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Threw an empty plastic Easter egg at Tim for him to play with but he just... solemnly held onto it, thinking deeply about his newfound responsibility

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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

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they should make games 8 gb again

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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Mutuals do this

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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I always thought that funny animals referred to the less anthropomorphic side of the animal/furry/human scale

Furries shoulda never stopped calling themselves “funny animals” now you have to divide up into scalies and avians and such who don’t have fur. Plus it’s a lot harder for someone to bully people calling themselves “funny animals” without coming off like a joyless asshole who lacks whimsy

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it's gone

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

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Remember...

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Every redstoner will, at some point, try to make a chicken farm that produces a reliable number of chickens at a reliable pace.

Every redstoner will likewise eventually make a farm that goes out of control and produces All The Chickens.

Every redstoner needs this button as a failsafe when that happens.

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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

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it's time to create a fake distinction between squashed and squished where one of them is along a horizontal plane and one of them is along a vertical one and seeing how far i can take it

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so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

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his NAME is DOCTOR WHO and he wants to FUCK that BOX

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Reblog and name your voice crushes in the tags (i.e. irl people or fictional characters whose voices you find just irresistibly attractive)