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and all the rest of the xmen too

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This is why the "shut up and take my money" meme exists.

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I need at least a dozen. The fact they include 2 Wolverines "for some reason" makes it even better.

And please zoom in on the detailed listing of "totally not cursed" box contents. You won't regret it.

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toofbrush

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“Batman wishes I was dead.” Jason no, baby, he just wants you to stop cutting random dude’s heads off in the middle of the night in Gotham. And not even because he disagrees with you, but because Batman is the one Jim Gordon calls to come deal with the mysterious cut-off heads at 5:00 am. That man just got off patrol and now he’s gotta go look at some bloodstained duffel bag in the Narrows with Jim Gordon who’s hitting his emotional support vape like it’s an oxygen mask. Bruce can’t stand the smell of cotton candy. Do you see where I’m going with this, Jason?

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hi yogurt nation

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Yawnnnn

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Twiddling around with a Kurt doodle from a couple of years ago, like this crop. He’s wearing a faux fur coat Jubilee bought him and the silver earring from the fanfic Beach Bum. Warning, fic is NSFW.

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i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)

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i cant stop thinking about this image i need to chew on him

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Some headcanons about how Logan and Kurt care for each other and their comfort

Logan:

Due to his heightened senses, Logan is actually very sensitive to sounds, smells and lights even when he has years and years of practice over those somedays they are still bad. Kurt’s bamfs come always with a sharp flash of light and the distinctive smell of brimstone smoke so Kurt always try to minimize his jumps when they are together.

Logan has had a rough life and some days he feels like he doesn’t deserve nice things, he feels like the monster inside him is going to break anything good he may have, in those days, Logan doesn’t stand to be touched. Kurt has learned to hover around him in those days, always 2 steps away, far enough to not touch but so close than Logan can still feel him.

More often than not Logan gets camps in his arms, to unleash his claws, Logan has to contract tightly the muscles in his forearms, because of the healing factor, there is not much damage but the sharp pin needle like pains just happens after a long fight or training. Kurt knows how to prepare natural calming salves and he normally massages Logan’s arms with those when they are unwinding together.

Kurt:

Kurt has PTSD as all of them, however even after everything, probably the most traumatic experience for him was the time he was caged at the circus. To be constantly drugged and brutalized. Kurt has mastered himself to not react but all his body internally crumbles when someone shouts at him or move too fast. Logan knows and always tries to keep it calm with the Elf. He would first go away than shout at Kurt if he can avoid it.

Kurt needs to touch people, he needs physical contact, he needs the reaffirmation of deserved humanity. Sometimes he needs it a bit tougher, to really really feel like the touch is reaching him. In those days, Logan will grab an arm across his chest, walk Kurt in front of him and just embrace him, hug him with enough open space for him to bolt out if needed but adding just the right pressure.

They all know Kurt is the one who gets the small tasks going, he is the one who makes sure all of the small inconveniences are taken care of so his family and friends can do the big heroic things. That mostly means, Kurt does all the paper work, due to his eyes, light changes can be very harsh on him. So Logan will dim the lights in the room, he will take the papers out of his hands and make sure he takes a nap or at least rest his eyes for a bit.

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best friend activity

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Hear me out here:

Logurt angst with the song “Blue” by Halsey.

Specifically the chorus.

“Everything is blue, his pills, his hands, his jeans” -Kurt

“Everything is gray, his hair, his smoke his dreams” -Logan

Might make an animatic later if I have the energy for it 🖤🪻

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The different vibes i get from the two ship names for these guys

Nightwolves is them knowing each other best, providing comfort and trusting each other.

Logurt is two idiot best friends in love

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Been re-reading the comics and rekindled my love for these two

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wolvertooth cuddles are half soft kittycat nuzzling n half This⤵️⤵️⤵️