the song mamma mia is the equivalent of saying “i’m back on my bullshit”
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me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case
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“you still hate snape after all this time?”
“always.”
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My neighbor kid: HIII!!! HEEYYYYY, WHY ARE YOU- *starts running towards me very fast* WHY’S YOUR HAIR PINK???
Me, frantically struggling to unlock my front door: I don’t know!!!
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