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Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:

So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”

We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.

Here’s the recipe:

1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.

3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.

One package of yeast.

a party balloon.

The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.

Let’s begin:

Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.

Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.

Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.

Trust me. You’re going to want it

Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.

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Gallifrey is a civilised and advanced society with a massive area called the “death zone”, at the centre of which is a tower containing the corpse of god

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*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

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“-and my lot do not send rude notes…”

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Messing around with brushes; I really love this rough textured flatbrush

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your assigned pokemon kin

your age + the day you were born x the month you were born

the total is your pokedex number

mine is Marowak

Edit- if you used pemdas you did it wrong

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Deities of Death

Ah Puch - Mayan god of death and ruler of Mitnal (the lowest and most brutal of the Nine Hell’s). Seen as an owl-headed man, a skeleton, or a bloated corpse

Aker - Egyptian god of the earth and the dead. He oversees the gate where the pharaoh enters the underworld

Ament - Egyptian goddess who greets newly arrived souls in the underworld with bread and water

Amida - Japanese god of death who the dying turn to at the moment of their death. His realm is filled with soft breezes, ambrosia trees, and singing birds

Andjety - Egyptian god of the underworld who is responsible for the rebirth of souls in the afterlife

Anubis - Egyptian god of the dead and embalming who oversees cemeteries and burial grounds. He is responsible for weighing a person’s heart to see what kind of life they lived. He is portrayed as a man with the head of a jackal

Atropos - one of the three Greek goddesses called the Fates. She is responsible for cutting the thread of life

Azrael - Islamic archangel of death who collects souls at the moment of death and is one of the four highest angels to the the throne of Allah. The angel of both angelic devotion and devastating destruction

Balor - Celtic god of death and king of the evil giants called Formorians

Baron Cimetiere - Vodou loa associated with cemeteries

Baron Samedi - Vodou loa of death who controls the passageway between the worlds of the living and the dead

Chamer - Mayan god of death worshipped in Guatemala who takes the form of a skeleton in white robes who dons a scythe made of human bone

Charun - Estruscan vulture-like demon who tortures the souls of the dead in the underworld

Chertu - Egyptian being who is the ferryman of the dead and the protector of pharaoh’s tomb

Chontamenti - Egyptian god of the dead and ruler of the west. He is portrayed as a horned dog or a jackal-headed man

Chu Jiang - Chinese god who rules the Second Hell where the souls of thieves and murderers are imprisoned

Cizin - Mayan god of death who burns the souls of the dead. His body is covered with yellow and black spots and he wears a human bone as an earring

Cum Hau - Mayan god of death who was worshipped in ancient Mexico

Emma-o - Japanese Buddhist god who rules the underworld and judges the souls of the dead and decides their punishments based on Buddha’s law

Ereshkigal - Sumerian and Akkadian goddess of death and sky who was believed to have a dark and violent personality

Fe’e - Polynesian god of war and death who appears as a giant octopus

Giltine - Lithuanian goddess of death who appears as a tall and skinny woman in white. She has a poisoned tongue that can kill a person if she licks them but she prefers to strangle or suffocate victims instead. She frequents graveyards at night to collect poison from the dead

Hades - Greek god of death, riches, and the underworld. He is a dark bearded god who rides in a black chariot pulled by four black horses

Hel - Norse goddess of death who rules the realm of the dead. She is portrayed as an old woman whose body is half dead and half alive

Heret-Kau - Egyptian goddess of death whose job it is to guide the souls of the dead in the afterlife

Hine-Nui-Te-Po - Polynesian goddess who governs death, darkness, and night who is said to be the most evil of all goddesses

Hunhau - Mayan god of death and one of the several rulers of the underworld. He is seen with canine attributes but is sometimes portrayed as an owl-headed god

Ikal Ahau - Mayan god of death who hides in caves during the day and stalks the earth to eat human flesh at night time. He is said to take the form of a vampire bat and hide in the bell tower of Christian churches

