thealtrismyhips
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thealtrismyhips · 5 years ago
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my dumbass really thought we were going to have like six months before any tour info and now i have three weeks to sell an organ… tis the life of a swiftie 
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cruel summer // taylor swift
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thealtrismyhips · 5 years ago
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dont underestimate the power of kindness. strength is not being cold hearted and aloof, it’s being amicable in the face of bitterness or gentle with those who need to be loved. so please, if nothing else, be kind.
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thealtrismyhips · 5 years ago
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it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
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thealtrismyhips · 5 years ago
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2009-2019
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thealtrismyhips · 5 years ago
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i hate monopoly it is like some old white guy was sitting around and then thought to himself, what if we could make capitalism fun? well you tried and you failed dipshit
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thealtrismyhips · 5 years ago
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“It was all because of Ed Sheeran, Ed and I are friends… The story goes that they were singing a song of mine together the night they were in the studio together, they were singing “Set The Fire To The Third Bar” which is a song that I sing with Martha Wainwright. And it was like, ‘Gary lives just about a mile away from the studio, so you want me to get him in?’ So she said, 'Yes, bring him in.’ And I went into the studio and I actually ended up singing on the song that Taylor and Ed did for that album, the Red album. And then I can’t remember whether I asked Taylor or she asked me - it might have been me asking her - if she wanted to write a song together. We went in together, myself, Taylor and Jacknife Lee, who’s Snow Patrol’s producer. We did that song “The Last Time” in a day. In one day we wrote and recorded it and finished it all, that was all done in a day. So that’s very fast how she works, which is extraordinary really. I think that’s probably the fastest that we’ve ever finished or completed a song. So she’s extraordinarily talented and great to work with.”
— Gary Lightbody about working with Taylor and writing “The Last Time” - KFM 981 (September 2nd 2019)
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thealtrismyhips · 5 years ago
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Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure
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It’s the thirteenth show of the Reputation Stadium Tour. (x)
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knowing all of the lyrics of all 18 songs on lover when its not even 10 days old
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when it’s well past time to respond to the equality act
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You should share this for people in DC and close to you!!
Black Community we have to be careful. Protect our Girls! Spread this! 
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