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okay so honestly I don’t post on tumblr like, ever

but can we just talk about how easy it would’ve been to invent plates

like, honestly

you just gotta

- primitively slides a piece of stone between the ground and some food -

whoa

that

that right there

genius

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Vote Wretched Tooth

To my loyal followers, I, The2ndidentity, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision. Too long have we been led astray by incompetent leaders. Too long have we been ignored by those at the top. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Wretched Tooth. The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Rick is a vote for elitism. A vote for inexperience and dishonesty. You know what needs to be done. Vote for Wretched Tooth. Thank you for your support, The2ndidentity #ElectWretched Tooth

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Tips for 500 free?

Don’t, just don’t

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Darth Vader: Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Me: No you don't Thad bought them all

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If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

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WE

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I AM DYING

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Reblog if you’re grateful for your internet friends

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When u kill with a level 9 judge attack in smash

Me: Your sentence

Other Guy: Hoe don't do it

Me: Is Death

Other Guy: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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Byrne For Smash Tho

This guy is really cool.

The Legend Of Zelda Spirit Tracks is equally cool.

Why not vote for the guy who has trained with the Lokomo, the defenders of the world from the Demon King Maladus.

Or vote for the guy who has fought for the Demon King Maladus.

Or got to hit Toon Link in his oversized cartoon face with that gauntlet thing.

...Vote Byrne.

He’s $wag.

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*Intense song appears on playlist*

*Pace increases violently*

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

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a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.