Itonde - African god of death who eats the flesh of rats and watches over hunters in jungles. He uses a magickal bell called an elofo to decide where death will strike next

Ixtab - Mayan goddess of the noose and the gallows. She is the patron goddess of all those who die by suicide and is portrayed by a decaying woman hanging by a noose in a tree

Kala - Hindu god of death and destruction who wears a garland of human skulls and smells of decomposing flesh

Lasa - Etruscan winged goddesses who watch over the graves of the dead. Their sacred symbols are mirrors and wreaths

Mania - Roman goddess of the dead who is referred to as the mother of ghosts

Merau - Polynesian goddess of death and the underworld and the rival of the evil goddess Hine-Nui-Te-Po

Mictlantecutli - Aztec god of the dead and a ruler of the underworld who is portrayed as a skeleton. Spiders, bats, and owls are his sacred animals

Morrigan - Celtic shapeshifting goddess of war and death who often appears as a raven or crow. A soldier seeing her on the battlefield is an omen of his death

Mors - Roman god of death portrayed as decaying figure wrapped in a burial shroud who holds an hourglass in one hand and a scythe in the other

Mot - Canaanite and Phoenician god of natural adversity whose name means death. He dwells in a pit and his death brings drought and scorching heat to the world each year

Na Ngutu - African god of the dead who guards the souls of soldiers killed in battle

Naenia - Roman goddess who presides over funerals

Ndjambi - African sky god who lifts up and protects the souls of all who die by natural causes. Speaking his name is considered taboo

Nehebkau - Egyptian serpent god who guards the entrance to the underworld

Nephthys - Egyptian goddess who meets and teaches the spirits of the dead and comforts their mourning family

Nergal - Mesopotamian god of the underworld who enjoys bringing illness, war, and fear to humans

Ninedinna - Babylonian goddess who rules over the books of the dead

Odin - Nordic and German god of the dead and victory in battle. He is considered a shaman who receives occult knowledge through communications with the dead. He can shapeshift and rides on a winged eight-legged horse

Ogiuwu - West African god of death who owns the blood of all living things. He lives in a palace in the underworld which is covered and blood and demands an annual human sacrifice to be appeased

Orcus - Roman god of death, the underworld, and oaths who brings punishment to those who commit perjury

Persephone - Greek goddess of spring and queen of the underworld

Proserpina - Roman goddess of spring and queen of the underworld. She is the Roman equivalent to Persephone

Ran - Norse goddess of storms those who died at sea. She causes ships to sink and collects the souls of the sailors in her net and brings them to her hall

Rudra - Hindu god of death, storms, and wind who brings distraction and disarray

Savea Si’uleo - Polynesian god of the dead

Seker - Egyptian god of all things used in funerals and is the patron deity for those who build tombs for the dead

Serket - Egyptian goddess that watches over the canonic jars that contains the internal organs of the dead. She is portrayed as a woman with a scorpion shaped headdress

Shoki - Japanese god of the afterlife and exorcism who is invoked during rituals to drive our demons from possessed people

Supay - Incan god of death and ruler of the underworld

Tate - Native American (Sioux) creator god whose voice is in the wind and he appears in the clouds. He watches over the change of seasons and guards the souls of the dead

Teoyaomqui - Aztec god of warriors killed in battle

Thanatos - Greek god of death who lives in a cave and brings death to mortals

Xolotl - Aztec god of lightning who guides the souls of the dead and the twin brother of Quetzalcoatl

Yama - Hindu god of death who passes judgment on the souls of the dead. He is depicted as a green man wearing red clothes and riding on top of a black bull

Yan-lo - Chinese god of the dead and lord of the Fifth Hell who uses memories of the dead in order to condemn them

Yum Cimil - Mayan god of death who many people were ritualistically drowned for. He is portrayed as a corpse or skeleton with ornament in his hair

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Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

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I had to look up mcdonalds lore

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Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

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