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Bet he didn't saw that coming

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Yo distortion girlies check this shit out

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@dobadoorknob i found the post you were probably looking for in text form! I knew I'd reblogged it so I wanted to find it after you tagged the audio version with what you tagged!

jonah magnus? jonah magnus tiny manlet of an asshole? absolute rat and bastard? disgusting hobbit sized eye fetishist motherfucker. voyeuristic dastardly clown motherfucker i take one look at him and i just know, i just Know hes always damp, like you go to shake his hand and it. is. moist. disrespectful body stealing tax evading rich boy stoner mooching off his sugar daddys money acting like he made it in the world all by himself hes the equivalent of a white boy getting into harvard bc his daddy payed the school to get him in. absolute fiend. i hate him so much i bet he has impeccable taste in cologne and smells magical and that just makes me want to punch him more. dont look at me dont walk by me you idiot bimbo i will launch myself right at your throat i want to feel your pulse whither under my hands as i throttle you i wanna wipe your self assured bastard smile off your face with my boot, we dont even know what hes supposed to look like but somehow everyone decided to make him look hot as hell - i would say he is hell himself and im sure he fancies himself hell incarnate but i cannot i Cannot give him that form of satisfaction hes not even that outstanding at anything hes just like ‘oh let me go find someone whos already marked so i have to make the least effort possible’ like at least commit to this whole ordeal and do some damn work, have you ever done a days work you useless self entitled rat moustache wearing ass? sexist crusty pus leaking eyehole. why the frick frack snick snack did we decide to make him hot and sexy what was the point like for what yall did this. for what. to make me suffer? to make me question my moral standards? do you think i Want to be attracted to a murderous smug asshole bastard who thinks down on people who struggle to make ends meet? hes the type of rich nose picking brat that thinks homelessness is a choice and i am so enraged its like kill on sight bc i am not gonna do Anything else with him, ever. i think for one second about how smug and disgusting he is and i am filled with such rage i actively feel my blood pressure rising my heart rate went above 200 exactly twice in my life - when i was having a life threatening seizure, and right now as i am typing this post someone call me a damn ambulance, and a separate one for jonah macfucking magnus because hes gonna need it when i remove his spleen with my bare hands he was just like oh i know what i fun past time is; giving innocent people irreversible trauma and acting like it was all their fault and theit choices and their doing i am so inexplicably angry my teeth are slowly cracking thats how hard im grinding my teeth right now there is no enamel left on them  i hate this bastard man and everything he stands for and the fact that he has a grrat sense of style makes it even worse dont tou ch m e

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I FOUND IT

jonah magnus? jonah magnus tiny manlet of an asshole? absolute rat and bastard? disgusting hobbit sized eye fetishist motherfucker. voyeuristic dastardly clown motherfucker i take one look at him and i just know, i just Know hes always damp, like you go to shake his hand and it. is. moist. disrespectful body stealing tax evading rich boy stoner mooching off his sugar daddys money acting like he made it in the world all by himself hes the equivalent of a white boy getting into harvard bc his daddy payed the school to get him in. absolute fiend. i hate him so much i bet he has impeccable taste in cologne and smells magical and that just makes me want to punch him more. dont look at me dont walk by me you idiot bimbo i will launch myself right at your throat i want to feel your pulse whither under my hands as i throttle you i wanna wipe your self assured bastard smile off your face with my boot, we dont even know what hes supposed to look like but somehow everyone decided to make him look hot as hell - i would say he is hell himself and im sure he fancies himself hell incarnate but i cannot i Cannot give him that form of satisfaction hes not even that outstanding at anything hes just like ‘oh let me go find someone whos already marked so i have to make the least effort possible’ like at least commit to this whole ordeal and do some damn work, have you ever done a days work you useless self entitled rat moustache wearing ass? sexist crusty pus leaking eyehole. why the frick frack snick snack did we decide to make him hot and sexy what was the point like for what yall did this. for what. to make me suffer? to make me question my moral standards? do you think i Want to be attracted to a murderous smug asshole bastard who thinks down on people who struggle to make ends meet? hes the type of rich nose picking brat that thinks homelessness is a choice and i am so enraged its like kill on sight bc i am not gonna do Anything else with him, ever. i think for one second about how smug and disgusting he is and i am filled with such rage i actively feel my blood pressure rising my heart rate went above 200 exactly twice in my life - when i was having a life threatening seizure, and right now as i am typing this post someone call me a damn ambulance, and a separate one for jonah macfucking magnus because hes gonna need it when i remove his spleen with my bare hands he was just like oh i know what i fun past time is; giving innocent people irreversible trauma and acting like it was all their fault and theit choices and their doing i am so inexplicably angry my teeth are slowly cracking thats how hard im grinding my teeth right now there is no enamel left on them  i hate this bastard man and everything he stands for and the fact that he has a grrat sense of style makes it even worse dont tou ch m e

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please fucking watch this video

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I’VE DONE IT TWICE IN A ROW, NOW TAKE A RECORDING OF THIS POST BY @jonathanthesim WHICH GOT ME LITERALLY WHEEZING UNDER A BLANKET RECORDING IT

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hey kid you want some generic magnusarchives fanart

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jonathan sims stress-bakes so the s1 archives crew are INUNDATED by cakes and biscuits at all times. he makes milk bread once and tim eats 12 and then vanishes for a week. my other headcanon is that timothy stoker is incredibly lactose-intolerant.

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u think jon reads aita reddit posts when he feels a little peckish

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if theres ONE thing i would sell my soul for

it would be gerry in The Magnus Protocol. please jauthor sims, alexander j. newall. please. gerard keay in tmp. please.

he doesn't even have to be in multiple episodes. i just wanna hear his voice again and i've listened to mag 111 over 20 times already

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No Jonathan Sims is the writer, you're thinking of Jonathan Sims's monster, Jonathan Sims

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[ID: A tweet by Maddy Searle (@Maddy_abstract), posted on October 14th, around 3 pm BST. It reads “Sadly, I am among some staff cuts at Rusty Quill, so I am available for work in podcast/radio sound design, production, directing. 3+ years experience with clients including Stripped Media and Picturehouse Cinema. Links to my work below.” followed by aforementioned link with a headshot of Maddy /End ID]

So Maddy is leaving RQ, citing “staff cuts” and thereby implying it wasn’t her decision, following a rather surprising hiatus at Rusty Quill which affected Chapter & Multiverse, Trice Forgotten, as well as Patreon Bonus content, such as Problemagicians and Compulsory Film Appreciation.

At the same time, RQ is putting out multiple updates daily for their stupid little TMA ARG. teasing “The Magnus Archives 2″.

What. The actual fuck. Is going on in this company.

They’re Rusty Quill. Not “The Magnus Archives Incorporated”. They have other shows that have fans. They have other shows that could make them money, if they only promoted them decently.

The Magnus Archives had a great ending, stop milking a dead cow and instead focus on the ones that are still alive.

Stop shooting yourself in the foot.

Can’t believe I’m supporting this shit show with a patreon subscription. I am seriously going to reevaluate this decision.

EDIT: The tweet has since been deleted, but Maddy’s bio still reads “Formerly @TheRustyQuill” on twitter. Go and send her some love.

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Tbh honestly tbh my ideal for TMA TWO! is not a prequel or a sequel but instead all of the canon events but from the perspective of a different department in the institute that actually have normal fucking jobs. They only interact with the main characters in the cafeteria or by pulling the short straw on who has to go get an expense report signed.

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rising from my grave to bring you this in light of recent developments

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in the event of something happening to me, 

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just saw a tiktok of this girl who owns a hearse talking about how its actually really useful to transport kayaks. how are we feeling about this tma fandom