny percentage of romantic partners ally's #pcs have had over the years to begin with! especially since they've done the most side quests of any intrepid hero. i mean pete alone went #thru like 3 in two seasons anyway (which btw i think is a record of like. committed relationships of any d20 pc? i think? i mean not if you #divide by season ofc then i'm sure there's plenty that have had more (amathar comes to mind) but you get my point. i'm rambling anyway i #just thought this was a kind of funny lil observation. or maybe they're doing it on purpose lol #ally beardsley the comedian that you are

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thebitchlapin · 9 days ago

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my favorite thing abt gastronauts is that it seems two of the judges knows enough about cooking to sound competent and the third has never seen food in their life

#and that's why it's the best cooking show of all time #gastronauts

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thebitchlapin · 9 days ago

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