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Have you ever wanted to kill yourself in a trader joes
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someone stole 2 out of the 4 packs of acne stickers in a box i bought. do i kill myself?
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I have responsibilities like self torment and isolation
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sex was definitely better pre 9/11 whenever they added all that tsa bullshit they ruined sex too i know this
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my coworker kept calling me daddy i cant keep continuing like this
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Need to diversify my substance abuse portfolio
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you will live to see useless dogshit beyond your imagination
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okay man we get it you’re being tested by god
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i love that upper management gets mad you arent making them enough money and then only staffs two and a half people for a weekend. like yas we can definitely reach out to every customer this way thats great. no i am not ringing up two different sets of customers at the same time
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Can the basement they run hollywood out of just collapse already
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Can the basement they run hollywood out of just collapse already
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Can the basement they run hollywood out of just collapse already
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Gwen Stefani photographed by Jill Greenberg for The Sweet Escape. (2006)
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