theamericanagent

[theamericanagent]

(Meh, you're not the first.)

'My politeness will depends on yours, if you act like a jerk to me, I’ll act like a jerk to you, simple as that.'

That is music to my ears. My competence and common sense will equal yours. However..

Whenever someone writes it like that…

I just can’t help but want to piss them off just for the fun of it.

[theamericanagent]

"A good one? Hardly, but uh...good evening for you too."

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"Good evening."

[theamericanagent]

"Oh yes, the coffee shop, follow me." He starts walking to the place. "There's a place I know which makes the best capuchino you've ever...." Suddenly his cellphone starts to ring. It was probably the Bureau, most likely they want to give him an update of the 'incident'. "Excuse me for a second." He answers the cellphone, and wouldn't you know, it WAS the Bureau.

"Penber's here what's the situation.....uhuh....they gonna press charges? But.....I see....no sir, I understand...I'll be there tomorrow morning." He hangs up and smile at the girl. "So....let's go."

  "People always call me like that because I wear mostly red…" she explained with a smile "So… Where is the coffee shop?"

[theamericanagent]

"Madame Red, that's....exotic..."

Oh great, reeeaaal smooth Penber, no wonder you're still single-He thought to himself.

  Anne smiled slightly and took his hand “Nice to meet you too, Mr. Penber, you can also call me Madame Red~”

[theamericanagent]

Oh great, now the insane man wants to accompany him. Penber didn't had time to make the man stop following him, so he had no choice, well, apparently it's up to agent and looney to save lives.

"The kind that kills people!"

  Marlene started runs with his good friend Stave.

"OH~! What kind of bomb?”

[theamericanagent]

"Raye Penber, nice to meet you Ms. Durless." He shows his hand for her.

  "Well, that could be great as well~ Nice to meet you, I’m Angelina Durless~"

[theamericanagent]

He quickly take his hand back and takes the saliva out of his hand. That man needed help, suddenly he remembered something.

"OH SHIT! The bomb!!!!" He starts to run.

  Marlene grabs Stave’s hand and starts licking the blood off of his hand.

"…..Oh yeah what were you yelling about? Something to do with warning someone?"

[theamericanagent]

"Gossip's not exactly my forte, how about some coffee?"

"Someone has some gossip for me? I’m terribly bored…"

[theamericanagent]

"I'm not the hug-type......I have no idea how you've healed me.....but I appreciate...."

  "But I want to hug you. Okay, here are the answers to that question. One, I can use magic or two, you lost too much blood and you’re now in unicorn fun land. Pick your favorite one and go with it, personally I like two."

[theamericanagent]

"Please, refrain yourself from touching me and explain what happened!"

  "It’s okay now~"

[theamericanagent]

".......What the....." No more wound, what the hell happened?!

  "Dude dude! Why do all of my friend die, like holy crap!" Marlene is freaky the fuck out and then he remember something.

He lifts up Steve’s head and kissed his forehead and magically his wounds healed. “Magic kisses~!”

[theamericanagent]

He takes his own hand off his chest, revealing a bleeding deep wound.

"Need....to warn....them...."

  Pokes with unknown object.”Hey buddy, you okay?”

[theamericanagent]

"GHH!!!!"

[theamericanagent]

He hides the note book back inside his jacket.

"Excuse me, I don't think I got your name."

  "Notes? …My apologies, but why?"

[theamericanagent]

"Just taking notes. I'll get to them later."

  "…What are you doing?"

[theamericanagent]

"Lolis."

[theamericanagent]

My muse died in the hospital without yours knowing. Send me a "✉" for the letter they left for your character.