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IVE BEEN GONE ON VACATION FOR 2 WEEKS AND THIS IS THE BULLSHIT I COME BACK TO???????

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING????????????????

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Tony + ‘threatening’ his kids (anti-Tonys, stay on your fucking lane, this post isn’t for you)

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I noticed the last time I watched Endgame that when Nat is making herself a peanut butter sandwitch there are some ballet slippers resting on one of the chairs nearby. I love the idea of Black Widow dancing as a form of stress relief so I did this drawing. (7-21-19)

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Tony and Peter making their suits. Iron man (2008) // Spiderman: Far From Home (2019)

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hey remember when tony was held at gunpoint while zip-tied to a bed and he still worried about the plastic watch that belonged to “his (nine-year-old) friend’s sister”

remember when he made peter parker a spider-themed nightlight to go with his webshooter just because

remember when he was triggered by wanda but looking after clint was his primary concern during the trip back home from that mission. then remember how when other team members went through the same thing, his priority was taking them to a safehouse where they could recover

remember when in the middle of a world crisis, tony had no problem helping a pregnant laura barton with home chores like log chopping and fixing the family tractor

remember how much it mattered to him that pepper would enjoy her christmas gift

remember how he keeps fanmail from kids lying around the house

remember how he doesn’t just thoughtlessly sign kids’ drawings, he leaves little speech bubbles on the characters drawn, customized with the kid’s name

remember how he found time to buy harley a lot of candy

remember how he’s had the same slow bots since his MIT days, and has apparently never had the heart to upgrade them or rid them of their imperfections

remember how he had a model airplane collection and WII in his workshop. remember how he keeps the vintage car his father used to tinker with, according to the picture he also keeps in the shop? remember how that car is his screen saver. remember how his main systems keyboard is made out of a symbolic language he compiled and shares with JARVIS alone

remember how tony named JARVIS after his childhood butler, and created a whole other AI who reminded him of pepper? remember how he coded peter an AI that was invested in the kid’s emotional well being

remember how tony arrived from captivity and the first thing he did was get an american cheese burger? remember how he sat down beneath the podium during a press conference and turned to obadiah stane and told him that it was good to see him

remember that fundamental naïveté underlying everything he’s always done, from “tony stark wants to save the world” to “these are my guns, how did they get my guns?” and “they told me ‘here’s the line, we don’t cross it, and this is how we do business’”

remember how tony thinks that being a superhero would be “outlandish and… fantastic” but he doesn’t think he’s the type and all the way to homecoming he’s looking at a younger hero and vocally wishing he’d be better than him

remember how he’s been trying to use his own struggle with grief and trauma to find solutions that should benefit others as well. remember how he’s explicitly trying to break the cycle of abuse his father started

this post doesn’t have a point or a pattern and it most certainly doesn’t have a satisfactory ending bc it could literally just keep going forever, i just wanted to remind us all of what a Great Dude the fave is

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BETER YET PETER QUILL HELPED HIM DO IT!

If you don’t think Peter would be the biggest dork and do an actual mixtape for MJ idk what to tell you 🤷🏻‍♀️

{Please don’t repost my art without my permission!}

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Brooklyn 99

This is AMAAAAAAZZZING

The last TV show you watched is now your life story for the next six weeks

What is it?

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“Never--Never doing that again. I’m never doing that again.”

-MJ (Far From Home)

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I thought I’d throw in my addition to all the wonderful Spideychelle art out there as I get ready for Spideychelle month. Who else is participating?? It’s gonna be a party! Whooop! (kanski-art    7/16/19) 

I can also post a clean version of this without the blurring affect. 

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Tell me the one fic you associate with my username. In exchange, I’ll tell you a secret about that story.

It can be a scene that was deleted or never written or character motivations or even a story from my shameful past.

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YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW FUCKING FEAR UNTIL THERES A BIG ASS WASP IN YOUR CAR WHILE YOURE DRIVING!

Sincerely me who drove 10 miles in pure horrific fear that the peice of shit would venture from its spot in my back window to me and sting the shit out of me while driving 60mph.

Now I’m stuck at the brothers house babysitting hoping to god almighty that the wasp leaves the car to find some friends and never returns.

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aRE u SEEinG tHiS???

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am i the only one who feels like far from home was just one big spideychelle fanfic?

like, first, the whole ned/betty relationship?

mysterio turning out to be the bad guy?

mysterio holding mj against her will forcing peter to make a choice to save her or his friends (that didnt happen exactly, but i count it nonetheless)

mysterio making illusions of tony stark to make peter feel guilty

brad davis being an ASS

mj falling from the EIFFEL TOWER (t’was an illusion, but it COUNTS)

peter’s identity being revealed (although i doubt anyone could have predicted anything like THAt) (im still shook)

peter fighting so much and being, like, super injured thag he loses his mask but doesnt really care ‘cause he’s hurt and tired and our baby desrves better

THE KISS

the webslinging date!!!!

what is my point?

the spideychelle fandom is PSYCHIC

and jon watts DEFINITELY read fanfics. fight me

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Guys I did a drawing of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella from broadway and I forgot to tell you guys! It’s not Marvel but I thought you guys might like it :)

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THIS IS DOPE! Amazing and so well writen. Totally in character and at first I totally thought you were going for the kinda corrupted older Peter vibe with the title you chose but oh my god it got so so so much better. I mean so much better. The title is perfect and the code name were brilliant! Oh my gosh I love this! I’d love to read another chapter if you do end up writing another. But it’s an amazing one shot too! Dear land I’m like floating because this was one of the best and most plausible post far from home fics I’ve read so far. I never even thought about Peter going into hiding but it makes so much sense. Again i would love to read another chapter if you do write one.

EVERYONE READ THIS ITS SO GOOD AND SO PERFECT AND SO IN CHARACTER IT WAS SO FLIPPING AMAZING I CANNOT RECOMEND THIS FIC ENOUGH!

live long enough to see yourself become the villain

“EDITH, lights on.”

The fluorescents statically winked to life. Peter pulled the red and black mask free from his face, and tossed it on the cluttered metal work table jammed in the corner of the room. He rubbed his weary eyes and padded across the cold, concrete floor to his narrow bed. The sheets needed a washing, but he hardly cared as he collapsed on the bed with a thud.

He stared at his ceiling and began to quietly catalogue his night. Patrol was harder to do effectively in shadows. Peter reached for the handle of his half-empty mini-fridge that partly functioned as his bedside table and grabbed his last soda. He cracked it open and took two long gulps. It was more frosty than flavor, but, after the night he braved, the fresh cold was welcome.  

“EDITH,” Peter rasped, “Give me a status report on subjects Jarvis, Springtime and Capital M.”

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Tony: Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t....

Steve: Make sure you put on sunscreen!

Tony: Nah, I don’t need any.

Steve:

Steve: You think you’re stronger than the sun?

Steve: The fucking sun?

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Peter: Can I just live a happy life now?

Marvel:

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Me after seeing Far From Home’s mid-credits scene and realizing Marvel’s gonna make me wait two damn years for a third installment: