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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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they make me sick in the head

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i wasn't gonna add anything to the conversation because i often feel aziraphale and crowley, as characters, are too big for words but here i am anyway:

you wanna know the funny part about the final fifteen of good omens? aziraphale is right, actually

(and this isn't just a defense or explanation of his character or actions)

look - crowleys plan has always been "lets run away together" because that's what happened to him. he saw that the system of heaven didn't work, tried to fix it, and was shut out. he said "okay, you don't want my help. i'll never try to fix you again." and i do think that perspective is worth discussing. i do think sometimes all you can do is leave. but lets not forget what crowley would be leaving behind: earth and everything on it

listen - aziraphales plan has always been "work within the system" because that's all he's ever known. he's so good at hiding and finding loopholes that he thinks he's good enough to fix heaven, especially once he's in the hot seat. he says "we can make a difference" and our hearts break for crowley because we relate to his perspective more, but is aziraphale even wrong? and don't they - an angel and demon that built, lived in, fell in love with, and are watching the falling apart of the world - have a responsibility to try? furthermore, who will save it if not them?

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Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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Oh, I can tell what's going on:

Why is no one talking about the earring?!

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here he comes

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Asked if I would try

To leave this all behind

Halo round his head

Feathers in a bed

In our bed, in our bed

It’s sacrilege, sacrilege, sacrilege, you say

I’m pretty sure they put ecstasy in the end chorus of this song because it never fails to make me insane

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

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i sat down to draw some smut for the smut war and found this poor wip that has been sitting in my "to draw" pile since october

it seemed like an awfully fitting way to start 👁️👁️

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Idc what anyone says, you can pry Bottom!Crowley from my cold, dead hands.

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Year Ago Work Redraw !