D&D is my passion but my formal job is being a full-time bisexual .................. He/Him or She/Her please (18+)
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BAM!!
I’m like really proud of this animation so I’m literally sharing it everywhere lol hope yall enjoy
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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.
“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.
i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.
i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.
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Hey, so I thought of this! (Pls be nice)
Since Hermes comes to Uber Ody(spoilers)...
Hermes Vs Calypso :p (bc Jorge said they were supposed to have a fight scene...)
My designs might change though.... 😭
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so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo
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au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now
its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement.
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brennan's full commitment to the bit leads to some of the most beautiful things ever created <3 give me more anime girl evan kelmp shadow immediately <3
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
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Had a dream that was apparently some YA story, where the protagonist was a 12-14-year-old kid who was inexplicably weak on the left side of his body and needed to use crutches to walk.
Then enters some distant uncle he never knew he had - who had been in the news some years earlier due to strangling a bear to death in self-defense, so the protagonist knew of him as some Florida Man type legend, but had no idea that Holy Shit The Bear Guy Is My Uncle - and the uncle explains that yeah no you've got a shard of magical powers lodged between your nerves. Wizard shrapnel. I feel like the uncle knew how it had gotten there but the protagonist didn't think to ask and the uncle wasn't volunteering the information.
And the process of getting the shrapnel removed was excruciating and turns out that the uncle may not have been as much "tough love because you need to get through this" type of a guy as just a harsh dickwad who was just feigning to be doing this for the kid's sake but was personally benefitting from this in some unseen way. But he wasn't lying about the shard thing, that thing needed to be removed, and getting it dislodged would allow the protagonist to get better and also unlock his dormant wizard powers.
Then once it was out neither of the two happened. The weakness was caused by something else and it seemed like he never had secret magic powers in the first place. I woke up.
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prepare for trouble, and make it--wait...something's not right here
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to be butch is divine
terfs fuck off
made in 2024
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Thomas Sankara in Concerning Violence (Olsson, 2014)
I love the perspective on the film, Fanon presented here: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/21/-sp-frantz-fanon-documentary-concerning-violence
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first semester studying marine biology: wow i'm really learning a lot about the ocean ^_^ i can't wait to get out in the field in a couple years and do my part to make the world a better place ^_^
third semester studying marine biology: the intersection of capitalism, imperialism, socioeconomic injustice, and environmental destruction has turned me into david lynch's cartoon of the dog that is so angry it cannot move. anti littering campaigns aren't enough i need to guillotine every petrochemical executive and stick their heads on pikes on the white house lawn
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While Vyad thinks and plans, we are gonna be on vacation next week for the Thanksgiving holiday! Next update will be on Friday, December 6! Have a wonderful break if you're in the US and I'll see you then <3
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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff
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