theannualentrepreneur

[theannualentrepreneur]

It's Christmas Eve! That is right folks happy holidays! It's yours truly, the owner of Toyzone himself! Do be sure to stop by my store to pick up any last minute Christmas gifts for your kids! We sell the best and only the best!! See you soon!!

[theannualentrepreneur]

Well, very well let me see here-

[He took the toys and scanned them, the total coming up to 32.19, He hummed to himself as he popped the toys into a plastic bag]

That'll be 32.19

“Hey—where am I?” A boy with an owl on his shoulder had asked.

@ithacasformerprince

[The man turned around from stocking items, looking at the boy with confused interest. What type of clothes were those. . . Was he one of those. . . cosplayers?? Nevertheless Frank put on a smile]

Well, you my friend are in Toy Zone! Hatchetfield's local toy heaven! I'm the owner, Frank Pricely. Pleased to meet you, would ya like to look around?

[theannualentrepreneur]

[Unfortunately our boy frank did not even stop to think about the odd boy and his odd owl, just hoping the owl didn't decide to shit on any of his products, that wouldn't do. He watched the boy run off with pleasure, there we are another customer served. Man he was good at his job.]

“Hey—where am I?” A boy with an owl on his shoulder had asked.

@ithacasformerprince

[The man turned around from stocking items, looking at the boy with confused interest. What type of clothes were those. . . Was he one of those. . . cosplayers?? Nevertheless Frank put on a smile]

Well, you my friend are in Toy Zone! Hatchetfield's local toy heaven! I'm the owner, Frank Pricely. Pleased to meet you, would ya like to look around?

[theannualentrepreneur]

[Never had a toy? God what type of life did this kid have sheesh. Frank cleared his throat and continued his little monologue about how great his toys are]

Well, here you can buy one of your very own! We have the most top notch selections here.

“Hey—where am I?” A boy with an owl on his shoulder had asked.

@ithacasformerprince

[The man turned around from stocking items, looking at the boy with confused interest. What type of clothes were those. . . Was he one of those. . . cosplayers?? Nevertheless Frank put on a smile]

Well, you my friend are in Toy Zone! Hatchetfield's local toy heaven! I'm the owner, Frank Pricely. Pleased to meet you, would ya like to look around?

[theannualentrepreneur]

. . .ah- WELL! I can tell you my dear boy!

Toy Zone is THE best toy store to buy any toy your mind could ever dream about. First opened on July 1, 1996 and stocks a wide range of toys and games. The best quality mind you! It is run and managed by yours truly; At your service!!

“Hey—where am I?” A boy with an owl on his shoulder had asked.

@ithacasformerprince

[The man turned around from stocking items, looking at the boy with confused interest. What type of clothes were those. . . Was he one of those. . . cosplayers?? Nevertheless Frank put on a smile]

Well, you my friend are in Toy Zone! Hatchetfield's local toy heaven! I'm the owner, Frank Pricely. Pleased to meet you, would ya like to look around?

[theannualentrepreneur]

“Hey—where am I?” A boy with an owl on his shoulder had asked.

@ithacasformerprince

[The man turned around from stocking items, looking at the boy with confused interest. What type of clothes were those. . . Was he one of those. . . cosplayers?? Nevertheless Frank put on a smile]

Well, you my friend are in Toy Zone! Hatchetfield's local toy heaven! I'm the owner, Frank Pricely. Pleased to meet you, would ya like to look around?

[theannualentrepreneur]

Throws a bunch of money at him, takes the doll and runs away

Ah-. . .Okay! Have a nice day now!

[He then proceeded to immediately pick the spare change that fell onto the floor. Chuckling to himself as he collected it. Mr.krabs ahh]

[theannualentrepreneur]

Hey Mr Frank. Your employee was super rude to me, rolled her eyes and everything. Can't you do something about that?

Eugh, I've been trying. Alexandra has a real attitude problem, trust me I've been getting on her case about it. Don't you worry, I'll have her situated soon enough.

[theannualentrepreneur]

GIVE ME A FUCKING DOLL

Woah woah WOAH. I am more than happy to give you one if you have the money. No need to shout. . .

Would it be Cash or Card??

[theannualentrepreneur]

the bestest frendy-wend for all the boys and girls!

[theannualentrepreneur]

||She snatches the doll and laughs maniacally, running out of the store.||

mhm. . .have a nice day now. aha-

[theannualentrepreneur]

Thank you very much, sir. I’ll gladly take my Tickle Me Wiggly doll now!

||She does a sort of “gimmie” motion with her hands, looking absolutely insane.||

[He nods, forcing his smile despite the slightly unsettling display. Think about the money think about the money...he hands her a wiggy doll]

Mhm,,, there you go. Enjoy-

[theannualentrepreneur]

*practically foaming at the mouth*

You guys have Wigglys? :)

Why yes we do! Are you interested?? :}

[theannualentrepreneur]

||She happily swipes her card, not caring that she basically payed 50 dollars for a fugly doll||

[Bro is grinning ear to ear. thinking of that good cash being deposited into his bank account was enough to make him want to SING]

I am VERY happy you decided to make this purchase Ma'am, you won't be disappointed!

[theannualentrepreneur]

Free!? Well don't mind if I do friend, what's the favor? An I-owe-you? An errand??

Hey there, friendo. You got enough stock of those Tickle-Me Wigglys? Wanna make sure things don't get too outta hand if ya run out.

@discipleofywrath

Well, I sure have gotten quite a few requests for them before our doors even opened. And it is a limited edition, I'd assume we would need a bit more in stock. . .

[theannualentrepreneur]

It truly is! A wonderful place to make cash as well, people love toys! Young and. . .Old-

[Frank shudders at the last bit, thinking of a certain person who loves to collect toys that comes to his shop almost everyday. eugh-]

I know what those things are, Mr Pricely. I still want one though.

@digitalintelligigencearchive

. . .Hm? Oh I know what these things are as well, they're, my little green money-makers of course!!

Who doesn't want one? Would that be cash or card?

[theannualentrepreneur]

Unsure what is so funny about it, But! Your order is now placed, it should arrive sometime soon.

I know what those things are, Mr Pricely. I still want one though.

@digitalintelligigencearchive

. . .Hm? Oh I know what these things are as well, they're, my little green money-makers of course!!

Who doesn't want one? Would that be cash or card?