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YOU GO GLENN COCO
the world is trying to stop me from writing this destiel fic but I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
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We’re going out for a nice dinner so I decided to try something new - slicked my hair back with pomade, wore a polo shirt and nice trousers, ect. We’re halfway to the restaurant and I just realized I’m still wearing house slippers.
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NEW VIDEO: “Pulse Orlando Shooting: One Year Later” - this one is super important to me. today is the one year mark since the largest mass shooting in america, which targeted LGBTQ+ people & Latinx people. to honor those killed, i visited Orlando to talk to survivors, friends & family of victims, & community leaders in the Orlando LGBTQ+ community. honored to have made this video, hope to shine light on ways to honor those lost with action.
if you can, please share this video, i’d appreciate it.
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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i hate myself now
i was on my period and my boobs felt like they were about 40 pounds heavier. my mom said "yo you should give your tits a rest" but i just yelled out "a bR EA S T" i'll let myself out now.
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How did we discover cow milk. anDHOW DID WE EXPLAIN IT
How did the first humans ever learn to do the sex?
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has anyone else realized when little kids have sword fights with sticks they’re basically hitting two severed arms of trees together repeatedly for fun
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Life is your oyster. Time to get myself a pet unicorn.
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My chemical romance: We used to make emo music but then we changed our minds.
Black sabbath: HAAAAAS HEEE LOST HIS MIIIND
Gorillaz: we keep changing our style every album lel
Dio: JUST A RAAAAAINBOOOW IN THE DAAAAARK
Jack White: Everyone wants to play a song with me, and when you're listening to my last album you're wondering wtf is going on.
The raconteurs: We're playing dark country-rock
The white stripes: We made a song which everyone is covering over and over.
Daft punk: We're robots. And we make music.
Green day: We have same guitar, same vocal and same drums, we just change the rhythm in our songs
The offspring: We're making music which is fun for first 2h then you throw it out in the corner and after two months you does the exactly same thing.
Nirvana: We're not t-shit brand.
Linkin Park: We tried so hard and get so far but in the end it doesn't even matter.
Blur: Song 2 is not our only song.
Massive attack: *trip hop intensifies*
Red hot chili peppers: Our songs are even more repeatable than green day's
Slayer: The real what the fuck is going on?
Metallica: You tried to play "Nothing else matters" on your guitar am i right?
Guns n' Roses: We used to be a good band but now we suck.
Korn: We used to play nu-metal now we're just a dubstep band
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