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LGBT

lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains

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when you get that awesome idea

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Elemtary school in a nutshell

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i’m the sirens in the background

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bizarre links

www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm - cockpit voice recordings, transcripts, and traffic control tapes from crashed airplanes

www.opentopia.com - this site showcases thousands of security cams which are found through clever search techniques

www.vectorpark.com/etc/spider.html - a simple yet brilliant site that turns your cursor into a spider which is followed around by a much larger unknown creature

murderpedia.org - here’s a free online encyclopedic dictionary of murderers and the largest database about serial killers and mass murderers around the world. 

www.maskon.com/kerry/kerry1.htm - honestly, i’m not even sure how to explain this one (more related links: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8) [NSFW: SLIGHT NUDITY]

www.staggeringbeauty.com - SEIZURE WARNING! CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES AND LOUD NOISE! BE ADVISED!  this is another simple site which features a black worm on a white background that follows your cursor but if you move too rapidly, loud music will began to play as brightly colored images flash in the background 

www.youtube.com/user/fatalaccidents - this channel contains over 800 graphic videos which were captured by a dash cam or CCTV [NSFW: GORE] 

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Taking a test

*tap tap tap*                                   *sniff*                        *three people sniff*

                                 *more tapping*     *two consecutive sniffles* 

*one person flips their test over*     *look at clock*  *sniff*   *tap tap tap*

                                   *everyone else flips their test to the back*  

*sniff*  “Wh-ere do we turn this in when we’re done..?” 

“When you guys are done you can put it in that bin in the back!”

                 *look at clock*                  *sniff*

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give me all the coffee in the world

(by dilfosaur)

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if that doesnt get shinji in the robot nothing will