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what the fuck is happening to my instagram

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Took a pic of the sunrise out my office window and the interior lights made some cool reflections

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Tried using gouache, pretty cool

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You and jame’s dynamic is almost exactly like that of an evil mastermind and the really incompetent yet endearing goon who follows them around

True, but a critical element of our dynamic is that jame fucks with me. It's like if every once in a while the goon runs up and bites me on the leg REALLY hard and then runs away giggling.

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so true

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WOAHG whos GHIS cutie .,,

this is Sanyo.,, hes a sanyo crt model AVM-1309G.,, <3

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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32 members of the expedition were lost when they got eaten and turned into eggs by Yoshi

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and I am locked outside of mine.

my memory is an impenetrable fortress

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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

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THE SHAPE MY FUCKING CAT IS MAKING RIGHT NOW?

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I bring a sort of "it's wrong to hate people based on how or where they were born" vibe to political discourse that apparently right wingers and left wingers both don't really like

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first date...!

i think momo would seem super casual bc she doesnt wanna look like a tryhard but would spend hours picking out clothes and shoes etc w her besties, while okarun would wear the most formal clothes he owns to try and impress momo

anyways they went to the movies, the arcade, and a cafe in my head... (blows them up with my mind)

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