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[COVERED IN BLOOD] haha. Maybe i will get promoted

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i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here

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love when a random secondary oc grips you by the neck for like three hours like Ok ive had three thoughts about you in my life but sure you can be developed now

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nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!

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mad when im not the first to come up with a joke on someones post. ok well my cool anf casual writing accent makes mine the superior verson. i cant typewell theres a mug in my way yes like a coffee mug and its blocking ,y hands a little

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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how it feels to find fruit in the fridge thats gone bad you forgot to eat

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imagine getting to be a werewolf and turning into this i would kill myself

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ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

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sun tzu also famously said "don't check the original post source it's different now"

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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

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A few weeks ago the ice maker began over-filling. Well, luckily this is a well understood part, found in, apparently, millions of refrigerators across several brands, it's easy to find the service manual, and in fact, the device was built to be easy to service. Removing and installing it is three hex head screws and one wire harness connector, and what's more it's got readily accessible test points and jumpers.

It's either the water valve (not part of the same unit) or something in the timing mechanism. The valve seems to turn on and off exactly as it should when I use the test activation points. And the ice maker is like 7 years old at this point, so we figure it must be that. Order a replacement, install. It makes smaller ice cubes which I think is actually great, a whole row fits sideways into my water bottles now.

But it's still overfilling. Apparently the common failure method for these valves is getting full of crud and being unable to clean them out. So another replacement part, another install.

It works! No more ice rink in the bottom of the ice bucket!

No, instead there's water underneath the fridge. I'm worried the inside connection on the valve is leaking whenever the ice maker goes, so we take it apart again. The space inside, under the valve, is not just dry but dusty. I guess it must've been the outside connection, just a slow steady trickle. We put teflon tape on the threads, just in case, install everything, and put it all back. No more leaks! Everything's dry!

Except the bottom of the ice bucket, because the ice maker is overfilling again.

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i hate fatigueee its so stupid. ohh when im home i'll do this or that Nope. replacing all of your bones with pure titanium now. Goodbye

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bad posts are a vital part of the ecosystem. words in treacherous orders