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MAY I PLEASE ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

" Of course! BUT, You'll do the cooking, cleaning, the taxes, work 24/7 at superjail (no pay) AND most definitely NO kids! "

// also, anyone can marry him, if you want you can draw yourself over the y/n character! Just tag me :3

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I'm into little short guys with large heads.

BRING ME TO HIM.

I wanna give him all the kissies💖💖

" HERE! TAKE HIM! I don't get WHAT you see in Jared, considering he's so wrinkly and UGLY! And he also has NO sense of humor. "

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Whats ur favorite sleeping position???

" THIS ONE! I think. "

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I'm not sure what your favorite dishes are, but if so could I cook you pancakes ever morning??? 🥞 :D

" How did you know I love food!? I— Well, I mean if you insist. . "

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u r such a cutie pie can you arrest me i blew up an orphanage. i love you u r so cute

" Of course I can arrest you! My trusty Jailbot will escort you on inside and drop you into your new jail cell in a minute! Unless you belong in Ultraprison. "

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Heya Warden, You mind inflating yourself?

" I know what kind of man you are. "

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how's jared? what's he doin rn?

" Oh. This one's for JARED. "

" Wow, I don't think I've been asked this before. . ! ? "

" We'll, I've just finished checking on the budget for the creation of Prison-Punisher 4000 that the Warden installed recently, currently I'm finishing up the calculations between today's budget for food, electricity, Alice's payday and finally the machinery around superjail to next weeks budget! "

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What would be your ideal type? u like shyyy girls?? :)

" Alice. . . "

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awwwww you're so cute! I'm going to. Throw bricks. At your face

" JAILBOT, GET THEM!!!1!1!1!!!! "

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hey warden have you heard about- WHAT WAS THAT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT DID YOU SEE THAT JUST NOW

" WHERE!???!?!?? "

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Soo, what would it take to go out on a date with you♡? Mr warden?

Asking for a friend! Totally(not /j)

" Oh I know what this is all about. . Your friend is Alice! Well, there's only a few steps and rules to taking me out on a date! 1st, always make sure to open the door for me, 2nd, you will have to listen to me talk about my ideas of superjail and what I might add to superjail to make it super! 3rd, be sure to always bring me flowers! Especially roses. 4th, I'll pay for the date because I'm the man in the relation and obviously wear the fabulous pants here! There's a few more steps and rules but I would have to bring out the list. "

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i wanna bounce you up and down like a little rubber ball

" Your wish is my command! "

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I have a crush on you. I’m blushing so damn hard because, is my nose bleeding?

" Oh I know, everyone has a crush on me! Get in line, sweetheart! I've got millions on the list! "

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What's your favorite candy?

" ALL! Don't be afraid to get me some sweets, I don't bite! "

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Ligma

" What's ligma? Is there something I'm not getting?? "

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ummmmm can i turn u into slime and then stretch u all ova

" GO AHEAD! But be gentle! "

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how do you feel about the twins?

" They're. . . Okay? I just wish they didn't ruin my plans all the time!! "