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I just wonder how old people do not notice their grandkid is flamboyantly gay it is so funny

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Harley becoming Doctor Clown is perfection

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This videos shows how high you would be able to jump on each planet of our Solar System!

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this shit is soooooo infuriating to me like some people have trouble climaxing through NO fault of their own—maybe it’s a natural variation of their bodies maybe it’s medication side effects maybe it’s trauma—it’s actually really common and it’s something that makes a lot of people feel really ashamed and miserable… you haven’t “masturbated yourself into dysfunction” in fact masturbation often helps you get better at figuring out what makes you climax like !!!!!!! and even if you HAVE been hitting the vibe too hard recently you can always cool off for a week or two until you get in the mood again. your clit isn’t ruined forever. christ. this chewed-gum approach to sex simply does not have a basis in fact. pleasure is not a scarce resource

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tag yourself - self care edition

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Jumped into meme making again...

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AS THE BODY-COUNT CHART HAS PROVED SO POPULAR....

Crimes Commited By the Bodies Detectives

Hillinghead: Having Gay Sex Whilst Being Victorian; Perverting the Course of Justice (False Confession)

Weissman: Multiple Murders; Police Corruption; 2 counts of Abduction (Esther, technically, & Lady Harker in one of the timelines)

Shahara: Leading an anti-government militia??? [Details unclear]

Iris: gets brother to run DNA on equipment he shouldn't have. Driving without a valid licence and car insurance, possibly (Look, if the Maplewood we see in 2020 still comes from 2053, I bet my hat she doesn't have the right paperwork to be driving that taxi)

Crimes the Bodies Detectives are accused of/framed for Commiting:

Hillinghead: Having Gay Sex Whilst Being Victorian but like. Not with the guy he actually fucked. Also, suicide. Also, his confession to murder is perpetuated by authorities who know its a falsehood

Weissman: Corruption, which would be fair except there is no evidence backing up the assertion- only antisemitism and xenophobia. Murders that he committed. Murders that the people accusing him of them commited. Spying for Germany.

Shahara: Leading a terrorist organisation?? (Seriously the build up around Older!Shahara's group of people is...flimsy, or possibly I need a rewatch but like....did they do anything beyond theorize about The Throat whilst weilding guns?)

Iris: Existing in Victorian England or whatever it is she ends up sharing a cell with Hillinghead for "officially"

Things the Bodies Detectives Actually Did Wrong:

Hillinghead: NOTHING. (OK cheating on his wife is not great, but IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES--)

Weissman: ALSO NOTHING.

Shahara: Even more nothing than the other two combined

Maplewood: Nothing that isn't understandable given the dystopia bullshit she grew up with.

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Obsessed with the fact that Alfred Hillinghead is the guy that has shaken loads of peoples hands until he found The Shake, the guy who knows anglo saxon runes and was intuitive enough to secure the role of detective inspector, and YET he is still utterly hopeless at lying to basically anyone who knows him even a bit. Charlotte knew he was gay for Henry the second he saw him. Polly is famous for always knowing he's lying. The SECOND Alfred came home after confessing and told Charlotte they had to speak, she was like "is it the journalist?". She knew from the START. He sucks so bad at it.

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Bosh

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batch no. 2!! these are so much fun to make <3

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Hello bodies netflix fandom I am losing my mind please help

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this show has had me in a CHOKEHOLD fr

i hope the other 6 people in this fandom enjoy <3

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They're all always in that damn time loop

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bodies (2023) x text posts pt 2 (pt 1)

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bodies (2023) x text posts (pt 2)

making text posts for a collective of five people in this fandom cause i completed it yesterday and cannot legit stop thinking about it

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My three other meme posts are here, here, and here.

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corvo by @ferretrix commissioned for swan song