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The Tao is unpredictable to those that live according to plans. Only those who have no agenda are in harmony with the Tao.

Lao Tzu (via purplebuddhaproject)

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“Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except yourself.”

Siddhārtha Gautama (via sacredcreatrix)

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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.

Buddha (via purplebuddhaproject)

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The more I see, the less I know for sure.

John Lennon (via purplebuddhaproject)

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Tattoo time. My husband (the guy recording) is a dork.

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Oh hey handsome! (at Helen Ga (North Georgia Mountains))

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Hey! I got him to smile. *pats self on back* Happy (Early) Anniversary, Sunshine.

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Tuesday. (Part one)

Hey, my name is Corey but my friends call me Chewy. My life used to seem so ordinary until I sat back, hit “playback”, and start writing about these crazy experiences. None stand out more than last Tuesday.

Let me tell y'all about how I started a new job just to end up arrested that same night. I can say now thats its funny but when I say “IT GOT REAL”???? Bruh.

Ok so I’ll start that morning. I was excited because I was finally starting to make money again and its only so many ways you can cook some chicken. Hello? So I’m putting on my shoes when my phone rings. It’s my best friend Ryan congratulating me for the ninth time this week. “Congrats on the new job, Chewy! I'ma put one in the air for you. You know I gotta come visit the A soon!” Sheesh! Whenever this kid comes in town anything is bound to happen. Last time I had to break up a fight he had with somebody’s man. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeeeeah. “Alright call me later. I gotta head out now or I’ll never beat that traffic.” I love my friend but he can be longwinded especially whilst high. I mean I smoke as much as any other smoker 👀 but I like knowing wtf is goin on, ok?

I’ve been to this building plenty of times before but today I chose the front entrance. And then, after walking halfway around the Earth’s equator, I realized why most people used the other entrance. I hustle to the elevator and make it in to the training room with three minutes to spare. Don’t judge my life!!! So this may be the second time (back to back) that somebody who works there, isnt there. They happen to be very important but its quite ok that no one has heard from them all morning and into the afternoon? I take out my phone and text my homegirl Drea “Trick, why you refer me to this job? Nobody is ever here. My check better be.” She’s all “Calm down boo. Once you get in, you good.” So in the trainer’s place, we had the opportunity to be “oriented” by the office assistant who seems very charged up to do nothing. Im serious. He came in like “Good morning! Good morning! umm..” and walked the fuck out. I could tell he wasnt used to public speaking but he knew every flavor, scent, and texture of that CEO’s anus. If I had to hear one more time about how brilliant or underrated he was, I would’ve thrown up a damn lake. And not the pretty ones where people fall in love. I mean like the ones people shit in because it was fuckinq awful! Ugh!! Awful!! Okay so break time..we had been told about some coffee and “things like that”. The coffee ran out and this aint my house, this is barely my damn job, I am not about to just make this pot of coffee. My lyin ass LOL!

So I got the coffee and headed back to the room. Brown Lips, as I called him in my head, was at the front, babbling about something with some lady who looked like she knew her way around the block. I guess black has to crack at some point, right? But I’m slippin…so we watch another video and Brown Lips says we can leave after we complete the daily quiz. The fuck? Ok. I text Drea “Im out early. Wyd?” She said “Just got back from Walmart. Come over and smoke when you finish”. Now I had JUST passed my drug test and I was in need of some higher elevation. It had been a while and I wasnt doing anything else. “I’ll call you when I get to your building”.

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Hubs and I with our coffee. Guess who has the bigger mug? Lol (at IHOP)

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Lookie there. I love milestones. @chevrolet #spark

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My #MCM gave me his cold. Bah humbug. I'm feeling miserable today. But he stayed home to help nurse me back to health.

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I'm just a bit obsessed with snapchat. Lol. Oh and how about I just found out you can screenshot this pic and add people on the Snap like that. Lordt, I'm getting old.