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Signal boost.

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

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Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

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I wholly agree about horses. I don’t trust them. 

obsessed with this great bird

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For those in fire country.

This is your annual warning that *there will be no warning* when fire season is about to start. Nobody’s going to post “Hey everyone, remember, fire season starts next Friday!”. The state will just catch fire. You will wake up and the sky will be orange. It could be tomorrow, it could be July, it could be August, we could get incredibly lucky and skip it altogether. If you hope to buy an indoor air purifier before fire season, if you want to ensure everyone in your home has a P100 for going outside, if you want to stockpile water and you haven’t already, the time to do it is today.

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Void kitteh is good luck

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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Absolutely fair. 

Have you heard the Grimm theme with lyrics by Man On the Internet? Think you'd enjoy it.

I have tried to listen to that cover, but I have a hard time sitting through soundtracks/osts that someones added lyrics onto

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Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

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One day it will get its revenge

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You mean this one?

If we can stop with the whole turning 24 fps animations into ai rendered 4k 60fps amv looking nightmares, that would be great.

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The only difference between a Health Insurer and an Assassin is the guarantee of time of death. 

At the beginning of a One-Shot:

Fighter: So, what do you do for a living?

Rogue: I, uh, work with people.

Fighter, OOC: Oh, so, like the health insurance advertisement?

Rogue, OOC: Yes, sort of.

At the end of the One-Shot:

Fighter: Hold on! Wait a second! [Rogue] is an assassin?! You’re an Assassin?!

Rogue: I never said, that the people are still alive when I’m done working with them!

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This 3am thought is brought to you by RAYCON: Shadow ShaveVPN

My ADHD at 3am

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you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

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Quality

Sometimes the traffic at the airport is just horrible.

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And now all I can think is of the seal going AAAAAAAAAAA...EGG. 

Weddell Seal vocalizing while asleep

(via)

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Oh, that one character I play in EVERY RPG EVER?

adults don't stop having imaginary friends we just start referring to them as original characters

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And now I’m just thinking of the Lutece “Twins” from Bioshock Infinite. 

character who accidentally gets cloned, but instead of the Evil Twin trope or arguing over who is “real” or trying to murder each other (why???) they just…get on with their lives. they acknowledge that they are two virtually identical people with the equal right to exist, and decide to share their social group & living space. eventually their parents & friends get used to the idea of having unusually identical twins around