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Me: *picks up “dead” bat in my yard so my dog doesn’t eat it*
“Dead” bat: O_O
Me: O_O
Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead bat realizing it has been picked up by a large creature at the exact same second: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
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vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why
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MOLLYMAUK COMES BACK BUT HE'S JUST LIKE A CRYPTID OF THE EMPIRE. HE'S MOTHMAN
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These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great
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these boys deserve some down time from all their hero work <3
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the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster
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based on this textpost by @ineffablequotes
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Can y’all believe this…men always have something to say its literally just a picture of the ground
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Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann
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sketch of a scene from chapter 7 of my wonderfully talented friend’s, @mollymauk-teafleak, Widomauk fic “Come Home With Me”, that I drew for fun <33
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Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target.
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HUMAN BODY EMBARRASS, NOT A SNEK!
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