D&D is my passion but my formal job is being a full-time bisexual .................. He/Him or She/Her please (18+)
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When I was a kid I read a ton of books that were definitely not appropriate for my age. One of two things would happen:
I was too inexperienced to understand what I was reading, and it had no effect on me.
I understood what I was reading, and I leveled up.
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For Timebomb sketches, maybe them braiding each other's hair?
domestic timebomb 🕓💣 + hair care
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Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion
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Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago
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timebomb painting each other before battle/getting ready for battle
Not quite u asked, but what I had in my head //
doodle im between comms
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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"i know you're still in there somewhere!" i mean yeah of course she is. i can hear her in my head and she's actually very much enjoying me possessing her. in fact our arrangement is quite arousing to her
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I knew you in another life, you had that same look in your eyes. I love you, don’t act so surprised.
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Weeping with unrestrained joy at the aquarium because I saw a fish
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A perfect snapshot of America in the trending articles from 12/6/24
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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
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