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fuck yes dragon tuesday

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waiter! Ohhhh waiter! This shit sucks, can you tell the chef to kill himself? Or herself- Or nonbinary self, haha! I’m just messing around. You know, my daughter has a gender identity, so it’s not like I discriminate or anything- but no yea this is filth

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dude it’s not a boypussy it’s a Manhole comeunto the sewer i got the teenage mutant ninja turtles in there we need yourr helppp. Yeah, the fucking rat too

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was sloppy joe a real man

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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reposting the time prison comic

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Fanart made at the same time and xie lian .. again

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Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

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tipping

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fucking. what?

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Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

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My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

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sorry my hands are dirty from eating salt and vinger chips *wiping them on your cheeks* girl you are so beautiful...